Inside Lester's House [Pictures]

[WavyWeazel]

So I recently decided to explore the inside of Lester's house online, via the Accept Mission glitch. (Stand on top of house, Accept Job, back out of job.)

 

I thought it would be a good thing to do, considering the only time you're allowed in there is on a couple missions (One in singleplayer and one in multiplayer I believe) Which doesn't give you the chance to really investigate all the quirky, humorous, and creepy things throughout his house.

 

I apologize if you don't enjoy pictures or have done this before, and if you haven't done it, I highly recommend it. Especially if you're bored.

 

Anyways here's some of the pictures from my short adventure:

 

 

Had to start with a few selfies, ofcourse.

 

 

 

"The man is watching you" Poster:

 

 

 

Along with a UFO Poster:

 

 

 

There are also these boxes throughout the house with different labels: "Assassinations" and strangely... "Zombie Outbreaks" ?

 

 

 

Under those: "FIB" and "Hoaxs"

 

 

 

There's one next to his computers too, labeled "Bigfoot"

 

 

 

For some strange reason there is a laptop on his bed that you can actually access the internet on. Weird place for it, I thought. (Inside an unaccesible house?)

 

 

 

But it gets weirder...

 

 

 

I really have no words to describe how much this next picture disturbs me... see for yourself.

 

 

 

 

Yes. That bottle says: "ANAL LUBE".

 

Just making sure you caught that...

 

...

 

Feel free to discuss Lester Crest's possible Anal Adventures (and the rest of the post) below!

 

 

(P.S. I searched for around 10 minutes and found NOTHING having to do with a jetpack, so don't even bring that up.)

Edited February 12, 2014 by JayWeazel

[redfirebird87]

Nice pics..

 

and.. "any hole's a goal.."

Edited February 12, 2014 by redfirebird87

[wolfp212]

Anal lube. Well, he does call himself 'creepy uncle Lester' after all.

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Lol'd at the anal lube and tissue box.

[Omnifarious]

<- My reaction to the anal lube.

[SFBryan18]

Yea, some guys really know how to live the high life...

Edited February 12, 2014 by SFBryan18

[JackyT]

anal lube is essential... no?... just me?

[GTA-Addicted]

"Hey, remember me??"

 

Now I know why he keeps asking this when he calls, you didn't found any chloroform in his house by any chance?

[Bozzah]

no sex dolls?

 

ME DISAPPOINT

[tjor24]

I'm a little bitch. I'm afraid of glitching anything. Don't ban meeeeee

[I.haigh]

If he were a real man he wouldn't need the lube.

[Bozzah]

If he were a real man he would use sand instead of lube.

fix'd

Edited February 12, 2014 by Bozzah

[I.haigh]

 

If he were a real man he would use sand instead of lube.

fix'd

 

Lol, thank you. Don't know how I could make such an obvious error.

Edited February 12, 2014 by I.haigh

[The Spook]

Ewww I thought that was lotion.

 

 

In the pic I took, there's a Princess Robot Bubblegum book down there, which lead me to think he was rubbing some out, but... Anal Lube... Wtf Lester.

[P.C.M.]

Uncle Lester the molester (keeping the Palm sisters and Phil McCrackin happy).

Edited February 12, 2014 by P.C.M.

[hvcciookay]

I see he likes western digital however.

[rob602pa]

Wow, no one has complained there might be zombies in the future?

 

Now this, I consider a harmless glitch.

[MantisFang]

Lester uses said lube for working through his daddy issues.

[Khaos89]

I wouldn't want to look on those hard drives.

[j0hn_d0e]

[Flūttershy]

He seems like a swell guy

[JackyT]

Lester uses said lube for working through his daddy issues.

or to remind him of the simpler times

[Soran Is On]

Lester's a little rough around the edges. But you can't ask guy to go dry dogging it all the time.

[guygamer1]

Brilliant OP. some of the replies had me cracking up too.

[Jizzle2014]

Lester's a weirdo I hang up as soon as he calls me he acts like my best friend but sets bounties on me every day and calls me and talks about giving me creepy back rubs he can stick to fingering his fart hole hate that guy

[Ayylien]

What does the post-it note say?

[tjor24]

I want zombiessss

[judge dread 24]

Can u do tnt glitch on any house ?

[WavyWeazel]

Can u do tnt glitch on any house ?

 

It works on most of the houses you go inside during the singleplayer. Such as Franklin's Aunt's house and his house in Vinewood Hills.

 

Aunt's House

 

 

Franklin's New House

[xInfamousRYANx]

Also works in the Humane research lab

Bobcat vault in North Yankton

Michaels house

Trevors trailer

Madrazo's ranch

ect basically any interior from SP