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Funniest things NPCs say.


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I stopped my Dukes on the side of the road the other day and heard the famous "hey! I like your car!" But then some lady at the traffic light said something like "I have seven of those in my garage".

I had never heard that before so I looked over at her and immediately thought "then why the f*ck are you driving a Blista???"

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The prostitutes phone call after completing services is pretty. Apparently my character needs to get himself to a clinic...

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RandompedestrianfromLC

"Honey, when you come home,,,, I'm gonna smell your dick". -Some girl talking to her boyfriend in phone, with angry voice.

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"Pull over, we need to have a little chat!" - said at 5 stars wanted level.

 

There was a really funny interaction I had once playing as Franklin. After asking how an older woman was doing, she replies with something like:

 

"Fine. The arthritis, incontinence, the sagging tits. What an asshole! I'm lucky to still be breathing!"

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"What do you mean you found questionable content? All I wanted was a RAM upgrade!" Not exactly how it's said I think though.

 

"Hey, your a boring sh*t!"

 

"Scumbag!" Got this when I pulled up in a parking bay next to an NPC. The way its said makes me giggle.

 

Not V related but I always laughed when I heard back in Liberty City stories when the coppers were after you in the chopper...one would say "Shoot him!" The gunner always replied desperately "I'm trying, I'm trying"

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Death Rains From Above

"WHERE YOU GONNA GO NOW?!?!" - NOOSE Trooper

 

"COME ON, MAKE ME PUT YOU DOWN!!" - Other NOOSE Trooper near him

 

"WE GOT YOU!!" - LSPD Officer

 

*RPGs hit their Vehicle "Blockade", killing them all*

 

"WE GOT A COP KILLER!!" - Newly Arrived LSPD officer

 

 

No s**t, Sherlock. lol

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Did fleeca on my secondary with a dude in boxers and not much else. As he was leaving the bank after getting the box an npc said "Are all robberies this casual?"

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whywontyoulisten

"Hey tourist, stop being a tool!" - NPC woman.

 

I don't think I've ever heard that one before.

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"Hey tourist, stop being a tool!" - NPC woman.

 

I don't think I've ever heard that one before.

 

Did you hit her with your hammer shortly after?

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Chick sarcastically says "nice car"

I was on my Bati

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Chick sarcastically says "nice car"

I was on my Bati

 

At least you were in a vehicle. I got one running down the street. Nope no other cars (Right after selling a car) were visible.

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"Mom, this country isn't all that. They love giving their money away to other countries"

 

Something along those lines 😂

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Not in GTA V but in GTA Vice City Stories some cholos said "vete a chuparle el peson a un chango!" it means "go to suck a monkey nippple"

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Diana McFarland

"Innnnnsanee"

 

when they witness a car wreck

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My favorites.

"Hey baby, bend over. Let me see that ass!" ~Random ped in GTA IV

"I'd let you sit on my face" ~Old guy in GTA IV (I don't think this is the exact quote but its something along those lines)

"Can I have some money? Its for crack." ~Homeless ped in GTA V

(fart) "Oh excuse me" ~Indian guy in GTA SA

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From San Andreas, once someone died: "I Feel Bad For His Mamma". Its always the guy dressed like LL Cool J who says it.

 

 

V got plenty of funny stuff, but can't remember the exact lines.

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hit a guy in the face with my revolver

the chick next to him says its sexual assault

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