wheres the motha f*ckin UPDATES AND NEW CONTENT DAWGS

[cloudserverslol]

whatever punk asses if yall just gonna sit their with yo thumb of yo asses throwin pointless sh*t at me tellin me if u read or not like i give a fukin fuk and tryin 2 say im this or that instead of stickin 2 da point of da topic im loggin off, wasted 2 much time n money on this f*ckin game, n time is money and u takin it out my pocket lil nerd ass motha f*ckas get a life u aint funny or clever u just bustas.

dat engrish

[RussianCommie]

I'm not your buddy, guy.

[Choppers]

Yeah, we should be ashamed. We really are bustas.

 

...dumass nigga

[Remote Six]

 

 

As rough as the OP comes across I completely agree with him. Nothing has been added that's even worth a sh*t. Beach bum? Must've come up with that dlc idea enjoying the billions on a beach somewhere in the Bahamas.

word up dawg, that beach bum sh*t is wack as f*ck. i wanna see some CONTENT. not them bitch asses just takin away sh*t. theres only like 1 different cap you can put on yo character too online, even offline there was more caps makes no sense. and i better c my spartan beard too or might just drive 2 the rockstar headquarters myself and roll by and bust a few caps at some yall niggas and cruise away.

Two things:

 

1. Why do you keep saying "nigga"? That's a racial slur and it offends me (I'm black).

 

2. Are you seriously admitting that you are going to go to the Rockstar Games headquarters in New York and start shooting at the employees there? You're aware thats murder in the 1st for every person you kill right?

Edited February 10, 2014 by Remote Six

[Dave Rizza]

whatever punk asses if yall just gonna sit their with yo thumb of yo asses throwin pointless sh*t at me tellin me if u read or not like i give a fukin fuk and tryin 2 say im this or that instead of stickin 2 da point of da topic im loggin off, wasted 2 much time n money on this f*ckin game, n time is money and u takin it out my pocket lil nerd ass motha f*ckas get a life u aint funny or clever u just bustas.

 

 

Bye...Have a beautiful time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Basketballfan18]

This made my night.

[cloudserverslol]

Yeah, we should be ashamed. We really are bustas.

 

...dumass nigga

[RussianCommie]

 

 

 

 

Yeah, we should be ashamed. We really are bustas.

 

...dumass nigga

 

[dorcy]

I'm not your buddy, guy.

i'm not your guy, friend!

 

OT yes. also is it the crips or bloods who talk the way you write? thought y'all had sorted out your differences at the rec centre.

Edited February 10, 2014 by dorcy

[darkwar854]

Yo da way ah see it, da longer Rockstar takes fo' da updates, da bettah dey will be Ya' know what i'm sayin'?

[cloudserverslol]

Yo da way ah see it, da longer Rockstar takes fo' da updates, da bettah dey will be Ya' know what i'm sayin'?

op can you translate this please?

[CaliMeatWagon]

this sh*t been out since before the leaves was even brownin in milwaukee nigga and there should be some new clothes some new motha f*ckin sh*t ONLINE. yall niggas just sittin there collectin money while motha f*ckas be buyin yo games and MONEY PACKS.

 

and secondly sick of yall rockstar people takin away the goods. i make my character send yo ass some MORE money even after i bought da game. and i go to the barbershop try to get me a spartan beard and you took the spartan beard away for online!? WHY? you had it in the storyline, now tell me what the f*ck the point takin it away online? nahhh nigga we aint gonna let you have a full beard, we'll give you a bitch ass lil stubble, we'll release the full beard a year later for 20 dollas and sh*t is what you thinkin? nah aint happenin cuz.

 

and secondly, i spend 400,000 motha f*ckin dollas on a house and go mack up some honeys in the gentlemens club thinkin i can bring them back to my crib and get a little titty action and i find yall motha f*ckas took that away from me too! there was titties in the storyline then yall bitch ass mothas gotta take away more goods.

 

and yall nigas should have some moderators online bannin those bitch ass lil sqeaky voiced gay soundin 15 year olds too. tired of them bitch asses ya herd?

 

gettin tired of this sh*t.

 

[SmokeDat]

Holy sh*t, what another sad indictment of the American education system...

 

Bravo sir. Bravo.

 

...smh.

[chriiis125]

They'll be stuff. Gotta make that paper somehow, homie.

 

 

Wrong. Need to get hot fudge sundae ones and stick em in the freezer for a bit.

[CaliMeatWagon]

 

 

I'm not your buddy, guy.

i'm not your guy, friend!

 

OT yes. also is it the crips or bloods who talk the way you write? thought y'all had sorted out your differences at the rec centre.

 

 

 

I think he thinks he's one of those Captain Crunch guys.

 

Edited February 10, 2014 by CaliMeatWagon

[Zorvaine]

It's too obvious.

 

Let me tell you a story.

 

I remember one time I did a Deathmatch and while in a waiting lobby, a new player joined. We shall call him Jizzle.

The moment Jizzle joined, my headphones received a lot of static. Jizzle was playing loud gangsta music into his mic on purpose. The real ghetto music. Looking at Jizzle's character, it was a black male. Before the match began, Jizzle turned down his ghetto music and started intimidating through his golden mic. With a deep african american accent he yelled:

''Ya'll gon be mah bitchez after I dope yo asses in kush n*****! Ya'll punk ass mothafu*kas got dat???''

 

Jizzle then turned up his music again. As the Deathmatch started he performed horribly. Each time I killed him, I could hear his loud ghetto music for 3 seconds and him yelling things. There were so many words at once, I could not resemble a single sentence. I continued on killing him.

 

After I killed Jizzle for the 12th time he was furious. ''Imma get mah homies from the projects n*****!''

Soon as the match ended and Jizzle being utterly defeated, he toned down his ghetto music so we could hear him speak. Once he was done yelling gibberish I simply rejected him. Then came the ''shocking'' part...

 

He started screaming back so much that his accent started slipping. You could hear the way he was talking because his words caught up to his thinking on what to say next. His typical american accent was out and then his little brother came into the room and with his completely different american voice he started yelling at him ''Get the F out of my room, I'm doing something important get out!''

 

He thought we didn't hear him but we did. As he returned and went all black accent ''Ya'll n***** want a piece of mah UZI gun I got from the streets?''

 

We started laughing so much and asked him how desperate he really was and then he rage quit, it was phenomenal!

 

 

 

TL:DR The most obvious ''gangsters'' are wannabe white people.

Edited February 10, 2014 by Zorvaine

[iheartlondon1969]

whatever punk asses if yall just gonna sit their with yo thumb of yo asses throwin pointless sh*t at me tellin me if u read or not like i give a fukin fuk and tryin 2 say im this or that instead of stickin 2 da point of da topic im loggin off, wasted 2 much time n money on this f*ckin game, n time is money and u takin it out my pocket lil nerd ass motha f*ckas get a life u aint funny or clever u just bustas.

where the hell did you learn how to spell?

[CaliMeatWagon]

They'll be stuff. Gotta make that paper somehow, homie.

 

 

Wrong. Need to get hot fudge sundae ones and stick em in the freezer for a bit.

 

I was saying dude is a pop tart. Hard on the outside, but soft on the inside.

[RussianCommie]

OT yes. also is it the crips or bloods who talk the way you write? thought y'all had sorted out your differences at the rec centre.

 

I think he thinks he's one of those Captain Crunch guys.

 

 

 

 

Other way around. He's a Bran Flakes kind of guy because he replaces every 'C' with a 'B'.

[Biohazard Abyss]

OP is a Balla

[I_Love_Your_TDs]

[Sangers]

Man, I live all the way in Australia where we don't have real, genuine, stereotypical, american gangstas and I never thought I'd ever get a chance to hear one. Thankgod for the internet.

[cloudserverslol]

Man, I live all the way in Australia where we don't have real, genuine, stereotypical, american gangstas and I never thought I'd ever get a chance to hear one. Thankgod for the internet.

do you want to trade places?

[dorcy]

 

OT yes. also is it the crips or bloods who talk the way you write? thought y'all had sorted out your differences at the rec centre.

 

I think he thinks he's one of those Captain Crunch guys.

 

 

 

 

Other way around. He's a Bran Flakes kind of guy because he replaces every 'C' with a 'B'.

 

yeah iirc, it was a bloods thing where they had such disdain for all things crip they removed the letter C from their vocab. of course i only meant it as a further South Park reference type joke. great episode.

Edited February 10, 2014 by dorcy

[SFBryan18]

The watermelon pic has me dying from laughter.

 

 

I'm not your buddy, guy.

i'm not your guy, friend!

I'm not your friend, buddy!

 

Edited February 10, 2014 by SFBryan18

[CaliMeatWagon]

 

OT yes. also is it the crips or bloods who talk the way you write? thought y'all had sorted out your differences at the rec centre.

 

I think he thinks he's one of those Captain Crunch guys.

 

 

 

 

Other way around. He's a Bran Flakes kind of guy because he replaces every 'C' with a 'B'.

 

 

 

Captain Crunch is an insult to Bloods. And yes you are correct that some Bloods replace "C's" with "B's" and Crips replace "B's" with "C's". The whole thing is retarded now if you ask me.

[BomptonBalifornia]

 

 

OT yes. also is it the crips or bloods who talk the way you write? thought y'all had sorted out your differences at the rec centre.

 

I think he thinks he's one of those Captain Crunch guys.

 

 

 

 

Other way around. He's a Bran Flakes kind of guy because he replaces every 'C' with a 'B'.

 

 

 

Captain Crunch is an insult to Bloods. And yes you are correct that some Bloods replace "C's" with "B's" and Crips replace "B's" with "C's". The whole thing is retarded now if you ask me.

 

 

shut yo punk ass up. think u from cali you down nigga? u dont know sh*t son. u just another girly male faggin ridin the meat wagon. prob like suckin dicks in secret.

[RussianCommie]

Captain Crunch is an insult to Bloods. And yes you are correct that some Bloods replace "C's" with "B's" and Crips replace "B's" with "C's". The whole thing is retarded now if you ask me.

 

 

I know of them having a truce in the 90's? I believe which did not last for quite long. Might be stupid but what can you do? One group of people despise another group of people and replace letters in words to try to make the other feel lower.

[cloudserverslol]

 

 

 

OT yes. also is it the crips or bloods who talk the way you write? thought y'all had sorted out your differences at the rec centre.

 

I think he thinks he's one of those Captain Crunch guys.

 

 

 

 

Other way around. He's a Bran Flakes kind of guy because he replaces every 'C' with a 'B'.

 

 

 

Captain Crunch is an insult to Bloods. And yes you are correct that some Bloods replace "C's" with "B's" and Crips replace "B's" with "C's". The whole thing is retarded now if you ask me.

 

 

shut yo punk ass up. think u from cali you down nigga? u dont know sh*t son. u just another girly male faggin ridin the meat wagon. prob like suckin dicks in secret.

 

[Biohazard Abyss]

shut yo punk ass up. think u from cali you down nigga? u dont know sh*t son. u just another girly male faggin ridin the meat wagon. prob like suckin dicks in secret.

 

 

HAHA!!!!