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Funniest things NPCs say.

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Battle Scars

Heard an LSPD cop say "little dick" as I was in my RC Bandito in a parking space and they wasted bullets the whole time

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J-Scott-D

I hear a young woman with braces saying "Jeezepths!" ("Jesus!") from time to time. 

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Battle Scars

Tommy calling Rosenberg a chump in Vice City

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S1ster P1stol

My favorite "Mel's having a party later"

 

Guess she died, I don't hear it anymore. 

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IceDree

A cop barfed on the microphone while yelling at me lol.

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mrgstrings

Today when doing crates i got one with the police ambush. When I arrived at the location, a woman (ped?) said: " Get ready for some police brutality, okay?" Not particular funny, but I never heared this before.

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kcole4001

I heard one tonight saying on his phone "we need some bitches that's gonna get nekkid...and smoke weed"

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Up2NoGood45

Female NPC yelled “c&ck smoker” at me today

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Battle Scars

An LSPD cop saying "You sorry piece of crap"

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Standard Deluxe 59

An npc got run over and a nearby girl blurted out "I gotta post this on Life invader!" Another one nearby said "whatever." 

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Tao Cheng

"I'm gonna get ya!" - GTAIII criminal

 

"Hmmm... Nice Bike!" - Tommy Vercetti 

"IN THE NAVY! YOU CAN SAIL TO THE SEVEN SEAS!" - Tommy Vercetti circa 2001

"MY TOOLBOX!!!" - Tommy Vercetti when Claude steals his car.

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Battle Scars

NOOSE cop saying to drop my weapon - I'm using the Bandito dumbass 

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