A loss in a 1 on 1 Deathmatch should result in permanent death.

[Jack Reacher]

A 1 on 1 deathmatch means nothing at the moment. Why even bother accepting it, just keep killing the player and you essentially have the same thing. Having the other disappear from your radar yet being able to be killed by them is absurd. And the payout is way too low for any of us to care.

 

So I thought how about this to spice it up. If a player moves to the left he takes of his sunglasses and clicks his fingers to the right. His hair is ablaze and people around him are catching on. The pace has been picked up and now his feet are moving to the left and to the right as he waddles towards you. People are getting out of their cars and are joining in the parade. The police lay down their guns and high five each other, whilst the other players in the lobby begin to call each other and flick money back and forth.

 

Meanwhile in downtown LS the skyscrapers are dancing to their own tune. One of them is falling down at an unprecedented rate, this is the first time he has been apart of something so spectacular. It is a horrifying sight but now he has hit the other towers and has crashed to the ground. The train tracks are now ablaze and are finally moving onto the streets to join in with the rest of the crowd. The trains themselves are now flying at 1000 mph, most of them have flown off the tracks and are floating to the bottom of the ocean. At least 3 NPCs are swimming after them, most of them drowning before they get anywhere near them.

 

But back in downtown things have taken a turn for the worst. Most of the cops in the area have now gathered and are no longer smiling. One of them has grown wings and has taken flight. He is now flying and is invincible. He can never die.

Another has become overjoyed at the prospect and has poured tear gas all over himself. A local street juggler is jumping at the sight and provides the match, he has been lit on fire and won't stop until he has completely burnt to the ground. He grabs the nearest child he sees and boards his marquis, and sails to the edge of the sea whilst everyone is distracted.

Edited February 12, 2014 by Jack Reacher

[Ezza.]

Are you high on shrooms or something?

[LBxFinalDeath]

Whenever someone starts a 1on1 deathmatch with me or a friend we let each other farm kills off them (the person not in the 1v1)

[beanzinapot]

I think us GTAF members should start a charity for Jack and raise enough money to send him back to the mental facility he broke out of.

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Your posts never cease to amaze me.......anyway 1 v 1 do seem like a waste of time since you don't earn that much. Only tried it once and that was during the earlier days of GTA O

[Flūttershy]

What? I don't... dafuq...

[MaddFool]

Haha this fool makes random ass topics and sh*t sounding like he's on the pipe.you're funny hope you don't get banned cus the mods have no sense of humor

[Killzone3265]

i just want to be able to learn how to mod so i can unleash a super saiyan on every asshole that plays this game lol

[MrJaffaJugs]

I hope GTAF raises enough money so that one day we can perform a lobotomy on Jack's brain so we can try to understand where the sh*t he rambles on about comes from

 

Also btw, pigs can't fly

Edited February 12, 2014 by MrJaffaJugs

[Legit Complainer]

you're overdoing it bruh. but i get your point. youre basically saying f*ck logic. and i agree.

[WBaker]