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Funniest things NPCs say.

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Talisman_83
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The cute girl in the casino, the one with the yellow hoodie and glasses.

Found her sitting by herself, feeling slightly the worse for wear, breathing heavy, pulling all sorts of faces and falling over 😂

 

"Just ride it out"

"Just sit here a minute"

"Come on legs!"

"Second gumi (?) was a mistake"

Edited by Talisman_83

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God-eater

I absolutely love that even after 6 years, I still hear npc comments that I've never heard before. 

 

My favourite will always be "Ya f*ckin' penis!!". Second is the classic lamentation for the wounding of Mr Mendoza.

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Lance Mayhem
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35 minutes ago, God-eater said:

Second is the classic lamentation for the wounding of Mr Mendoza.

 

My condolences to the Mendoza family for their loss(es). 

 

 

As an aside, I know "They got Charlie!" from some contact missions, but there's another one that I don't think I'm hearing correctly. To me, it sounds like "Muscle's been hit!"

 

What's he actually saying? 

Edited by Lance Mayhem
Last respects. RIP Mendoza.

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Up2NoGood45
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I caused an altercation between two NPC’s in pilot’s uniforms at the helipad.  Security Guard of course opens up in them.  Then he says “He’s DEAD!  Oh yeah!”  Like he’s totally pumped he got to kill some😂one 

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DentureDynamite
On 8/24/2019 at 4:13 PM, Lance Mayhem said:

 

My condolences to the Mendoza family for their loss(es). 

 

As an aside, I know "They got Charlie!" from some contact missions, but there's another one that I don't think I'm hearing correctly. To me, it sounds like "Muscle's been hit!"

 

What's he actually saying? 

Wish I knew! I'm still trying to figure out whatever the heck that one NPC says--sounds like "Saucilos!"?

 

I always run him over just because it ticks me off.

 

But yeah, there's definitely been new NPC dialog added in recent weeks.

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Taterman

"HEY honeyboo, you look greeaat"

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DentureDynamite

When you really frustrate the LSPD, you might hear an officer say:

 

"Stop the f***ing vehicle, or you will be executed!"

 

I then happily run over said LSPD officer. I can't help it... my brakes just didn't work at that particular time. lol

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hugh750

tonight while i was in a invite only session, i was looking for the hardcore comics action figures and i went to lsia devon weston hanger i was driving my phantom custom moc (cab).

i went through the lowered gate and the npc guard said to me "why did you do that" and said to my tv "because i wanted to".🤣

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whywontyoulisten

 

Made me think of:

 

 

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HopalongCasidy

DNR whole thread, but the one with the dude telling his SO they might have VD gets me every time.  

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Biff73

mendoza been hit,mendoza been f*ckin hit

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LostReacher

I wish the police chopper pilots still said stuff, that was classic.

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f(x)ck

"What if like, smoking lettuce got you high, but no one knows, because no one's ever tried it?"

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Taterman
14 minutes ago, f(x)ck said:

"What if like, smoking lettuce got you high, but no one knows, because no one's ever tried it?"

 

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