HighMonkey95 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 All I can say is. Whenever I'm driving around with my prostitute I picked up, looking for a place to get it on, a player always come by and shoots her or shoots me and then steals my prostitute. I didn't pay $70 for nothing you know! Besides, them bitches love them some monkey dick! Vooodu 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 All I can say is. Whenever I'm driving around with my prostitute I picked up, looking for a place to get it on, a player always come by and shoots her or shoots me and then steals my prostitute. I didn't pay $70 for nothing you know! Besides, them bitches love them some monkey dick! you dumbass just go to invite only sessions when you want to go with a prostitute . Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064819890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vooodu Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 LOL.. Find better spots to do the NASTY. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064819968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1ckmad3 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 LOL.. Find better spots to do the NASTY. just bend her over so her upper part of the body is inside the dumpster and the lower part sticks out they filthy anyways Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighMonkey95 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 All I can say is. Whenever I'm driving around with my prostitute I picked up, looking for a place to get it on, a player always come by and shoots her or shoots me and then steals my prostitute. I didn't pay $70 for nothing you know! Besides, them bitches love them some monkey dick! you dumbass just go to invite only sessions when you want to go with a prostitute . Don't be jealous that you can't get any ladies. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxCady98 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 After using one of those nasty bitc*es i steal my money back and blow her up with a grenade. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighMonkey95 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 That's what I do. Lmao. Except I shoot her in the vagina. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Kaniff Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 (edited) That's what I do. Lmao. Except I shoot her in the vagina. Grow up a little bit instead. Edited February 24, 2014 by gta4thewin daisymollie 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 All I can say is. Whenever I'm driving around with my prostitute I picked up, looking for a place to get it on, a player always come by and shoots her or shoots me and then steals my prostitute. I didn't pay $70 for nothing you know! Besides, them bitches love them some monkey dick! you dumbass just go to invite only sessions when you want to go with a prostitute . Don't be jealous that you can't get any ladies. says the one who gets his stolen by other players Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighMonkey95 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Like-wise buddy, like-wise. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Like-wise buddy, like-wise. i never got my girl stolen lol i always pleasured her and moved on Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeen_Team Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I had sex with a prostitute one time in the game and 5 minutes after leaving her my character dropped to the ground and the "Wasted" graphic appeared. I looked to the left of my screen to see how I died and it said. "killed by AIDS"…Has anyone else had this happen? lol jk Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LieutenantLoserz Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 this post is the funniest thing i've seen in my life Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighMonkey95 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Hahahahahaha Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064820994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I dont recall ever picking up a hooker online or even seeing someone with one. I dont normally kill people for no reason but if I saw them with a hooker I probably would kill the hooker. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064821402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMFtwstdHICK Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I dont recall ever picking up a hooker online or even seeing someone with one. I dont normally kill people for no reason but if I saw them with a hooker I probably would kill the hooker. Man, total cock block move.. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064821441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyharwood Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Wow some people really need to get a life. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064821640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighMonkey95 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 You could find hookers at night near the ghetto areas. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064821772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxCady98 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Theres hookers all over LS. Sometimes I'll fap on their corpse... that really completes the evening's fun. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064823012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle2014 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 My friend just hires prostitutes all day In the game and brags about how long his guy lasts I don't see the fun in that it's boring you don't see anything just a waste of 70 dollars seems like Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064824185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulsaber01 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you can't get prostitutes move on to the strippers. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064824237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny94 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 steal the bitch back Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064824911 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchMaljers Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 What did I just read. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064825380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalinka Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 sad sad sad lonely virgin men that have to get off by video game graphics. Yeah its fun and funny for the first time, but very boring and immature after that. The only time I pick up street girls if when I'm gonna pick up a friend, so when they get in the car, their character pulls out the prostitute. "wtf, who the f*ck is that? Is that... Is that, what the f*ck happened? How the f*ck she got into your car?" The reactions are too funny. Anyways, if I was you guys, looking up porn is much more satisfying. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064825447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchMaljers Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 sad sad sad lonely virgin men that have to get off by video game graphics. Yeah its fun and funny for the first time, but very boring and immature after that. The only time I pick up street girls if when I'm gonna pick up a friend, so when they get in the car, their character pulls out the prostitute. "wtf, who the f*ck is that? Is that... Is that, what the f*ck happened? How the f*ck she got into your car?" The reactions are too funny. Anyways, if I was you guys, looking up porn is much more satisfying. I lolled Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064825729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBean007 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Lol can you pick up prostitutes in online? Hahaha Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064825826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFThisIsntWii Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You just gotta keep your pimp hand strong xxJ0n4Th0Nxx 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064826672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxJ0n4Th0Nxx Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You just gotta keep your pimp hand strong Bitch give me that baby powder, *SLAP* Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064826696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFThisIsntWii Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) As I always say when dealing with prostitutes you gotta plank it, shank it, bank it then yank it. Edited February 25, 2014 by WTFThisIsntWii xxJ0n4Th0Nxx 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/687149-players-stealing-my-prostitutes/#findComment-1064826700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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