Are You a Showoff?

[RowanSane]

 

 

Sometimes, I'll go into a mission with my BF Surfer as a PV just to piss people off becasue it's slow as hell but still looks better than what they're driving.

 

Does that count?

 

I do this too, lol. Love my Surfer.

As you should.

 

325 members can't be wrong...

 

OT vaguely: the boss has seven surfers in his garage. Seven. I know this because he showed off his garage on a recent cruise.

 

OT: I prefer to show off rides in action (cruising) or with snapmatic. Garage visits generally bore me.

[Durtywhyteboi88]

Terrible garage

[MindEntropy]

One of the worst garages I've ever seen.

[Biohazard Abyss]

See OP? No one likes your garage, lol.

[Durtywhyteboi88]

Seems like some type of troll would own this garage,or a 9 year old

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

OP I love your garage! I used to have a black and pink salmon garage, but then I unlocked chrome...

[blackmyst]

I stay flossin' on all these lookin' ass niggas.

Also I haven't been this disappointed by a spoiler since Robb Stark was gutted.

Edited February 16, 2014 by blackmyst

[Polska_Duma]

I'm one of those people who'll invite everybody to come look at garage and all it's glory.Or maybe drive around slowly picking up everybody in my best car. Are you one of those people?

 

My garage:

 

 

 

 

Mother of god.. I constantly have to remind myself that everyone has different taste..

Why do people paint EVERY car in there garage the same exact color and scheme that would drive my f*cking insane..

[Phyxsius-]

Mother of god.. I constantly have to remind myself that everyone has different taste..

Why do people paint EVERY car in there garage the same exact color and scheme that would drive my f*cking insane..

 

Eh... I am one of those folks that don`t use many colors. The reason is simple: I really don`t like too many colors and I made my garage for me and for my taste, not for forum show off or anyone else.

 

 

 

 

 

Mostly black and grey with the very mundane pearl blue and red and some silver. The Sandking was replaced with the Roosevelt, which is red with black secondary. That dark red that doesn`t look like sh*t red .

 

 

 

Edited February 16, 2014 by Phyxsius-

[Killzone3265]

 

Mother of god.. I constantly have to remind myself that everyone has different taste..

Why do people paint EVERY car in there garage the same exact color and scheme that would drive my f*cking insane..

 

Eh... I am one of those folks that don`t use many colors. The reason is simple: I really don`t like too many colors and I made my garage for me and for my taste, not for forum show off or anyone else.

 

 

 

Mostly black and grey with the very mundane pearl blue and red. The Sandking was replaced with the Roosevelt, which is red with black secondary. That dark red that doesn`t look like sh*t red .

 

 

 

 

woah, why is your sandking so low

 

maybe i just forgot what the lowest suspension looks like for it

[Phyxsius-]

woah, why is your sandking so low

 

 

maybe i just forgot what the lowest suspension looks like for it

 

Top suspension. Might also look low because of the wheels and tanks.

 

BTW, that Sandking sold for 10k, in that exact configuration - had armor and bulletproof tyres too.

 

[EDIT]

- here`s a better pic of it.

 

Edited February 16, 2014 by Phyxsius-

[prestonchan]

 

 

I'd say the people who message me afterwards disagree...

 

 

They probably have chrome Adders with dollar sign rims.

 

It's why I never accept apartment invites, because most garages have ugly bright colors like yours. If I do happen to take the gamble, and the garage is stupid, I usually just shoot them when they leave their garage, then tell them to get better taste.

 

That urine yellow doesn't work on any of the cars except the Asea, and the stripes on the Adder. That Roosevelt has been completely violated.

 

Because Hot Pink is such a great color. Let's see your garage wise guy.

 

hot pink is not, but the one below it....

[Valdorien]

Poor Roosevelt. It got transformed in an horrible bee too.

Edited February 16, 2014 by Valdorien

[SemperJ550]

*clicks spoiler tag
*sees Adder

 

Worst garage ever, kill it with fire.

[Daviedv]

A new word needs to be invented for the level of awfulness contained in op's spoiler link.

[TeammateHelper]

I might have a garage full of cars with dull colors, but dude, your garage kinda sucks.

 

I understand your crew color is that, but that color doesn't work on all cars, homes.

[Zoots Remuvah]

Not with my cars... I'm a showoff with my flying. I only do this with the Lazer though; I'll mock other people by flying in between buildings, acting like I'm going to kill them. If they're flying, I'll do this.

 

 

Anytime I play A Titan of a Job and I'm flying the Titan, I'll do a knife through downtown. I did it with the Jet Liner in SP, but I don't have proof of that happening...

 

Flying the Lazer under the motorway bridges in LS is my style tbh...

 

Though I sometimes forget about the motorway signs and it gets kinda messy!

[Choppers]

Congrats bud, your garage is one of the worst I've ever seen.

 

You should be locked up for exposing anyone to that piss-stained monstrosity.

[Nocturnaldemon]

 

 

I'd say the people who message me afterwards disagree...

 

 

They probably have chrome Adders with dollar sign rims.

 

It's why I never accept apartment invites, because most garages have ugly bright colors like yours. If I do happen to take the gamble, and the garage is stupid, I usually just shoot them when they leave their garage, then tell them to get better taste.

 

That urine yellow doesn't work on any of the cars except the Asea, and the stripes on the Adder. That Roosevelt has been completely violated.

 

Because Hot Pink is such a great color. Let's see your garage wise guy.

 

Haha dude it looks like sh*t, same as ya momma.

[JC Hammer]

"Are you a Showoff" asks the DB in an Ape mask with a Canary Yellow Roosie!

[mojito]

ewwwww

[MajorWhytey]

Y'er gie'n me the dry boak son!

That's pure bowfin !

[JiNX77]

 

It's funny how people feel the need to have a colour theme to their garage, I started off that way but changed it up for a bit of variety.

It's crew color, no need to have a theme. I'm the commissioner of a crew in the top 4000 crews in the world. I think it'd be dumb to not have a crew garage

 

Crew Pride! I have interesting paint jobs on my first characters cars but in a role-playing sense my second character is crew leader so I represent. I don't know or care what my crew ranking is but as crew leader I too feel a slight obligation to set an example.

 

 

Because Hot Pink is such a great color. Let's see your garage wise guy.

 

 

LOL I don't have any hot pink cars, dafuq?

 

 

Right, pink is my garage. Half of it anyway.

 

 

 

Only garage pic I have, don't like `em, lazy mans car shots.

 

*OT: No, I never take randos home. I have standards.

Edited February 16, 2014 by JiNX77

[SKient]

I don't seem to see how a ugly bumblebee garage is the subject of showing off.If I was showing off a vehicle,I would ride a rare (and matches its real life counterpart) like the Pheonix,Asea etc.

[Biohazard Abyss]

Right, pink is my garage. Half of it anyway.

 

 

 

Only garage pic I have, don't like `em, lazy mans car shots.

 

*OT: No, I never take randos home. I have standards.

 

 

Pink doesn't belong on any cars except the Cognescenti because of Poppy's from single player. I only have 1 hot pink Sentinel with a Kyary plate (my avatar), because it's hilarious.

 

Also, put a shirt on.

[I.haigh]

My E-peen is already huge, no need to make it any larger.

 

 

EDIT: Oh good lord! I had to go back and look at your post again after seeing all the posts about how ugly your garage is. It is f*cking hideous dude. Are you a bumblebee?

Edited February 16, 2014 by I.haigh

[guygamer1]

Congrats bud, your garage is one of the worst I've ever seen.

 

You should be locked up for exposing anyone to that piss-stained monstrosity.

[am30]

 

Y'er gie'n me the dry boak son!

That's pure bowfin !

 

 

Aye, it's pure boggin min!

Edited February 16, 2014 by am30

[guygamer1]

My E-peen is already huge, no need to make it any larger.

 

 

EDIT: Oh good lord! I had to go back and look at your post again after seeing all the posts about how ugly your garage is. It is f*cking hideous dude. Are you a bumblebee?

Hahaha! I pissed myself laughing and my wife called me a sad bastard.

[Strange Town]

Buying two luxury cars it's a waste of money given that you can only go out with one. I don't know what's the point of it.