Meanest/Funniest Thing You've Done Lately

[smokingndriving]

Had a $1K bounty on me, low level player kept coming after me, I kept getting him. Eventually, the lower level player goes off. I drive around a minute, then drive up and leave the car blocking the street (parked across lanes) on the side of Tinsel Towers where the garage is, a little further up from the garage. Put a sticky on the car.

 

I go into my apartment - the lower $ one in Tinsel, which looks out over the garage street. I see the lower level player slowly driving up, taking a spin by to see if I was out, going up the garage street. Bam.

 

I come out, get him again a couple of times. Eventually, I realize I need ammo and grab a NPC carbonizarre to go over. I throw a sticky into the car and leave it in front of the door. While shopping, I realize low level is on his way towards me. The white dot, however, stops in front and then goes away. I think, WTF. I step outside and see that the Carbonizarre is gone. It takes me a second to put 2+2 together and I realize that the low level thinks he has stolen my car and is about to speed out of the parking lot, probably thrilled that he got me by taking what he thought was my car. Bam.

 

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A bit later, I get an SUV, sticky it and park it again in the road by the Tinsel garage, but instead of going in, this time I wait outside and look around the corner by the garage entrance. A moment or two later, a player slowly comes around the corner and, thinking the SUV is my car, is about to throw a C4 at the SUV. Right as he's about to throw the sticky, the SUV goes up like the 4th of July, wrecking him and his car as the SUV flips over into it.

 

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Some player tried to hit me with a chrome Entity. I drove the unlocked Entity to get a tank and then shelled the Entity.

Edited February 10, 2014 by smokingndriving

[TheWomenBeater]

Just today I was in a jet and killed a kid who had just stolen one too, he had just crossed the Lago Zancudo when I shot him down. And he also had a mic on, that's what really made it special.

[prototypetom]

coal starry bra

 

you totally pwned that noob.

 

i've done nothing that awesome to share

[ChrilLe]

Offered free Western Bagger.

Guy shows up.

Blew up Bagger and me.

Killed him over 8 times in an unoffical Freemode DM.

 

Today (actually yesterday since I Iive in GMT +1) was a good day!

Edited February 10, 2014 by ChrilLe

[scrublord]

Some guy on an Akuma was chasing after me for my bounty. Once he got close enough I did the switch character exploit to make me stop instantly. Dude hit me at full speed and went flying over my car, leaving his Akuma behind.

[CA42]

Stole someone's Asea and put it in my garage

[Sugar Free Nos]

Well, I just called Granty a garbage human being over in my other thread...

 

That could probably be considered mean.

 

 

As for funny, I full on rammed someone at 100 mph in my Buffalo the other day.

 

Needless to say, I lol'd a lot as he went flying.

 

 

 

 

To the guy above: That is really, really mean, dude.

 

Wow, lol.

Edited February 10, 2014 by Sugar Free Nos

[Killzone3265]

Stole someone's Asea and put it in my garage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VeoOCegLn8

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Every time I see your username, I start singing "Smoking and riding, smoking and riding" dunno why

 

I asked some guy to mod a Futo for me but little did I know, he placed an ignition bomb on it (that son of a bitch) so to redeem my fate after he obliterated me, I did what was right, called the mercenaries on him, an airstrike and kept killing him constantly until he went to passive mode and left later. I was surprised at how sh*t he was since he was a much higher player than me.

[Dottie]

Playing in passive mode with a $9000 bounty

[GreenReign]

The car Simeon wanted spawned a block away from me. So I got to it and placed a sticky on the rear bumper, and another on the front bumper. Then I went off the radar, and waited. Surely enough, within 30 seconds someone had gotten in and taken off with it, so I waited until they were just outside of LSC, then BOOM! I detonated it destroying the car and killing him. It was mean as hell because he was a level 15, so he probably needed the money, and it was funny as hell because he didn't notice the two blinking lights attached to a C4 plastic explosive. Ahh, good times, good times.

[madmanaz]

Guy texted asking for a ride to airport. Instead I took him to the small helipad and jumped out to let him roll into the big gas tank on the other side. It was an NPC vehicle anyway.

[Sugar Free Nos]

Guy texted asking for a ride to airport. Instead I took him to the small helipad and jumped out to let him roll into the big gas tank on the other side. It was an NPC vehicle anyway.

 

Lol, I like it.

 

That's more funny than mean.

[Shaundi.]

Level 10 had a glitched tank, he and his buddy, who was a level 14, were at the Yellow Jack Inn. I see his tank parked outside, so I take it & block the doors. They then walk to the doors & stayed there, pretty much right behind the tank, vulnerable to any explosions. I call an air strike, placed the flare on the tank & just watchedethe good stuff happen. Both were killed. Best part was they had a mic

[KnightFall1856]

Today I approached a level 8 with no intentions of killing him. Pulled up, parked my adder, got out to say hello, maybe have a beer and before I knew it I got shot. I don't always kill on sight, but I have no hard time believing others do. So I respawned and killed this poor guy atleast 20 times, eventually forcing him to leave the session. Welcome to GTAO.

[yoloswag420xd]

Today I approached a level 8 with no intentions of killing him. Pulled up, parked my adder, got out to say hello, maybe have a beer and before I knew it I got shot. I don't always kill on sight, but I have no hard time believing others do. So I respawned and killed this poor guy atleast 20 times, eventually forcing him to leave the session. Welcome to GTAO.

I've had this happen dozens of times....I pulled up by a Level 4 guy who just joined the lobby, and he stayed there for a few seconds and then started shooting. The level 4 somehow got a lucky shot and killed me while I was in my car. Needless to say, he became my Victim with almost 20 kills. But seriously @ the lower level people, why would you even try to kill a higher level player? Isn't it obvious that in a lvl 4 vs. lvl 38, the level 38 would win? -_-

Edited February 10, 2014 by fofofofofofofofo

[Soran Is On]

Stole a tank that some troll was trying to give to his buddy, went apesh*t on them until the original troll left. Parked the almost destroyed tank left 5 stickies on the back and took up a perch to watch the poor guy finally get his hands on this tank. He got one shell off in my direction and then i triggered the stickies and laughed at his torched corpse in amongst the tank wreckage.

[P.C.M.]

I was starting a mission one time with people I didn't know (2 had mic's). The one guy intentionally runs me down and kill's me. I hear him laughing and saying "sucks to be that guy". I respawned (I guess he thought I was done),and hightail it to the mission point and he's still laughing and yapping to his buddy about me. I hit him and his friend at full speed taking both out. Topped it off by blowing up their pv to boot. Soon after he say's "not cool man" and I texted him stating "Being a dick is one thing,but laughing and counting me out was another. Have fun blowing Gerald and your boyfriend. I'm off to do Rooftop Rumble with someone that's not a f*cking knob". Needless to say,one of the people I did Rooftop with kept glitching us back and I made a lot of money that night. I've seen the guy that hit me and he refuses to do mission or come near me since.

 

(my bad - didn't see the lately tag)

Edited February 10, 2014 by P.C.M.

[prototypetom]

i saw a guy at a nearby LSC in simons special vehicle. i killed him and stole it and started driving it down to the docks to trade it in. so had a look on the players list and saw the guy was only lvl15 or so. so i stopped, texted him that i hadn't seen his lvl, i felt a bit bad and offered him the car back. he text me back asking to meet at LSC, so i drove back, parked it up and waited somewhere he couldn't try and act the arsehat and make me regret my kindness. he drove off and i watched on my map as he got all the way to simons and got his reward. then i posted the story on GTA forums in a thread for mean/funny things so the mean/funny bit is that you read this expecting a mean ending to the story and instead i tricked you. meta baby, you're in my story! wooooo.

[am30]

Does failing missions and survivals on purpose when you're the last one standing count as mean or funny?

[NDE108]

This happened last night...

 

I grabbed the cargobob, went to the impound lot and picked up someone's vehicle. I tried to get inside it prior and realized it was locked, but now I know who's car it belongs to. I decided that I'll be a nice guy and drop the car off to him...

 

I picked up his car with the cargobob and see that the owner and his crew are having fun around the airport in the desert. I decide to trick them into thinking that I'm driving it by flying over roads at maximum altitude so they can't see me.

 

These guys were using mics and they saw me approaching. The owner mentions that I'm in his car and nearby. His crew gets pissed and decided they're going to chase me and f*ck me up. As they approached me I turned around and flew off over roads leading them to believe that they'll catch me. LOL One guy puts a bounty on me and now they're really mad. They chased me all over the map and it took them a good while to figure out I'm in a cargobob.

 

Once they figured out that I'm in a cargobob they scrambled a Buzzard to get me. I decided to fly over the submarine on the north east shore for an exit strategy. As they approach they get confused because they don't see me (I'm way above them). They gained altitude, got a lock on and shot at the cargobob carrying their vehicle. I bailed immediately and flew down to the sub.

 

Needless to say them giving chase and being confused as to why I was driving so fast in his car was hilarious. If they weren't so hostile I would have dropped off his vehicle unharmed. lol

Edited February 10, 2014 by NDE108

[Biohazard Abyss]

Killed someone driving an Entity by sticky-bombing it while riding my purple BMX.

[SFBryan18]

Blowing people up randomly from a jet.

[WavyWeazel]

I was driving my Tailgater around Sandy Shores a bit, eventually i came across a cargobob that spawned at the airfield.

 

So naturally i hop in and, after picking up Tailgater, i fly off towards Los Santos. Eventually I emerged over the Vinewood sign and was over the north Vinewood area.

 

As i was flying i noticed a white dot not to far ahead of me. I look down and see it is another player driving towards where i am on the map. He eventually gets to me, and once he realizes i'm up above him, he stops and gets out for a better look.

 

At this point I had stopped to see if maybe he wanted a lift or something. But, like most players in GTA Online, he decided to open fire on me for doing absolutely nothing.

 

As the shots ping off the underside of the Bob and my Tailgater, I panic and try to flee. As i'm panicking i accidentally release my Tailgater over him.

 

Splat. Squashed the guy in the middle of the road like a bug.

 

I flew off into the sunset, laughing my ass off the whole way.

[Xavierr]

I join a lobby, and then get a bounty set on my literally two seconds later. > got my buzzard > everyone left. everyone.

[ZeroSafe]

Brought a fully upgraded Gauntlet in from SP and used it to wreck face in a few races. Reason being I only had 2 wins and 1 loss at the time, so the game skill matched me with other players on the same "level" as me and they didn't have many upgrades on their Sabres or Gauntlets.

Edited February 10, 2014 by ZeroSafe5615

[saintsrow]

coal starry bra

 

you totally pwned that noob.

 

i've done nothing that awesome to share

I've got to start a thread where I can brag about the funniest thing I ever did in GTA0, which will also surely be the meanest thing I ever did, because, really, in GTA0, they are one and the same.

 

The thread will be in the form of a humblebrag question.