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My First Hooker...

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Ai®a©ob®a

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Sorry boys not what you think.

 

So i finally decided to get a hooker and see what people were talking about and it just kind of made me speechless and wonder why people like it so much.

 

I still remember in GTA III the car would just rock back and forth.

 

So this made me want to go and look to see the stats on this and i found a guy who bought over 3,000 Sex Acts & 10,000 Private Dances which comes out to over a $1,000,000 so he bought her a very nice apartment and a couple very nice cars.

 

How many of you have gotten a hooker?

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Ninjambie

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Every time I with a hooker my friends and or crew members find me...

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and then they do this...

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BASTARDS!!!

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I send muggers after people who let hookers in their car. I remember this one guy who I managed to successfully have his car stolen from him three times in a row because he spent too much time down at the beach with one; boy was he pissed.

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Hodgey.

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I think I have done it once or twice but I prefer to save my money for something useful.

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Every time I with a hooker my friends and or crew members find me...
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and then they do this...
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BASTARDS!!!

 

 

Post of the Week!! Lmao

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ZeroSafe

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I remember my first hooker online. She got in my Dominator, did her job, then ran out screaming her lungs off. It wasn't until later that I realized it wasn't because my character was so good at it...

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bloatedsack

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I enjoy the variety of hookers and their many different ways of speaking.

 

Alot more effort than one would think went into programming and voicing these ladies.

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LBxFinalDeath

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Am I the only one that noticed that guys LS Pounders jersey doesn't have the emblem of the team on the front? :lol:

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Ninjambie

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Am I the only one that noticed that guys LS Pounders jersey doesn't have the emblem of the team on the front? :lol:

That's crazy! I just noticed that. What's even crazier is he's always wearing that damn jersey and I never noticed it lmao.

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Luvythicus

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I pick up hookers once every few sessions. Sadly for her, it's because I then speed off in a rampage, blowing up police cars and shooting random people all over. It's a fun game. How long can you do that before she escapes/dies?

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AlienTwo

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To the guy who's bought over 10, 000 sex acts get a life

Tell him yourself...

 

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That's just so much time and energy invested in this...

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sid_vicious74

sid_vicious74

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my 2nd charcter has had a hooker or two. it is funny having a women riding your lap when you are a women yourself. still moans like crazy two.

i must be wearing a strap on.

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codename_duchess

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I send muggers after people who let hookers in their car. I remember this one guy who I managed to successfully have his car stolen from him three times in a row because he spent too much time down at the beach with one; boy was he pissed.

Seems like he was the one getting f*cked hahahahaha

 

Hookers are for life, not just for Christmas lol

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Biohazard Abyss

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Well, since I have a female character, I prefer not to get a hooker.

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The Spook

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it is funny having a women riding your lap when you are a women yourself. still moans like crazy two.

i must be wearing a strap on.

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