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rebeldevil

Jumped on GTA for a bit today to see if I could get that $250K bonus for selling nightclub stock. Of course I'm not an idiot. ...Well okay I am an idiot, but I'm not that big of an idiot. I wasn't gonna sell the whole warehouse, because I knew there'd be idiots out there left and right looking to pick off idiots like me. And I was right.

First mission was the Cargobob sale. So I drive clear out to Paleto Bay to pick up the Cargobob and not 5 seconds after I'm up in the air I hear a missile lock. I get hit with 3-4 rockets and the chopper gets blown up. Mission failed. And of course the little tryhard wankstain wasn't done with me after that, running me over a few times in his Kuruma (which I at least managed to blow up and sort of even the score). I bailed out of there pretty much immediately.

Second attempt, got one of the dead drop missions. Before I'd even made the first drop I got hit by a Hydra and blown to bits. (The fully-armored Speedo Custom can take a lot of punishment. A Hydra can deliver much more punishment than it can take). So another lost shipment, more money down the drain.

Finally, after switching sessions a couple more times, I ended up with the Sightseer mission. I was about to just throw in the towel at that point (oh wonderful, a mission where I'll be completely vulnerable and defenseless at several points, just what I need right now). Somehow though I managed to get through it without attracting a numbskull on a broomstick, or a jet griefer, or an asshole with a homing launcher or a sniper rifle.

Days like this I really hate this game.

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Kushology
Posted (edited)
On 6/2/2019 at 11:49 PM, rebeldevil said:

 

Most days I'll just set my MTU to 800 and do work in solitude.

 

Seeing I have a job working 12 hours a day now, when I'm in the mood to grind for a bit, I will grind. This game really is a job just to stay ahead and fund your fun.. I play to have fun.

Edited by Kushology

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CrysisAverted
Posted (edited)

lemme in the crew///

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ciel
13 hours ago, CrysisAverted said:

lemme in the crew///

 

 

Spoiler

jk. drop your info here, i'll hook you up.

 

 

 

 

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CrysisAverted

When you wanna join a crew so you choose the official forum crew

but its dead

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Amy Vinewood
23 minutes ago, CrysisAverted said:

but its dead

 

Hey, we're not dead yet

 

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ciel

 

22 minutes ago, Amy Vinewood said:

 

Hey, we're not dead yet

 

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we deadass on life support, plug ain’t pulled yet. 

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CrysisAverted
2 hours ago, Amy Vinewood said:

 

Hey, we're not dead yet

 

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2 hours ago, ciel said:

 

we deadass on life support, plug ain’t pulled yet. 

 

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Kushology

I don't play nearly as much as I'd like. Kind of tough when you work 12 hours a day and soon as you get home, you start drinking, even on a Monday.

 

Plus devoting the free time you do have on a female and sleeping.

 

Exhausting.. 😋😩

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Clancy the Bandito
Posted (edited)

Hey guys, i'm planning on holding a meet soon. I'm still trying to iron out the details of it, and when it should be. I'm hoping to do it sometime before the casino update drops. It will be a World War theme. One of the events will be 2 teams of 14 in Moguls with a gunner. The other team will be in a Bombushka. As i said, i'm still trying to gather the people and plan it out, so if you have any suggestions and want to join, please PM me!

 

(PS4 btw)

Edited by Clancy the Bandito

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CrysisAverted

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Happy 4th Forum!

I know its early but who knows what'll happen tomorrow

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Kushology
16 hours ago, CrysisAverted said:

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Happy 4th Forum!

I know its early but who knows what'll happen tomorrow

 

Where were you for the 1st? (Canada Day) 😡😡

 

Nah, just playing.

 

And believe it or not, I have a few pictures of yours saved. I had this one panoramic of Los Santos you made for my monitor setup. lol

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CrysisAverted
57 minutes ago, Kushology said:

 

Where were you for the 1st? (Canada Day) 😡😡

 

Nah, just playing.

 

And believe it or not, I have a few pictures of yours saved. I had this one panoramic of Los Santos you made for my monitor setup. lol

Cool I'd love to see that setup

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ciel
Posted (edited)

canada isn’t real duh.

Edited by ciel
jk

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Kushology
3 hours ago, ciel said:

canada isn’t real duh.

Canada is an amusement park, I know.

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Kushology
13 hours ago, CrysisAverted said:

Cool I'd love to see that setup

It's honestly nothing special. I'm not crazy about taking pictures of my setup, just wanted to tell you that I did. :P

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That Guy Mike
19 hours ago, ciel said:

canada isn’t real duh.

I'll fight you..

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Kushology
21 minutes ago, That Guy Mike said:

I'll fight you..

Easy, ladies. No need for fighting. Besides, something something wales, something something goats.

 

😝

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ciel
42 minutes ago, That Guy Mike said:

I'll fight you..

hush. haven’t you got 12 year olds to kill in fornite? 🤔

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That Guy Mike
1 hour ago, ciel said:

hush. haven’t you got 12 year olds to kill in fornite? 🤔

Are you stalking me?

 

Jokes on you..

The 12 year olds are kicking my ass on fortnite

😛

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ciel
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, That Guy Mike said:

Are you stalking me?

 

Jokes on you..

The 12 year olds are kicking my ass on fortnite

😛

oof sucks to be you m8

pfft no lol, i sometimes look my friend list to see what everyone is playing :p

Edited by ciel

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just do it bob1
On 7/4/2019 at 7:12 PM, ciel said:

canada isn’t real duh.

I assure you it is, and the prime minister is a cock too. 🤔

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Kushology
1 hour ago, just do it bob1 said:

I assure you it is, and the prime minister is a cock too. 🤔

He's a f*ckboi.

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Cackling Jack
Posted (edited)

Guess I'm late to the party here. Happy 4th of July GTAF! Wales? Wheres that? Jokes. 

Edited by Cackling Jack

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ciel
Posted (edited)

 

4 hours ago, just do it bob1 said:

I assure you it is, and the prime minister is a cock too. 🤔

 

their pm doesn’t look like a melted scrotum tho so there’s that i guess. our next pm looks like he has an iq of a deflating beach ball or something aha.

Edited by ciel

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Kushology
4 hours ago, ciel said:

their pm doesn’t look like a melted scrotum tho

 

Might as well.

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