Quantcast
Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
    1. Welcome to GTAForums!

    1. GTANet.com

    1. GTA Online

      1. Los Santos Summer Special
      2. The Diamond Casino Heist
      3. Find Lobbies & Players
      4. Guides & Strategies
      5. Vehicles
      6. Content Creator
      7. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Online

      1. Frontier Pursuits
      2. Find Lobbies & Outlaws
      3. Help & Support
    3. Crews

    1. Red Dead Redemption 2

      1. PC
      2. Gameplay
      3. Missions
      4. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Redemption

    1. Grand Theft Auto Series

    2. GTA 6

      1. St Andrews Cathedral
    3. GTA V

      1. PC
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    4. GTA IV

      1. The Lost and Damned
      2. The Ballad of Gay Tony
      3. Guides & Strategies
      4. Help & Support
    5. GTA Chinatown Wars

    6. GTA Vice City Stories

    7. GTA Liberty City Stories

    8. GTA San Andreas

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    9. GTA Vice City

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    10. GTA III

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    11. Top Down Games

      1. GTA Advance
      2. GTA 2
      3. GTA
    1. GTA Mods

      1. GTA V
      2. GTA IV
      3. GTA III, VC & SA
      4. Tutorials
    2. Red Dead Mods

      1. Documentation
    3. Mod Showroom

      1. Scripts & Plugins
      2. Maps
      3. Total Conversions
      4. Vehicles
      5. Textures
      6. Characters
      7. Tools
      8. Other
      9. Workshop
    4. Featured Mods

      1. DYOM
      2. OpenIV
      3. GTA: Underground
      4. GTA: Liberty City
      5. GTA: State of Liberty
    1. Rockstar Games

    2. Rockstar Collectors

    1. Off-Topic

      1. General Chat
      2. Gaming
      3. Technology
      4. Movies & TV
      5. Music
      6. Sports
      7. Vehicles
    2. Expression

      1. Graphics / Visual Arts
      2. GFX Requests & Tutorials
      3. Writers' Discussion
      4. Debates & Discussion
    3. Gangs

    1. Announcements

    2. Support

    3. Suggestions

GTAForums does NOT endorse or allow any kind of GTA Online modding, mod menus, tools or account selling/hacking. Do NOT post them here or advertise them, as per the forum rules.
Tritium

Funniest things NPCs say.

Recommended Posts

IceDree

NPC1: Business isn't exactly booming you know.
NPC2: Oh please.

NPC1: ...

NPC2: ...

NPC1: I think I'm gonna pick up smoking.

NPC2: Oh please.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
VinnyIrish

A day like this calls for some haggis!

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Stylishmoo280

‘You’re a dick without a dick!’

in the casino heist, a random Texan just screams ‘ASS!’

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hugh750

today i was driving an vehicle i got from an npc (an obey 9f), parked near the vinewood police station to look at the player list to look for a random who blew up my buzzard while i sourcing crates.

when an npc said "nice set of wheels".🤣

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Battle Scars

LSPD cop: "You're not so smart are you?" 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
SqualidCoyote

I do have to question the wisdom of some of Los Santos's NPCs. In normal life, if someone flew out of the sky, leapt off their rocket powered missile launcher, wearing nothing but some boxer shorts, a raccoon mask and some gang tattoos, carrying a machine gun, and accidentally barged into you on the pavement, would you call them a dickhead or some other offensive name? And if you did would you expect them to apologise for their clumsiness rather than riddle you with bullets until you were more lead than flesh and then take a snapshot of you on their phone for posterity's sake? 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
vicecityrulz

"Your girl was pretty f*cked up last night"  I almost crashed the first time I heard it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
IceDree

"I knew she was a skank, man ... I was drunk as hell."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hugh750
On 12/20/2019 at 10:44 PM, Benny Guy said:

"That vehicle (vee-HICK-el) makes me...moist"

 

- random elderly lady that thought my truck was the coolest thing in existence

about a week or two ago i also had an elderly lady say to me about my imorgon (that i recently gave it a pearlencent red paintjob with a ragga rum livery, it turned out looking pretty nice).

and she also said "that vehicle makes me moist".

i think that was in grapeseed.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • 2 Users Currently Viewing
    0 members, 0 Anonymous, 2 Guests

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using GTAForums.com, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.