How Hists will most likely play out.

[Arcade Reacher]

Its been about a week since your last hist. During the week you lived it up pretty well, you spent most of your money abusing the buy all ammo option, you have been hiring mercenaries with little to no provocation, if you can't be bothered looking for a player you would send a 10k bounty on them to find them, because you are class.

 

At this point you realize you need your next fix. Its about that time, your crew is also beginning to pop their heads out of the ground. No one will admit it, but they need more cash to fuel their newfound lifestyle. The cocky little prick who always insisted on using the grenade launcher is now circling the edge of your radar, trying his best to subtly push you into momentum to start the next hist.

 

It seems all the elements are in place, everyone is ready to do what must be done. It doesn't take much, but eventually everyone accepts your invitation to come around to your apartment. The usual members stand in their respective positions, one guy is already hitting the bong, another standing at the window taking in the view. You go down to the store and buy some chips, and start watching the other players on the TV to calm your nerves.

 

At this point everyone starts dipping into the whisky and other spirits. Most of the ice has been broken, and watching the other players on TV has actually started to become quite entertaining. You go down to your local store and buy some more chips and some beers yourself, head on home and continue to watch other players on TV.

 

Everyone is now in a meery mood and are watching players who are at the cinemas. People are getting more and more drunk and eventually you all decide its time to get on with the hist.

You all stumble out onto the street. The group is immediately split up into smaller groups, some of the players have stumbled off on their own and are conversing with nearby NPCs. Other players decide to break off with the group and start doing races together. A few of you stick together, you can barely walk.

 

Another player with a group of his friends drive by and yell something incoherent at you. In a drunken rage you pull out your assault shotgun and fire it at them as they drive into the distance. A police car that happened to be driving by is now infuriated with you. You don't lose your head, you drop the shotgun onto the ground, turn around and begin firing your assault rifle at the police car. At this point you are dead sober, the police are now cowering behind their vehicle. You turn around and bolt directly in front of the traffic and run past the cars as they swerve to avoid you. You run past the train tracks and down to the storm basin, and pass out under the bridge.

 

Heists.

Edited February 15, 2014 by Arcade Reacher

[Pixel S]

Group of friends steal money hack things blow stuff open & kill cops.

[Based God Cali]

First of all, it will be nothing like this because Rockstar will make the money reward only about $15k-$30k

[marco-polo]

Definitely Jack..

[Arcade Reacher]

First of all, it will be nothing like this because Rockstar will make the money reward only about $15k-$30k

 

Go on...

[sash2k4plus]

Infected mushrooms.

[xxJ0n4Th0Nxx]

The SuperHeist. Live on CNT with promtional consideration by Pisswaser

[poklane]

Sir, I hate to be a grammar nazi but

I will not tolerate anyone using the word 'heists' or 'hists', we must keep 'hiests' alive.

Edited February 15, 2014 by poklane

[marco-polo]

Sir, I hate to be a grammar nazi but...

 

Slow to the party huh?

[Barrago]

These "Hists" sound awful

[Arcade Reacher]

Infected mushrooms.

 

I literally JUST started playing BP Empire before I read that post.

[SnyderGuy]

What the hell is a Hist?

 

Sir, I hate to be a grammar nazi but

That's not grammar at all, that's a spelling error.

[Aero Dynamo]

Sir, I hate to be a grammar nazi but

 

 

ITS CALLED "HEISTS" MR SO CALLED GRAMMAR NAZI!!!

 

Here is a link to update your dictionary spelling. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heist

Edited February 15, 2014 by Aero Dynamo

[Pb76]

Hystz

[ChrilLe]

Hystz

Hajzt

[DevilDaRebel]

Gyst?

[Based God Cali]

Heyeztz

[Aero Dynamo]

Heyeztz

 

Heinz Tomato Ketchup

[Muirenn]

You idiots, the OP had it right. It's 'hists.'

[poklane]

 

 

ITS CALLED "HEISTS" MR SO CALLED GRAMMAR NAZI!!!

 

Here is a link to update your dictionary spelling. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heist

 

 

I know. I am referring to some guy one here who claimed a friend of him works at R*, and that that friend send him some code of the Heists reveal, only he misspelled Heists to 'Hiests'.

 

[Pb76]

Hists sounds like a skin condition

[AmbientZed]

Welcome back, brother-brother.

[Based God Cali]

You idiots, the OP had it right. It's 'hists.'

Thanks for stating the obvious. OP is a spelling God

[Muirenn]

 

You idiots, the OP had it right. It's 'hists.'

Thanks for stating the obvious. OP is a spelling God

 

 

Damn straight, mah ninja.

[Arcade Reacher]

 

You idiots, the OP had it right. It's 'hists.'

Thanks for starting the obvious. OP is a spelling God

 

 

You splet it all wrong mate.

[Pb76]

Idoits!

[Based God Cali]

You guys suck at spleling

[Arcade Reacher]

You guys suck at spleling

Clearly you haven't grammer before.

[AmbientZed]

You guys suck at spleling

Did you not go to schlool? Look at your spleling sklliz!

Edited February 15, 2014 by AmbientZed

[Based God Cali]

OBVIUSLEE, YOU ALL HAZ THE SLPELING SKILZ OF A FAIVE YUR OLD