C* News

[gtao14680]

Hello! My name is Panjeet Gundas and I work at the R* New York office. I can assure you that we are too busy looking at random snapmatic pictures and commending them on the newswire. We are also too busy making crew cuts about some silly people in their silly gangs with their silly emblems. Can you say "Thug life!" The rest of our efforts go into making merchandise ideas. Like max payne shaped dildos, san andreas styled condoms and GTA V underwear. Do not count on us to make a port for any game for any platform except for iOS apps. This year we will release GTA LCS for iOS with enhanced features like 25 tiny buttons on a tiny screen and then release the android version after like 3 weeks. Using this logic you might think we will port GTA IV for ios in the future, but we wont. . P.S. For those wondering about the heists for GTA ONLINE it is delayed indefinitely. Just like the other stuff that got cut out of GTA ONLINE when we launched it like the unfinished garbage it is in October.

Remember to check the newswire everyday to see youtube videos we liked and jerked off to.

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

You really don't have anything better to do don't you?

[phunkism]

77 wats

[Rammer2k]

The unemployed/uneducated has much time to kill in a day. Can't spend it all at the porn shop.

[Malcot]

So you really think the people at R* that work on the program code are the same people that manage their social media and marketing activity? You don't really know much about how a big corporation works do you?

[Thr33X]

 

Member for 1 month, only 2 posts...both of them crap. You sir, officially fail at life.

Edited February 10, 2014 by Thr33X

[HowsItGoingM8]

where's the part where we're supposed to find this remotely funny?

[Moonshield]

So edgy.