If only you had seen my sides....

[Arcade Reacher]

So I decided to play Prison Thugz properly last night. I sat in the lobby with my mates and I felt content that everyone was having a good time. Most of the boys looked up to me you see, they saw a brightness in me and it filled them with hope.

 

Suddenly the match began to start and I stayed frozen to the spot. I had absolutely no idea what I should be doing and my body became filled with terror. I stood there with a look of horror on my face as the entire team charged towards me. My boys ran back behind me, a look of hesitation and uncertainty started to flow between them. The air started to contract and condense around me, a look of wild excitement filled their faces as they rushed at me.

 

The first blow came from a man wearing a suit, he used a crowbar and sent me falling to the ground. I started screaming in pain as their entire team began to swarm me and feast on my flesh. I reached behind the TV to try and plug the power cord back in but it wouldn't fit. I stood up in frustration and started to kick it in. My Dad started to yell at me, he screamed "NO THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!!!" but the panic had overtaken me. My mother sat in the corner sobbing, her cries seemed to bend the space around us, the molecules in the air seemed to tremble and turn into dark speckles as she sobbed into her hands.

I simply stood there and stared at the TV, shaking with shock. My father was now backing the car out of the driveway with such ferocity that he backed into another passing car, he took no notice and kicked into gear and drove off down the street.

 

When I came too, my mother was gone. The power had gone completely out, broken glass lay on the floor. A smokey kind of mist drifted around the room, I looked onto the street from the top floor of our multistory apartment. All of the skyscrapers I could see in the distance were slowly falling down as a thunderstorm so massive began to engulf the city. A demon was clinging to the side of a skyscraper reaching in and pulling people out of the building, its horns were the size of helicopter blades. Multiple jets were now coming in from the distance spraying a kind of acid into the streets, I could hear the screams of the people down below.

 

I gazed into the suburbs, homeowners were standing in their backyards staring up at me, their thoughts completely hidden behind their faces, a skill honed by generations of life in the suburbs. I felt the warmth of my mother flow through me for just a moment, I turned but she was gone. I stepped towards the edge of the rooftop and looked down at the ground below. The distance had never seemed so precise, the exactness of my mind could calculate the dimensions of the fall down to absolute perfection. And with a finite finality of my mind, I stepped from the edge and fell, the ground rushed up to meet me as fragments and screenshots and multitudes of flashbacks frozen in discreet moments of time hit me I relived a magnitude of new memories before shattering my brains onto the pavement.

Edited February 16, 2014 by Arcade Reacher

[K3vLegend]

Idk if these are getting old or getting funnier..

[Based God Cali]

AWOOOOOOGAH!

[Arcade Reacher]

TL:DR

[JayDM420]

TL:DR

[Tritium]

[jethro921]

^ best reply ever

[Based God Cali]

I love this so much

[iiGh0STt]

 

how did you not win the award for most wanted to ban?

 

guys, don't even comment on his crap just report it.

 

OT: OP. I think there is a story telling thread somewhere. People will actually read it there, and you can discuss others stories too. dont fall into the tritium trap of starting a new thread for every thing that happens in gta.

Edited February 16, 2014 by iiGh0STt

[Arcade Reacher]

 

 

how did you not win the award for most wanted to ban?

 

guys, don't even comment on his crap just report it.

 

OT: OP. I think there is a story telling thread somewhere. People will actually read it there, and you can discuss others stories too. dont fall into the tritium trap of starting a new thread for every thing that happens in gta.

 

 

Tritium is meerly an extension of my projection, which is in itself a reflection of the community.

 

So you see, you cannot have a thread without Tritium, for he is you and me and we are him, we are the eyes of body that moves your fingers across the keyboard, and in that very moment alone you are me, you are in the space that I create and we share each other. Your very chemistry is molding and changing the more you enter this space as your brain changes to adapt to the environment, eventually you too will become part of tritium. For you cannot have a thread without tritium.

 

I let a homeless person suck my cock on the way home last night.

[Based God Cali]

 

 

 

 

 

how did you not win the award for most wanted to ban?

 

guys, don't even comment on his crap just report it.

 

OT: OP. I think there is a story telling thread somewhere. People will actually read it there, and you can discuss others stories too. dont fall into the tritium trap of starting a new thread for every thing that happens in gta.

 

Tritium is meerly an extension of my projection, which is in itself a reflection of the community.

 

So you see, you cannot have a thread without Tritium, for he is you and me and we are him, we are the eyes of body that moves your fingers across the keyboard, and in that very moment alone you are me, you are in the space that I create and we share each other. Your very chemistry is molding and changing the more you enter this space as your brain changes to adapt to the environment, eventually you too will become part of tritium. For you cannot have a thread without tritium.

 

I let a homeless person suck my cock on the way home last night.

Church!

[Stephen]

Some of Jack's threads remind me of when I read the Canterbury Tales in high school. Most of those short stories were nothing more than 15th century porn in text.

Edited February 16, 2014 by SteveNYC81

[P.C.M.]

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[Tritium]

 

 

 

how did you not win the award for most wanted to ban?

 

guys, don't even comment on his crap just report it.

 

OT: OP. I think there is a story telling thread somewhere. People will actually read it there, and you can discuss others stories too. dont fall into the tritium trap of starting a new thread for every thing that happens in gta.

Firstly, I pay a large monthly sum to this forum in exchange for immortalism to rules.

Secondly IDK.

Thirdly, you hate me because I make better posts than you.