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HaVoC LlamaBoy

By HaVoC LlamaBoy
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HaVoC LlamaBoy

HaVoC LlamaBoy

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I'm sure there are a handful of these kinds of posts, but read anyways.

 

I provide security services for FREE. I'm not a modder or a hacker so don't think I'm doing so to get a victim.

 

Bodyguarding, Property Security, Chauffeur, and yes if you wanted to go on 4 star police chases, I will gladly participate.

 

My service vehicle is the Granger (Chevy Suburban)-Matte black, off road tires, level 1 engine upgrade, level 1 armoring, bulletproof tires, tinted windows.

 

YOU DON'T HAVE TO INTERACT WITH ME. With your permission, I simply tail you, kill players who approach you without your consent, and protect you from people who like to hunt bounties.

 

I'm on on the weekends plus Friday afternoon sporadically. Send me a message on XBL GT:HaVoC LlamaBoy.

 

I do this for fun as the online playing is boring (ranking up and getting money is ridiculously slow) and full of annoying "deathmatchers".

 

Peace. :cool:

 

I'm willing to start a mini security detail company too if anyone's interested. Not necessarily a crew. There will be no pay (it gets too complicated), but for guys who like this type of thing for fun, you just might enjoy it.

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DiveGummi

DiveGummi

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What rank are you?

I'm level 22. Once I get an AK at 24, life will be good.

 

HAH.

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prototypetom

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oh boy.

 

i guess you could rebrand as 'puppy that needs walking'

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HaVoC LlamaBoy

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So guys spend there time on here bashing other people for posting harmless things? Not surprised. Also sounds a lot like the same assholes that go around killing everyone for no reason lol. And for those who laugh at my rank, you clearly weren't competent enough to comprehend my bit on how the game is stupidly slow to rank up in and get money in. I'd like to do something other than the same old deathmatches and races.

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prototypetom

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its just sh*ts and giggles dude. fill your boots with how you want to play, and maybe your service will appeal to someone.

 

but you have to accept, with the amount of epic you brought to the OP, the lvl22 reveal was pretty special man. :colgate:

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SFBryan18

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Sorry OP, but your services won't stop my jet. I bring justice to other criminals through the most civilized manner... Airstrikes. If anyone wants to use my services, contact Lester and place a bounty on the desired target.

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WavyWeazel

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO INTERACT WITH ME. With your permission, I simply tail you

 

My very own stalker!?

 

Count me in!

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DiveGummi

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So guys spend there time on here bashing other people for posting harmless things? Not surprised. Also sounds a lot like the same assholes that go around killing everyone for no reason lol. And for those who laugh at my rank, you clearly weren't competent enough to comprehend my bit on how the game is stupidly slow to rank up in and get money in. I'd like to do something other than the same old deathmatches and races.

Welcome to the internet, bud.

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Laker23

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So guys spend there time on here bashing other people for posting harmless things? Not surprised. Also sounds a lot like the same assholes that go around killing everyone for no reason lol. And for those who laugh at my rank, you clearly weren't competent enough to comprehend my bit on how the game is stupidly slow to rank up in and get money in. I'd like to do something other than the same old deathmatches and races.

How are you finding it slow to rank up at level 22?

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cookiemonster79

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OP - give it a shot, go into lobbies and send a message to low ranks ... offer to drive them to rob stores. Even if no one here wants the service, someone else might appreciate it. Seems like a way to kill time, and have a little fun. I sometimes help randoms rob stores.

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SFBryan18

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I'll cosign for the OP on his point that ranking up can be a grind in this game if you just want to play freemode.

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DiveGummi

DiveGummi

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But in all seriousness OP, you'll be having a hard time in these streets of Los Santos at rank 22 with all the tanks and things. I'd prefer my bodyguard to have at least an Entity and an AP pistol.

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Aero Dynamo

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Well I could use you only provided you give me all your money. Then I will let you tail me and help me out and stuff.


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SFBryan18

SFBryan18

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OP forgot to mention that he expects sexual favors as payment, and he plans to collect by any means necessary.

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CarimboHanky

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What rank are you?

I'm level 22. Once I get an AK at 24, life will be good.

everything sounded great til you mentioned this hahaha

 

a level 22 offering security services hahaha

*watch out he have a microsmg*

 

seem like you need some protection hahaha come on man offer your services when you have enough guns to actually defend you client.

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CaliMeatWagon

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Rank doesn't matter as much as it only takes one bullet with the starter pistol to kill somebody in this game.

 

 

OP, if you want some decent fire power to help you out, may I suggest completing a survival match. The guns you pick up during the match can be used by you after the match until you switch servers.

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Headdogg81

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Head up OP. Not everyone is a knob around here. Ill be honest though and say a level 22 gunman is not really going to be much help for most people. As a driver though you could be handy. Offer to driver others around. I could use that from time to time. Having the ability not to worry about focusing on the road and instead the player we are chasing or being chased by would be handy. You are probably better off finding some player to join and play cooperatively. That way you could also level up and earn some cash. Good luck though and have fun.

 

OP just wanted to be nice, but he is getting ripped apart

welcome to gtaforums xD

 

Yeah just another day at the GTA forums... Sad really. Just an excuse for those to stroke their e-penis.

 

Rank doesn't matter as much as it only takes one bullet with the starter pistol to kill somebody in this game.

 

 

OP, if you want some decent fire power to help you out, may I suggest completing a survival match. The guns you pick up during the match can be used by you after the match until you switch servers.

 

This too is also a good idea OP. Set yourself up with some guns then you could be useful as a gunner.

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