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Funniest things NPCs say.

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Pizzahut

"Dickless wonder"

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Verstappen

Theres a male NPC which says something along the the lines of "Hey my dude! We still on for tonight?" The sentence is not that interesting. But I swear its Packie's voice actor!

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Neo 2708

So, just finished making my second caricature into a half decent looking woman, load into online and an NPC goes by and says i look like a tranny. Lol, oh well back to the drawing board and change the face again. :) 

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Up2NoGood45

NPC says to my RC car that bumps into him “shut up you fat f$$$!

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Seunghee
On 1/13/2019 at 10:41 PM, CaptainMarvel said:

The elderly Korean gentleman NPC who yells out “be careful” in Korean. 

And the Aigoo lady, encountered her many times, depending on how close you get to her (whilst driving) is either a short sharp Aigoo, or Aigooooooo when really close :)

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Battle Scars

Hearing an NPC saying "You f*cking wanker" and even "You f*cking twat", also called a "bastard" but the accent was very British 

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IceDree

I pulled up to the Merryweather HQ last night & one of the guards panicked, yelled at me & said: Did you do what I think you just did?

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Standard Deluxe 59

I heard one of the black dudes that hang outside my nightclub say "I wanna eat your face". At least I think that's what he said. 

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Up2NoGood45

Was at LSIA today and over the loudspeaker “paging Michael Hunt!  Mike Hunt!”

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Battle Scars

Heard a female NPC talking about glory holes 

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SqualidCoyote
On 2/28/2019 at 11:42 AM, Pizzahut said:

"Dickless wonder"

Inbred dickwad!

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Battle Scars

Heard an NPC outside my CEO office bitching that his ex gave him herpes and called her a crazy bitch 

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DarkReign27
On 3/14/2019 at 6:31 AM, Battle Scars said:

Heard an NPC outside my CEO office bitching that his ex gave him herpes and called her a crazy bitch 

"Tiffany's got crabs yo!"

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Standard Deluxe 59
Posted (edited)

Female pedestrian on the phone said "Yeah, you're right she is way prettier than me. Ok whatever, bye."

 

Dude outside my nightclub said "Passcode is 4195. Midgets, black. What do you mean my account is frozen?"

 

Mexican dude outside my nightclub: "Ee, my pants are all sticky"

Random other pedestrian in response: "Ah nuts"  

 

 

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J-Scott-D

"My new website covers all three of my careers!"

 

It's funny to me because I know someone like this in real life...and he's a fraud, lol.

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Su-Su-Sussudio

Driving along minding my own business, then out of no where 

" c#ck sucker " 

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Battle Scars

LSPD saying "You piece of sh*t"

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kcole4001

"I need to take a shower, 'cause I'm looking at a dirty piece of sh*t"

 

These wiseasses get a rocket every time...

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IceDree

I was parked on the side of the road in SP & an NPC driving by yelled f*cking Vagina at me lol

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KazzMajol

yesterday while hopping in a car and taking off, happened to hear a female NPC say into her phone, "yes, i'd like to make a reservation for one..."

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KiwikindUK

The camp NPC that says "You f*ckerrrrrrr"

 

Also, it's actually from GTA IV but one of my favourite random quotes is the NPC that shouts out "cheesy vaginas!"

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RUFF_inthejungle

Walk outside my CEO office past some dudes standing around chatting it up.

"YOU'RE A DICK WITHOUT A DICK."

Fistfight ensues.

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DPRK

After I sell some weapons, agent 14 has some funny words of wisdom for me. best one is: "next time you see those weapons, they'll be on the news" always makes me lol 

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Up2NoGood45

“This will be perfect for my Akuma!”

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DarkReign27
On 3/16/2019 at 7:58 PM, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Female pedestrian on the phone said "Yeah, you're right she is way prettier than me. Ok whatever, bye."

 

Dude outside my nightclub said "Passcode is 4195. Midgets, black. What do you mean my account is frozen?"

 

Mexican dude outside my nightclub: "Ee, my pants are all sticky"

Random other pedestrian in response: "Ah nuts"  

 

 

Ha ha you reminded me of this one time there were three people standing outside my friend's club and whenever anyone said anything the one girl said 'Douche' she never said anything else. Lol that sticky comment was one of them but the other girl would say something and the girl with sunglasses would say douche to it too was great much like "someone's on the rag" "someone's on the rag" Someone's on the....

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Urban Legends

Agent 14: Your bunker team thinks there is some mileage in breaking down a Technical pickup with a minigun attached... 

 

Me: How? How do they think this?!?

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Standard Deluxe 59
36 minutes ago, Urban Legends said:

Agent 14: Your bunker team thinks there is some mileage in breaking down a Technical pickup with a minigun attached... 

 

Me: How? How do they think this?!?

What he doesn't say is "Your technicians really only want the paint chips from it cuz you're getting that livery you wanted!" 

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Battle Scars

Blaine County cops saying "turd burger" 

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SqualidCoyote

I love that drunk/drugged up woman who says with complete conviction that "poodles are agents of Satan!"

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SqualidCoyote

While generally making a nuisance of myself at LSIA I heard a lady cop I've never encountered before. "I hope you die slowly and painfully". Thanks!

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