Rockstar Support

[JayDM420]

1. More advanced driving physics.

 

2. Leaning left or right while doing wheelies on motorcycles.

 

3. Doing a wheelie on a quad.

 

My top 3

[P.C.M.]

1). Crouch (not that stupid constipated thing) would be nice. Why have stealth if you can't even come close to crawling?

2). Long f*cking hair - not the gay Nickelback sh*t - Ladies ,please agree. I'm an old school metal head.

3). For f*ck sake, Trevor has fingerless gloves. Why not the online crew?

4). Would it buttf*ck them so much to do a crate drop with say.....Flamethrower in it.

5). Enough of this sh*t,where's the f*cking (if there even is) Jet Pack?

[LeoV]

Dear Rockstar,

 

It is February 15, 2014. The time is 8:08pm EST. I am concerned about the future of GTA online. What exactly can we expect? If it doesn't bother you Brian B, I would like to ask you a personal question. When you ban people from GTA Online and tell the world why they were banned on the R* support forums, do you get satisfaction out of it? Do you love taking someones heart and crushing it into little tiny pieces, while copy pasting your pre-programmed paragraphs from the R* handbook of being an asshole? Where are heists? Why isn't chrome the default color for an adder? Who killed Leonora Johnson? These questions and more emanate from the hearts of millions of GTA fans.

 

Sincerely, TheStalked

 

P.S. The beach bum pack sucks.

 

I liked the beach bum pack actually It gave me some good sports glasses and nice hats.

As for stuff, storable police cars of course. Also

 

1. Less unnatural police spawns.

2. A parkour match (race on foot jumping building to building

3. triathlon like in SP

[Dave Rizza]

Dear Rockstar.

 

After several months of trying to start up an account, I have been bombarded with errors stating the cloud servers refuse to go back to work.

 

My fellow companions and I have agreed that we should try and give Rockstar Support a try. However when I tried contacting the Support I was met with an intense hostility. The man seemed to have a serious problem with Rockster Support and couldn't seem to get connected to the cloud servers. When I tried to get him to explain the nature of his problem, he simply said that he had been trying for several months to start up an account only to be bombarded with errors, stating the cloud servers were refusing to go back to work.

 

At this point I decided to refer him to Rockstar Support, where he would direct me back to the online game menu and simply told me to wait until the cloud servers are back online before trying to create a new character.

 

I don't know how to proceed from here, any advise would be greatly appreciated.

 

That was silly and you should feel silly.

[P.C.M.]

Another thing.....RAMPAGE!!!

[j0hn_d0e]

The being locked out your own car really is starting to chuff ma chebs

 

I rage then blow it up before claiming it back from Mors.

 

R* = Y U TROLL ME ?

[P.C.M.]

The being locked out your own car really is starting to chuff ma chebs

 

I rage then blow it up before claiming it back from Mors.

 

R* = Y U TROLL ME ?

apparently try select - vehicle access - everyone - is suppose to work. Known glitch they are working on

[DerpCat]

Dear Rockstar,

 

Quit using AUTO replies for your bug ticket system. 10 AUTO REPLIES of the same post in a row, does not help anyone when its a bug report ticket.

 

Read your f*cking tickets, hire a 10 year old to read them for you if you must (since it seems very few of you can read), but have SOMEONE spent a few minutes of their time to actually READ THE f*ckING TICKET and send a human written reply!

 

Your support on tickets is f*cking horrible, fix it.

Edited February 16, 2014 by DerpCat

[P.C.M.]

Dear Rockstar,

 

Quit using AUTO replies for your bug ticket system. 10 AUTO REPLIES of the same post in a row, does not help anyone when its a bug report ticket.

 

Read your f*cking tickets, us the 2 monkeys working on AGENT to read them for you if you must (since it seems very few of you can read), but have ONE OF YOUR AGENT MONKEYS spent a few minutes of their time to actually READ THE f*ckING TICKET and send a human written reply!

 

Your support on tickets is f*cking horrible, fix it.

ftfy

Edited February 16, 2014 by P.C.M.

[MajorWhytey]

Beg for garage arrange screen

 

I beg you

^ this

[WBaker]

Don't forget to ask R* support to add Realistic Steak.

[Ninja_Gear]

I would love to have the Police Buffalo in my garage again. I mean, why the hell would they add so much mod parts for police vehicles, if we can never get them into LSC?

Hell even the police is mad for not being able to mod their cop cars: