Never go full retard stories

[xInfamousRYANx]

So after reading and hearing things in game I thought it would be funny posting clueless player's stories.

 

Mine

On support forums

 

"Some guy is boosting in GTA online. hes killing me with weapons he doesnt have unlocked and ranked up from killing me 10 times"

 

[siray]

Yesterday a guy planted stickies on ron's plane in base invaders.3 of us took off and he pressed right arrow,and it turns out one of the stickies were left on the ground.He ended up blowing himself.

I know it's more of a epic fail but still

Edited February 21, 2014 by siray

[Ninja_Gear]

Guy online on mic during a mission:

Making sobbing sounds, talking as if his mouth was full saying he was sucking his own dick.

[xInfamousRYANx]

Mainly I want to hear the crying of newbs. I loled when someone called me a hacker cuz i was in passive mode

[Kracus]

Every time an idiot tries to take me out in a race and takes himself out in the process.

[UrbanForce22]

I don't know if this is a "retard story" but the other day I threw a sticky bomb at my friends car and ended up sticking it to my own car.

[xInfamousRYANx]

Retard stories are those kids who know nothing yet call haxor ect

[Sushi__Wolf]

Love this topic op hilarious.

[Mr.Faustin]

I don't know if this is a "retard story" but the other day I threw a sticky bomb at my friends car and ended up sticking it to my own car.

Good.

[Kampioen]

Some guy tried to use his car to block the entrance to the store so I couldn't get out. He parked the driver's side to the door, and suddenly (without the animation of getting out) he was in the store with me. Not really retarded since normally your character would just exit through the other door, but still hilarious.

Another time I was in passive mode on top of a little barrier because I was rolling a joint, this guy comes up and for like 10 minutes he's shooting me with everything he has, he died twice in the process from the cops. He also blew up his own Entity.

[ArcadeWilliamz]

Once somebody tried to kill me in a jet instead I was hiding behind the wall and he crashed.

[Biggie Kaniff]

I don't know if this is a "retard story" but the other day I threw a sticky bomb at my friends car and ended up sticking it to my own car.

 

Lol that post fits perfectly with your signature.

 

I myself walked right in to a sticky trap at Simeons garage today. I went retard and deserved the death, heck how could I be so stupid?

 

Atleast I killed the guy who set the trap a few times afterwards, so it feels okay by now.

[antihero0808]

I don't know if this is a "retard story" but the other day I threw a sticky bomb at my friends car and ended up sticking it to my own car.

 

I've also done this, the sticky seems to bounce off their car onto mine, pretty embarrassing way to die!

[Kampioen]

It's also happened to me a few times where 2 players are attacking me, and one accidentally shoots the other and then gets killed by me.

[withonion]

A guy went and made himself (off radar) He thought he was invisible, he walked right up to me and then got his knife out, So I puched him and bottled his sad ass. He then said I was hacking because I could see him. LOL noob thought off radar meant invisible.

[its_ceri_d]

I was accused of glitching out of the map the other day. I was in the tunnel from the Vangelico heist.

[P.C.M.]

I watch an over zealous noob lobbing grenades take his PV and himself out once.Everybody died in the mission (all around level 20) so,I just took my sweet ass time finishing the rest (I think it was Los Santos Connection)? Fed up with me taking my time,they all left and I collected the cash. Gotta love self destructing noobs.

 

Edited February 21, 2014 by P.C.M.

[BuckScrotum]

[codename_duchess]

Certain threads on this forum could fall under this category

[Tabula Rasa]

[fw3]

Seriously, man. This is just horribly cruel. I get the idea of the thread, but if it's going in this direction, I hope a moderator ties this thread up, locks it, and buries it deep into the for-shame pit.