aStiffSausage Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives. In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said. Read more here. Never thought suicide bombers could do something useful... Killerdude, Moth, 018361 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarelyLegal Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) Ignore. Edited February 11, 2014 by BarelyLegal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil ski Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Lol I remember hearing about this yesterday. Al Queda needs more inspiring teachers like this guy. He is certainly an hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) I'm sure they had a blast! Edited February 11, 2014 by Werebot85 Tacymist, Adler, I<3GTAV and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 This reminds me of an old Billy Connelly joke aStiffSausage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VercettiCrimeFamily Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 This wouldn't of happend if they left the country alone and did not topple saddam, this would of never happend, I've been to iraq in 2000 and the country was perfectly normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) ^this one is more appropiate for the situation... Edited February 11, 2014 by RoadRunner71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmoopy Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Wasn't that the purpose of the class ? To show them how to blow themselfs up ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 This brightened up my day. f*ckin' idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audiophile Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Good. Less scum in the world. For once, I didn't cringe in disgust upon opening a thread like this. Intel i5-4590 3.3GHz | EVGA GTX 1080 SC 8GB | 16GB Corsair Vengeance RAM | MSI Z97 G-45Samsung 850 EVO 250GB SSD and Samsung 850 EVO 500GB SSD | Audioengine A2 Speakers Corsair K70 RGB Rapidfire | Corsair M65 Mouse | Fractal Design R5 Case | EVGA G2 850WAudio-Technica M50x Headphones and Sennheiser HD 558 | LG 34UC88 1440p Ultrawide Curved Monitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDagger Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Like the article said, this happy accident has saved the lives of hundreds of innocents. Good job, terrorists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock n' Stock Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 A world hero, rest in piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 If only this would happen more often to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) YEAH F*CK THEM DUMB ARABS HOOAH GO AMERICA USA USA USA Edited February 11, 2014 by Nale Dixon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 It reminds me of an old joke. Two Arabs walk into a bar. One blows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Can't believe this happened in real life. Kiffster, RoadRunner71, 018361 and 1 other 4 Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 YEAH F*CK THEM DUMB ARABS HOOAH GO AMERICA USA USA USA Your permanent exile from this forum can't be acquired soon enough, slick. EyeMacHunt and Moth 2 bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 YEAH F*CK THEM DUMB ARABS HOOAH GO AMERICA USA USA USA Your permanent exile from this forum can't be acquired soon enough, slick. I'm being deadly serious man, I really hate anyone who doesn't look like me and I don't bother to question as to what their motives might be. Obviously they don't have any motives really and just hate my way of life and I don't know why, who doesn't want a triple whopper cheeseburger and trainers with lights in the heels? Audiophile and Killerdude 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I find it ironic that the would-be terrorist is now a hero. Tacymist 1 Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 and trainers with lights in the heels? HeY, look at it this way; it could be an inspirational and revolutionary new detonation indicator to give you a more effective fatality number, especially with all those children around curious to these cool flashing footwear. I find it ironic that the would-be terrorist is now a hero. This f*ck lost his "would-be" status the moment he decided to tutor others in the art of copious murder. bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 and trainers with lights in the heels? HeY, look at it this way; it could be an inspirational and revolutionary new detonation indicator to give you a more effective fatality number, especially with all those children around curious to these cool flashing footwear. You should call up Nike with this idea before someone steals it. Whenever 100 people die, a tiny USA flag can pop out of the lace holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Call up Nike? Nah, Sean Penn has more influence. bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeMacHunt Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Got a good laugh when I read about it. Also love that all the injured c*nts laying around got arrested! I wish it happened more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Isn't SEAL Team 6 going to get any glory from this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Poor guys, where are they going to get 21 virgins from now? It's not like they're going to win them over with charm "Hi, I'm Khaleel, i'm a failed suicide bomber." All because of some jerk who thought he was funny. "Okay Khaleel, this is just Praghtice run so you know what to do. So you just pull on chord and...Just Khidding, praghtical joke!I'll get you for this Ahmed. Disclaimer: This is a joke based on a stereotype, I know not all Terrorists are Arabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UtricularEwe001 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I guess they all passed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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