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Prison Thigz Deathmatch is totally out of control.

Arcade Reacher

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Arcade Reacher

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I have been craving to play some deathmatches for a while now, I just love getting the upper hand and outwitting my opponents to net myself a nice well earned 10k+.

 

However I end up in notorious prison, so I gave it a shot.

 

I assumed we were going to have to do some kind of fist fight but the men were running at me I tried to get away he was absolutely no where near me I hurl my bat at him and I fall down 3 men rushed at me and pummeled me to the ground. As I died I noticed one of the men were run down the tire of the bus crushing his head another man started to mindlessly beat his dead body with a crowbar. I turned my attention to the sides on of the men was standing in the corner just staring at me I felt myself crushed under the weight I tried to grab the door of the bus but my meerly contacting the side of the bus sent my body into a frenzy and into the ground, dead once again.

 

I look at the scoreboard and a bunch of my team mates are trying to climb over each other, from all angles the other team are on my my arms are now weighed down by them I feel them as their hands reach into my pockets and start to rub smooth oils into my body, a large sweaty man is now breathing down my neck as I feel his strong arms lift me into the air and throw me head first into the mud.

 

Suddenly more and more of them are grabbing me, one of them held my hair in his fist and slammed my head into the mud, I could taste the dirt running through my teeth as I look up I am losing my balance and the next thing I see is a large metal pole hurled into my face. I am spun onto the wall once more and im left in the corner where 4 other men are now beating me, I look desperately for my team for help and notice all 6 of them are now in a pile trying to climb over each other. Suddenly as I felt myself fall into the corner a noticed the corner had a slight gap as I was suddenly forced through it I fell deep into the corner I felt all these arms on me leg trying to pull me out of the corner, my arm that was inside was suddenly thick and heavy like it was glazed with honey, my eyes saw only steel racing across my head as my vision turned into a creamy mayonnaise, suddenly my leg shot out and was stringing across the prison yard where dogs began to gnaw away at it.

 

Why anyone would verify this is beyond me.

 

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Terrible deathmatch. Creative but it doesn't work with the horrible melee physics in gta 5. I played it once and couldn't wait for it to be over. Whoever gets the knife wins basically. No skill involved at all.

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Arcade Reacher

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Terrible deathmatch. Creative but it doesn't work with the horrible melee physics in gta 5. I played it once and couldn't wait for it to be over. Whoever gets the knife wins basically. No skill involved at all.

 

Just what in the blue hell are you takling about boy?

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Soran Is On

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The parts I tried to read didn't make much sense. Op should condense his story and promptly flush it down the toilet.

 

Yes we know melee hit detection is bad. NEXT!

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I played it also out of boredom and mostly out of just being sent to it 10 times a session....and holy sh*t it sucks.

 

I ranked up purposely to obtain and use the military weapons so why would I want to melee for 30 minutes??

 

I probably won't ever play PTF on purpose unless I guess I'm trying to increase my strength stats. And that won't be for another 20 years.

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I played it also out of boredom and mostly out of just being sent to it 10 times a session....and holy sh*t it sucks.

 

I ranked up purposely to obtain and use the military weapons so why would I want to melee for 30 minutes??

 

I probably won't ever play PTF on purpose unless I guess I'm trying to increase my strength stats. And that won't be for another 20 years.

Playing Golf, alone, still beats PTF any day. Good god it's that horrible...

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Some people don't know how to make a fair and balanced map. I must admit though I am guilty for making a melee match in the prison. But there is no buses, everybody gets knives, and is never longer then 10 minutes. Shawshanked Redemption.

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Some people don't know how to make a fair and balanced map. I must admit though I am guilty for making a melee match in the prison. But there is no buses, everybody gets knives, and is never longer then 10 minutes. Shawshanked Redemption.

For the name alone, here's a like. Bloody hell, best movie ever.

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And its even worse now with the fix on auto aim friends.. Buddy was on opisite team and I couldn't attack him...

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And its even worse now with the fix on auto aim friends.. Buddy was on opisite team and I couldn't attack him...

 

You got to make sure you change that setting in DM's. It is best to use it strictly for Free Roam

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And its even worse now with the fix on auto aim friends.. Buddy was on opisite team and I couldn't attack him...

 

You got to make sure you change that setting in DM's. It is best to use it strictly for Free Roam

 

Better yet, how about when you join as a party you actually stay in a party, instead of spreading everyone across the teams in search for inexistant balance..

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And its even worse now with the fix on auto aim friends.. Buddy was on opisite team and I couldn't attack him...

 

You got to make sure you change that setting in DM's. It is best to use it strictly for Free Roam

 

Better yet, how about when you join as a party you actually stay in a party, instead of spreading everyone across the teams in search for inexistant balance..

 

 

My friends and I would always be on the same team then as we mostly play as a group and rarely with outsiders.

 

 

Oh, yeah and Gaystation doesn't have parties.

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LazyMourn

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Hmm, didn't consider the fact that the matchmaking is the same across both consoles... To used to Halo matchmaking I guess :/

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And its even worse now with the fix on auto aim friends.. Buddy was on opisite team and I couldn't attack him...

 

You got to make sure you change that setting in DM's. It is best to use it strictly for Free Roam

 

Better yet, how about when you join as a party you actually stay in a party, instead of spreading everyone across the teams in search for inexistant balance..

 

 

My friends and I would always be on the same team then as we mostly play as a group and rarely with outsiders.

 

 

Oh, yeah and Gaystation doesn't have parties.

 

 

Real mature. Enjoying inferior Frame rate.

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And its even worse now with the fix on auto aim friends.. Buddy was on opisite team and I couldn't attack him...

 

You got to make sure you change that setting in DM's. It is best to use it strictly for Free Roam

 

Better yet, how about when you join as a party you actually stay in a party, instead of spreading everyone across the teams in search for inexistant balance..

 

 

My friends and I would always be on the same team then as we mostly play as a group and rarely with outsiders.

 

 

Oh, yeah and Gaystation doesn't have parties.

 

 

Real mature. Enjoying inferior Frame rate.

e19.gif

 

 

lol I knew someone was bound to get all butt hurt about that.

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And its even worse now with the fix on auto aim friends.. Buddy was on opisite team and I couldn't attack him...

 

You got to make sure you change that setting in DM's. It is best to use it strictly for Free Roam

 

Better yet, how about when you join as a party you actually stay in a party, instead of spreading everyone across the teams in search for inexistant balance..

 

 

My friends and I would always be on the same team then as we mostly play as a group and rarely with outsiders.

 

 

Oh, yeah and Gaystation doesn't have parties.

 

 

Real mature. Enjoying inferior Frame rate.

e19.gif

 

 

lol I knew someone was bound to get all butt hurt about that.

 

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SuperJude™

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Crazy idea but... when this DM comes up why not just, you know, leave and find another one?

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Crazy idea but... when this DM comes up why not just, you know, leave and find another one?

 

I would but I usually like to vote for it first.

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