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Funniest things NPCs say.

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CaptainMarvel

The elderly Korean gentleman NPC who yells out “be careful” in Korean. 

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TheFroggmann

Mugger: "Go pay some goddammed taxes!"

 

 

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hogei

"I know JUDO" while fighting against a female pedestrian 

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Up2NoGood45

I’m not sure but I think I got called “dog f$cker” by a guy that sounded like an Arab/middle eastern.  They guy that says “you bastard!”

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Battle Scars

WAs driving around near Misson Row PD when I heard an npc call my character a bastard, I shot him in the ass twice and got the hell outta dodge 

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aaron2997

"Killin' makes my dick hard!"

And a timeless classic

"You look like a tranny!"

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Battle Scars

Hearing an LSPD cop say: "Smell that sh*t coming outta your mouth"

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Verstappen

Random NPC: ...One moment he's tied up in a sex dungeon! The next he's dead!

Okay then...

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MsBrandi

No one knows! what kind of schlong the alien has under his alien pants cheryl! lol

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Andromeda-J

"you turned the ground upside down!" while flipping taxi around with certain afroamerican passanger in taxi fares missions of story mode. you can see example from video (4:19 & 7:00 time) i posted in rexx's taxi concept topic.

Edited by A.C.M.

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Up2NoGood45

A close call with an NPC, almost hit him with a car he yells "sweaty ballsacks!"  

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Big Molio

The woman who shouts “What. The f*ck!”

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Battle Scars

Doing the finale of Humane Labs when an NPC says "Eat It Asshole"  while I was driving my Duke Of Death 

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Mirror Park Resident

The "stop your car, put your hands on the window" cops usually shout at you (sounding like an angry mama) when you have a wanted level on a car. 

 

 

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RUFF_inthejungle

This bimbo rear-ends me in a truck then yells "Don't drive like an asshole!"

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Mazawattee

Every now and then, I hear a woman in the distance that sounds like a chipmunk. I can't tell what the hell she's saying, but it freaks me out every time I hear it. It's like some wet rubber boots huffed helium and went to town.

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se7ensaint

The stuck up guy in Richman, on his cellphone who proclaimed that he didn't f*ck someone's mother

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Endjinn

One of the girls in my Nightclub queue.

 

"Of course, we have to use razor blades for the sacrifice"

 

K then

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J-Scott-D
12 hours ago, Endjinn said:

One of the girls in my Nightclub queue.

 

"Of course, we have to use razor blades for the sacrifice"

 

K then

Yeah, that's the "I got cut by my by own by own knitting needle last night" NPC. She's a bad girl.

Edited by J-Scott-D

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Verstappen

Not funny, but I thought it was pretty neath. First time I heard it.

Randomly walking through the hallway of my nightclub I hear"Boss at main entrance" from the Security guard.

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Up2NoGood45
On 2/10/2019 at 3:50 AM, RUFF_inthejungle said:

This bimbo rear-ends me in a truck then yells "Don't drive like an asshole!"

"Bloody uninsured Mexican!"

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kcole4001

Every time the cops say "give it up" I think James Brown...'get on up'.      😀

 

 

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J-Scott-D

I was camping in my Bandito, looking at a tryhard in passive mode waiting for him to do something and a nearby gun battle caused a NPC nearby to say "Can't talk now, they're shootin'." :)

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whywontyoulisten

"Look at this sh*t, it's all sh*t! Life is sh*t!" - a man after my own heart.

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Gdiddywilson

"What the f*ck am I doaaaaaaaaaaang!?!" 

 

We all know that one. After all these years it still gets a genuine chuckle. Thank you LSPD.

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Seunghee

NPC on the phone: You sold me a gay dog, what do you mean how do I know it's gay, ? It's fu*king other dude dogs, Listen, I have plenty of gay friends a gay dog I draw the line at, Fix it !!

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Battle Scars

Was playing story in RDR 2 and in Valentine, an NPC mentioned something about sheep sh*t and how the smell never goes away lol 

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f(x)ck
On 10/29/2018 at 11:34 AM, whywontyoulisten said:

"Whoresville". You poor innocent.

I always thought he was saying "boresville" tbh   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Up2NoGood45

I heard a new one from the security guards at the studio lot.  I was driving my RC car through when a couple of players attacked each other and created a wanted level.  One of the guards says "Now they know that we're serious!"  

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kcole4001

After a crate run to the convenience store lockup I called the MkII and waited on the sidewalk, one of the gents standing at the corner of the building smoking says:

"A day like this calls for some haggis"

 

hmmm...,maybe it's the sheep guy who can't get rid of the stink...

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