IceDree 20,879 Posted May 4 NPC1: Business isn't exactly booming you know. NPC2: Oh please. NPC1: ... NPC2: ... NPC1: I think I'm gonna pick up smoking. NPC2: Oh please. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VinnyIrish 250 Posted May 4 A day like this calls for some haggis! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stylishmoo280 42 Posted May 4 ‘You’re a dick without a dick!’ in the casino heist, a random Texan just screams ‘ASS!’ 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hugh750 3,707 Posted May 5 today i was driving an vehicle i got from an npc (an obey 9f), parked near the vinewood police station to look at the player list to look for a random who blew up my buzzard while i sourcing crates. when an npc said "nice set of wheels".🤣 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Battle Scars 227 Posted May 6 LSPD cop: "You're not so smart are you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SqualidCoyote 522 Posted July 28 I do have to question the wisdom of some of Los Santos's NPCs. In normal life, if someone flew out of the sky, leapt off their rocket powered missile launcher, wearing nothing but some boxer shorts, a raccoon mask and some gang tattoos, carrying a machine gun, and accidentally barged into you on the pavement, would you call them a dickhead or some other offensive name? And if you did would you expect them to apologise for their clumsiness rather than riddle you with bullets until you were more lead than flesh and then take a snapshot of you on their phone for posterity's sake? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vicecityrulz 24 Posted July 29 "Your girl was pretty f*cked up last night"Â I almost crashed the first time I heard it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceDree 20,879 Posted Saturday at 08:58 AM "I knew she was a skank, man ... I was drunk as hell." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hugh750 3,707 Posted Saturday at 09:32 PM On 12/20/2019 at 10:44 PM, Benny Guy said: "That vehicle (vee-HICK-el) makes me...moist" Â - random elderly lady that thought my truck was the coolest thing in existence about a week or two ago i also had an elderly lady say to me about my imorgon (that i recently gave it a pearlencent red paintjob with a ragga rum livery, it turned out looking pretty nice). and she also said "that vehicle makes me moist". i think that was in grapeseed. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
