Dat Hat!

[S0lo]

Today i spawned in my Primo with my white Cowboy Hat perfectly crowning the head of my character Donnie. While mostly being a quite likeable fellow, Donnie somehow got a little broken inside when the LSPD not only refused to promote him to the Riot Squad, but also forbid him to further store and modify his patrol car and suv. He reacted to this by sh*tting on the Chief's desk [while the Chief was actually sitting behind it], calling everyone of his superiors a maseogentristic (sic) douchenozzle, and finally setting his uniform on fire in the middle of the police station. Needless to say this resulted in the immediate termination of his contract with the LSPD.

 

Ever since then Donnie roams the street impersonating a an Elite police sniper with a Texan background, sporting a blue shirt with a black tie under his black armored vest, some "black" (sup Rockstar, still color blind?) cargo pants and black boots, and, as mentioned, a white cowboy hat, signed on the inside by Chuck Norris whom he stopped one day to give him a traffic ticket for speeding (which did not work, mainly because when he tried to issue the ticket on his on-board computer, the computer simply blew up. same happened to his pad of tickets when he tried to do it the old school way).

 

Whenever Donnie would get in his car he'd feel the unstoppable urge to take off his hat... until today. Today Donnie was able to wear his hat in his car for the first time. His therapist told him this was the first step towards full recovery. For Donnie, today was a good day. And he didn't even have to use his AK.

 

 

tl;dr today i spawned in my car with a hat on. that was nice.