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Funniest things NPCs say.


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A dude on the phone:

 

- I'm a typical LSer.

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- I talk slllooooowww.

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- Because I'm chiiiiillllllll.

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- Wait, don't hang up!

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i think i mentioned this before in another thread, in about 2014 or 2015 on xbox 360, i ran into a ammunition gun store to buy armor and a female npc followed me in, telling me to leave and then told me "that's it i'm calling the cops".

i back handed her.😒

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I was dancing in the nightclub next to Tony Prince and he said, "Go rub up against someone else!" 

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this morning i was driving my itali rsx near grove st.

i was trying to find a store not robbed so i could buy snacks, when a female npc complimented me about my scratched up car "i wish i could afford a car like that".

i doubt she would want to buy it since it cost me about $2.5 million not including upgrades.🤣

On 4/28/2021 at 12:27 PM, hbombz9 said:

I was dancing in the nightclub next to Tony Prince and he said, "Go rub up against someone else!" 

once tony said to me while he was at his desk "stop breathing down my neck " i was at my desk.🤣

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This is one of my favorite threads. I've been playing since 2014 or so and still hear new things at times.

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today i kinda had a new one (to me), after i blew up a couple of cars and killed one of the drivers.

a npc paramedic arrived and said "city of saints?, more like city of dead.", and after of doing nothing to help he goes on to say "i need a vacation".

it was morbid but also kinda funny.🤣

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I heard a new one from one of the cops the other day that I hadn't heard before

 

"You're a f*cking parasite, on the scalp of the world!"

 

lol

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A conversation in Rancho, East LS:

 

- Go home before you end up in a box, Asere*

- Yeah, that's where bitches end. 🤣

 

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* Not sure about the spelling.

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After leaving the Casino, I ran into a npc and a guy said "f*** you and your family". Even my wife cracked up from that one.

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