The Cops have been behaving strangely lately...

[Jack Reacher]

The last few days things have been going pretty fine, the taunts are at the go and im usually able to find a decent lobby without taking too much time. Occasionally I stumble into a lobby with about 6 people and things feel pretty special, I can't help but wonder if they are staring at me on the scoreboard as well.

 

However after checking the map a few times I noticed I had a wanted level, 2 stars to be precise. This wasn't fairly out of the norm and I can accept that these things happen, but that didn't stop the police man from grabbing his crowbar and cracking an innocent bystander in the back of the head. I almost jumped out of my seat in shock of such violence, I stayed in my car and suddenly realized I was in serious danger. A few more policeman darted from the sidewalk and joined in and proceeded to bash the guy to into the pavement for no reason at all, it was horrifying. Suddenly they stopped and looked at me, and at that moment I just bolted in my car.

 

I wasn't looking in any particular direction, I just knew I had to get out of there. I was suddenly aware that the choppers would soon be in the air and that they would start to hunt me down. I felt the entire system closing in on me, I felt the eyes of the people getting ready to report me. My mind was racing 100 miles an hour, everything became a narrow tube of focus as I quickly thought of a way out of there.

 

I decided to drive through Blaine County. After about 20 minutes of driving down random paths I suddenly came across flashing lights. There was a roadblock up ahead. I stopped before reaching it and pulled over. My driver was thinking too, and I realized if I left the car and ran, the police would eat him instead. As I reached for the door handle, a man with a straw hat ran up to a car that stopped at the roadblock and smashed the passenger window with his bare head. He reached in and pulled out a small girl and threw her to the ground. The cops left the roadblock and swarmed her body and began to eat her, I could see them ripping the flesh off her face with their bare teeth, one of them sank his teeth deep into her neck.

 

I felt this sick pit fill me up as my driver backed up and drove into the forest. The other players in the lobby were nearby, completely oblivious to what was going on. I thought if I stayed with them, I would be safe. However as I followed them back to the city I noticed something wasn't right. I turned to look at my driver, but there was no one there. The helicopters weren't spawning at all. I looked around my room and noticed my controller was still on the floor, and I had been staring at the corner of my room for a good 40 minutes. There was a glass of water in my sisters hand as she tried to get me to drink. I looked back at the TV and my wanted level had disappeared.

 

What the hell happened?

[Kfrad]

Lay off the bath salts

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

I actually read this time

 

"I almost jumped out of my seat in shock of such violence, I stayed in my car"

Wat. but it was a good read

 

 

 

 

Cocaine's a hell of a drug though

Edited February 11, 2014 by Gta-freak-VI

[Trademark]

Lay off the bath salts

lol'd

[JayDM420]

Lol best thread I've read all day.

 

Kudos sir.

[JKan420]

A normal person might think you are playing the game wrong, but they haven't dealt with the eternal darkside of Los Santos's finest

[Cant-B-Faded]

Moron. And you took a perfectly good username...

[Jack Reacher]

Moron. And you took a perfectly good username...

 

This username has seen some sh*t bro.

[darkwar854]

Some Rodney King sh*t.

[Cant-B-Faded]

Well, I think its starting to wear on you.

[High_Pockets]

It's true the cops are trippin'

I took a cab ride out to the Sandy Shores LSC so I could wander away from my television for a few minutes.

When I came back in the room and looked at the screen I was standing at outside of the LSC with 2 stars and cops were shooting me to death and the cabbie was long gone.

I think I got framed for a hit and run or something. I was litterally afk the whole time, in passive mode, no weapons, nothing.

[Vehicles]

I think the cops didn't have their donut so they were pissed.

[High_Pockets]

That was a real gut buster

[saintsrow]

I started reading the OP and thought to myself, "Well, he's trying, but he's no Jack Reacher." Then I realized it was Jack Reacher.

 

I'll probably come back and read the rest of it in a while.

Edited February 11, 2014 by saintsrow

[Terrato137]

Good story. Reminds me of the "Tales of a bus driver" thread series i'd see on an old MMO that is no longer running.

[Aero Dynamo]

You have just had a dose of "Too much Violence" Go outside and breathe some fresh air, Hell go camping with your family! Either that or your gone crazy. Remember the game is for 18+ only.