can you have a girlfriend in gta online?

[gta5SA]

WHY CANT YOU DATE IN GTA ONLINE?!!

like thats f*cking stupid you can do all that stupid sh*t, play golf, parachute. arm wrestle but you cant have a girlfriend. this game f*cking sucks.

i want to be able to date in this game, atleast in online. similar mechanic like in gta 4 or san andreas. even the f*cking prostitutes suck in this game, cause the screen is automatically locks on in only few camera angles and you cant like turn it around.

LOOK COCKSTAR. you better bring dating back, cause if you dont im going to...... roooooooOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

exploit all your sh*t, pirate every single game in your existence AND.. im going to create a separate character online, and im going to be blowing up peoples expensive adders and all the sports cars i see them driving, and guess what YOU WILL GET ZERO f*ckS FROM ME,HAHAHA cause my wallet will be already empty to be able to pay for your car insurance.

 

note just kidding dont take this seriously lol. i was just upset that gta online doesnt allow you to own pets ;(

Edited February 16, 2014 by gta5SA

[phunkism]

only in real life, sorry

[JoeyDeacan]

This is a joke right

[gta5SA]

only in real life, sorry

WELL IM SOOOOORY , this is a video game topic not real life, dating tips forum. read the description first

[Coin]

[Saikou]

Because R* didn't add that.

[gear999]

Gta 5-HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND tutorial! (GTA:Online glitch)

1. Get a real life girlfriend that plays and enjoys GTA Online.

2. Make sure you and her have a mic.

3. Also make sure you have characters close to your real life self.

4. ???

5. Profit.

[slippery slope]

Really?

[smokingndriving]

lol. I can get the dating thing if you weren't able to see them anywhere besides your apartment. You do seem....extraordinarily, unusually upset about it tho?

 

Additionally, you can make a hooker in GTA like a wife - just bring them back to your garage. They will walk out, wander around, get upset and not give you sex. lol (drumroll).

Edited February 16, 2014 by smokingndriving

[JuZ 75]

Not sure the wife would approve...

[marco-polo]

Probably should've went without the rant... I'd laugh if it were included though

[itsmeMOB]

Not sure if trolling.

[gta5SA]

Because R* didn't add that.

but it was explained why they didnt. this is gta online you have your own character. you can make them single or have relationship. but for some reason, rockstar just left it behind. im still hoping for a dlc or something

[Gasmasks]

This forum is slowly starting to attract the most desperate males I have ever encountered.

Firstly you have people who are absolutely DESPERATE to find out how to make a female character topless, this is NOT normal.

And now there is a guy who wants a girlfriend in this game? Come on.

This.. This is just wrong. Please sort yourselves out with a prostitute (In real life, not in the game) so you can empty your nut sack and feel what pussy actually feels like, then you won't feel the need to desperately seek to fulfill your depraved sexual urges through a console game and share them with a community based from a console game.

 

My god, I never understood what 'You need to get laid' meant when I saw it on tv shows.. Until now.

[Saikou]

 

 

Because R* didn't add that.

but it was explained why they didnt. this is gta online you have your own character. you can make them single or have relationship. but for some reason, rockstar just left it behind. im still hoping for a dlc or something

SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN! DAMMIT! MAN DOWN! MEDIC!

[bloatedsack]

This is a joke right

 

What makes it tragic is that art imitates life.

[Choppers]

They aren't going to do this, and it would be pretty much pointless. Why are you so upset about this anyway, what purpose would it serve?

 

You can always use gear999's method.

[phunkism]

 

only in real life, sorry

WELL IM SOOOOORY , this is a video game topic not real life, dating tips forum. read the description first

 

This is you

 

[gta5SA]

Not sure if trolling.

rockstar trolled me? yes, but no i dont troll, i might have done a bit of a rant, but thats because if i didnt, we would have bunch of badasses, like in that no bra thread going off on me. ohh go get a life or go look at porn. and all that stupid noobie sh*t that their stupid keyboards can type.

while im just being honest how i feel. although the last part might be a more of a scare tactic, im not going to be wasting my time downloading rockstar games or blowing people cars up. cause i know its not their fault ofcourse but it doest add up humor.

This forum is slowly starting to attract the most desperate males I have ever encountered.

Firstly you have people who are absolutely DESPERATE to find out how to make a female character topless, this is NOT normal.

And now there is a guy who wants a girlfriend in this game? Come on.

This.. This is just wrong. Please sort yourselves out with a prostitute (In real life, not in the game) so you can empty your nut sack and feel what pussy actually feels like, then you won't feel the need to desperately seek to fulfill your depraved sexual urges through a console game and share them with a community based from a console game.

 

My god, I never understood what 'You need to get laid' meant when I saw it on tv shows.. Until now.

you do realize have of what i wrote was a joke right. my topic was why wont rockstar bring dating to gta online, because it would make more sense than their explained reason in gta 5 SP

[Choppers]

 

 

only in real life, sorry

WELL IM SOOOOORY , this is a video game topic not real life, dating tips forum. read the description first

 

This is you

 

 

If only I could like this more than once

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

I like how threads like these get the most responses in such a short time. Now to grab some popcorn and laugh at the responses

Edited February 16, 2014 by Gta-freak-VI

[gear999]

OP= Twin of the OP of this thread:http://gtaforums.com/topic/684624-personal-charakter-without-bra-woman/page-1

[gta5SA]

 

 

only in real life, sorry

WELL IM SOOOOORY , this is a video game topic not real life, dating tips forum. read the description first

 

This is you

 

 

still isnt scary

[Coin]

I like how threads like these get the most responses in such a short time. Now to grab some popcorn and laugh at the responses

 

You forgot something. And this is what you forgot:

 

[MsWolfe]

I like how threads like these get the most responses in such a short time. Now to grab some popcorn and laugh at the responses

I got steak instead of popcorn.

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

 

I like how threads like these get the most responses in such a short time. Now to grab some popcorn and laugh at the responses

 

You forgot something. And this is what you forgot:

 

Check again. Already covered Edited February 16, 2014 by Gta-freak-VI

[gta5SA]

 

I like how threads like these get the most responses in such a short time. Now to grab some popcorn and laugh at the responses

I got steak instead of popcorn.

 

and your seriously going to touch your keyboard or mouse with your oily hands after that popcorn??

[Coin]

 

 

I like how threads like these get the most responses in such a short time. Now to grab some popcorn and laugh at the responses

You forgot something. And this is what you forgot:

 

Check again. Already covered

 

 

Nice edit. Well played sir.

[MsWolfe]

 

 

I like how threads like these get the most responses in such a short time. Now to grab some popcorn and laugh at the responses

I got steak instead of popcorn.

 

and your seriously going to touch your keyboard or mouse with your oily hands after that popcorn??

 

 

I'm a Civilized human being who eats steak with a Knife and Fork. Thanks.

[Biggie Kaniff]

only in real life, sorry

 

I doubt OP gets to date in real life, so this is like his only chance.