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Funniest things NPCs say.

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whywontyoulisten

I love this girl:

 

 

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AmyStone

"Eat my ass" always makes me laugh.

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GTA-Freak-iX

"Ya hear me sh*tdick" a best

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whywontyoulisten

 

 

The way he says it really makes you think that he did.

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hugh750

today after buying armor and another gun at a gun store i run to a npc driving a paggassi and she said to me "your car is so hot" and i was on foot! :lol:

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Chimpokomon

It's not sexual harassment if I like iiit!

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DentureDynamite

"Oooh, I gotta pee."

 

I swear they've added some new dialogue recently.

 

They have--I've heard several new ones recently. One of my favorites is the Ed Wynn imitation saying "Goodness gracious!"

 

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sreyazsec

I got called a paedophile by a woman NPC. Best day of my GTA life.

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bobo_lave

”f*ck me in the ass”

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hugh750

this more of a insult but it's one i haven't heard before, after finishing a random vip car delivery, i stole truck from the winery and as soon i got on the main road a npc driving a dilettante hit me head on and the driver got pissed at and got out and yelled at me "you hit me you drunk ass immigrant!!". :lol::lol:

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SqualidCoyote

"You car is habanero hot!" - Thanks for the compliment random man sat on bench. Just for that I won't shoot you in the head as I was planning.

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mrfonzius

"You look like a tranny!" I hear that quite often :blink:

 

"There is something goddamn beautiful about a toothless hooker, am I right?" Those guys near Suburban at Route 68 also say that quite a lot.

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Killer Whale

Either "¡Cabrón!" or "¡Dios Mío!"

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IceDree

"I can't do it bro, I only got a wini" 😂

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Alien Reaper

Today I almost ran over some pedestrians, and one of them yelled "wow, kamikaze attack!" and it made me LOL. More than 1000 hours playing and never heard that one before.

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Prince_Polaris

"I just restored this!!" - NPC in a brand new car (even funnier when they're in a beater)

"RAAAAAAAAA or AARRRGGHHHH or YEAAAAAHHHHH" - incoherent screaming from merryweather and other enemies

"Cletus is heeeit!" - some redneck in sandy shores

"KILLING MAKES MY DICK HARD" - some cop in a shootout

"Niiiiice car!" - some woman as she looks at the car I just threw down the side of chilead

"stupid uninsured MEXICANS!" - some angry guy in sandy shores

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REXX



I like turtles.

I found a store that sells fresh breast milk!

The weather is going to be bad this weekend, I hate my life.

You still owe me a dineeeeer!

Hey, can I have some money? It's for crack.

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Still my favorite thing is "Your car is making me wet".

 

Makes sense since the Casco makes me cum every time it accelerates.

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Prince_Polaris

Still my favorite thing is "Your car is making me wet".

 

Makes sense since the Casco makes me cum every time it accelerates.

When I first read that, I saw "Crisco" and was really concerned for a moment...

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venice21

 

 

Mendoza needs some fookin vacation

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whywontyoulisten

"Helen, are you the gap-toothed one, or the one with lopsided tits?"

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fw3

"I like your car!!" (said right after someone blew up my PV)

sigh.

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mrfonzius

Mendoza needs some fookin vacation

 

Also poor Charly (not the mechanic in the hangar). :(

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Sanches

I was messing around in Director Mode 2 weeks ago and there was some traffic jam. I've heard some guy yelled "Kill her, kill her!".
Mhhmh.

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Slonitram

You're a DEEK without a DEEK.

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Verbal Soze

That moment when you're passing some npcs in the street and they said this "why do you even exist" always gets me everytime haha :D

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Battle Scars

I've heard an NPC saying "You owe me $20 bucks" and also "I'm trying to stay centre here" WTF?

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delorianlazarus

There is one with a very strong French accent.

 

When you ram is car or cut him off, he says "iouuu basstarrrd" with the most rocky and obnoxious accent, I love it :D

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Wolfpac4Life

I like when you're in Blaine county mixing it up with hillbillies and they come running yelling in they're hillbilly voice "inbred dickwad!" Reminds me of larry the cable guy every time

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whywontyoulisten

"Helen, are you the gap-toothed one, or the one with lopsided tits?"

I just watched the video of this again, and he follows up with "Oh right, needs a nose job Helen.".

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