WHY I KNOW BIGFOOT EXISTS

[BuckScrotum]

I found him and drew up blueprints on how you can find him too. He is above North Des Santo. Look for the carving in the tree and I lerned how I could apply what I saw into this forumla. You see its VERY simple,



Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto BuckScrotum"
JOHN 420:69

Because its illuminati see? So basically set your xbox live to 4:20 and 69 seconds and when you restart, BigFoot will appear North above Los Santos. Its really not that difficult.

So first thing I did was shoot him in the head. Good Times.

[MrAssClap]

I can vouch for this.

[Sussus Amongus]

Wut?

[K3vLegend]

Seems legit

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Old news.

[UnicornAssassin]

Threads like this should earn their creators a ban.

Edited February 12, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[Jack Reacher]

As he tried scrambling up the mountainside I wasn't close enough he couldn't reach me he swung his arms at me and we fell down then Bigfoot was at the top already racing ahead with a mad look in his eye and it was then that I knew that bigfoot was not only well ahead of his time but he also knew exactly what I wanted.

 

I still don't know what I want to this day.

[UnicornAssassin]

As he tried scrambling up the mountainside I wasn't close enough he couldn't reach me he swung his arms at me and we fell down then Bigfoot was at the top already racing ahead with a mad look in his eye and it was then that I knew that bigfoot was not only well ahead of his time but he also knew exactly what I wanted.

 

I still don't know what I want to this day.

 

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Edited February 12, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[darkwar854]

Lock out for the moderators...

[Jack Reacher]

That was when I noticed the moderators chasing bigfoot with a stick as he waved his arms down the mountain he began to slip into a freefall he locked around with a wild look of panic in his eye as the moderators dived down the mountain to take chase. Two of the moderators died in the fall but the remaining one was running with ferocious intensity as his mind narrowed down on bigfoot, he became more and more sure of himself but as he closed in for the kill bigfoot was gone. To this day we still wander if he was ever there in the first place.

[BuckScrotum]

lol...ok ig et it