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Tritium

Funniest things NPCs say.

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IceDree

From San Andreas, once someone died: "I Feel Bad For His Mamma". Its always the guy dressed like LL Cool J who says it.

 

 

V got plenty of funny stuff, but can't remember the exact lines.

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CrysisAverted

hit a guy in the face with my revolver

the chick next to him says its sexual assault

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Tonguegirl

"Hey, let's blow up a Greyhound track next week" lol

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Pinkarella

Thrown back in Singleplayer, I heard the housemaid of Michael say, "Mister Jimmy pissed in the saucepan again!"

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CinnamonCain

"You! You're a f*cking scab and we all know it!"

"What in the WOOORLD"

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Skeve613

A while back I couldn't connect to the R* servers, so I settled for seeing how many insults NPC Trevor had instead:

 

 

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whywontyoulisten

"That Sandy has peanut butter legs."

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Aviator10

When an angry npc says "you f*cking penis!!"

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RavageTheJaguar

"YOU'RE GOING DOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNN" -cops

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US Marshal1911

Old man from Liberty City,

 

"As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit."

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Dustkiller

WTF AM I DOING?!

-Random enemy

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whywontyoulisten

 

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Pedinhuh

"Jesus Christ, this is a rental!"

-Blonde bitch saying that after I rammed her Bullet out of the road.

 

Why would somebody rent a Bullet???

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gglenn1966

"You're lookin' ugly, mother f*cker."

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Vigilante88

Lol

 

 

 

 

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Big Molio

I like the female NPC who says "What the f*ck??!!"

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wizooord

INBRED DICKWAD!

-a redneck (most probably inbred himself) cop

 

gets me every time

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P34NUTZ

"I litterally had to f*ck a guy to get you that audition"

 

Now that's friendship lol

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Mirror Park Resident

STOP-UR-CAR-PUT-UR-HANDS-ON-THE-WINDOW

 

Like sending a 7 year old to sleep...........

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GhostDaGhost

You Ba*****!

On the floor!

Suck my ****

They clapped him!

Go to h***

F***** A!

 

 

Its too funny lol.

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Non Fiction

Inside the stripclub. "I caught my homeboy Santos [email protected] my girl, it's cool though, that's my dog." "I wish a [email protected] would run up on me, for wearing a hoody!"

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Punker104

I swear the other day some npc told me to go fart in a gym sock

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whywontyoulisten

Sometimes "Gahhh!" is all you need; I am laughing way too much at this.

 

 

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Ron Horse

"I caught you goin' to Honkers"

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REXX

WANKER!

 

And how could I forget!...

 

I like turtles.

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J-Scott-D

I've only heard this one once near my Tinsel Towers apartment. It may not be an exact quote.

 

A woman on the sidewalk gets a phone call from her mother.

 

"Hello? Oh, hi, mom...I hate living in Los Santos...everything is so expensive..."

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Duckdude001

"YOU'RE GONNA DIEEE BITCH"!!!!!!! -merryweather soldier.

"KILLING MAKES MY DICK HARD"!! - noose soldier.

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whywontyoulisten

"Oooh, I gotta pee."

 

I swear they've added some new dialogue recently.

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SCORE_PR0

I have a bunch.

 

"YOU WANT IT? YYYOOOUUU GOT IIIIIITTTTT!!!!"

"I'm a f*cking marine!"

"Killing makes my d*ck hard"

"*unidentified blabbling* in your jockstrap"

"You unironic retard!"

"F*cking poser!"

"You uncreative piece of SH*T!"

"You're a boring sh*t!"

 

Or when I had a cargobob and picked up a patrol car with 2 angry cops in it and I swear one of them told me to pull over.

 

 

And a throwback to GTA 4, when you had a wanted level:

 

"Game over f*cko"

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Madhorse

"f*cking cocksucker"

 

And that npc who says "you f*ckeer" and sounds like Chow from the Hangover movies is hilarious.

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