coldlm Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) My fav one so far is (f*ck me in the ass) and (f*ck you dick head) whats your favourite ! Edited February 16, 2014 by coldlm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyfamster Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 When a driver NPC hit me with the car,he got out saying "don't sue me,I knew Los Santos' best lawyer " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuexcomate Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) "You're a dickweed among dickweeds" "Looks like somebody had a little too much incest last night" Edited February 16, 2014 by Cuexcomate nullify 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanto Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 'You're a dick, without a dick!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariana_dm1989 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I keep hearing some slut say, 'i had to blow a guy to get the job'. Something like that. Osho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldlm Posted February 16, 2014 Author Share Posted February 16, 2014 Bitchhhhhh assss !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLOOD Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Cockney (GTA London-esque accent):f*cking Twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewisVee Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Move it whitey (gta III) Move it cracker (gta III) Get out of my cab (gta III) All from an Indian dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I keep hearing some slut say, 'i had to blow a guy to get the job'. Something like that. I hear that quite alot to. The only other one that comes immediatley to mind is 'I'm not gay, honest'. Seems like I hear that one quite a few times aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UtterTehSEAL Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I got a prostitute once when she finished "serving me." Her phone rang and it was her doctor. I don't like to snoop so I didn't listen closely until she said "Oh Chlamydia and Herpes again? I though it was something serious!" Rest assured she's dead now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twannie1997 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I got a prostitute once when she finished "serving me." Her phone rang and it was her doctor. I don't like to snoop so I didn't listen closely until she said "Oh Chlamydia and Herpes again? I though it was something serious!" Rest assured she's dead now. You should be alarmed, because she could give the main character STDs too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WavyWeazel Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Sometimes when you have cops/swat guys on you, one of them will yell: "Killing makes my dick hard!" That's gotta be my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokrie Dela Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) I had a random ped say to me "You can't get enough of me, can you Trevor." Was just a random ped - not a S&F character. Whenever someone insults T, that person dies, even though T is a dick. Funniest came for me when I had T stalk F before they'd met. F f*cked T up with a machine gun. was funny hearing their "taunts". Edited February 20, 2014 by Mokrie Dela The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Click here to view my Poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sussus Amongus Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 "IIIIIIIMBRED DICKWAAAAD!"-Random Cop in the desert "No money no funny bunny honey!"-Hooker from Vice City "I basically had to f*ck a guy to get this job."-Random ped on the phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaynt Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 After hitting a woman's truck in the backwoods of San Andreas, "How dare you! I'm a virgin!" Then she gets out of the truck with a shovel, "Feel my virgin wrath!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazencoke Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 f*ck me in the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightningLord Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testarossa Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 "That sh*t was f*cked up last night, right?!" twitter // instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
œaœa Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 It's time to meet Jesus!!! - Guy about to kill me, had me laughing for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GHETTO JEZUS Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Cheesy Vaginas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackFlagged Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I'm tired of you jacking off over elves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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