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Funniest things NPCs say.

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SqualidCoyote

Is that woman who goes "Oooooh. Okaaaayy!" meant to be Canadian. I like her and find myself saying that phrase quite a bit as I blunder around the broken mess that used to be Great Britain.

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IceDree

A hipster on the phone:

 

Who do you work for again?

 

- Sorry I'm not familiar with your organization.

 

- You want to sell me a thermostat to raise money to save ...

 

- For the love of God, what happened to just asking for donations?

 

*hangs up*

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Battle Scars

Heard one npc saying that someone gave him herpes 

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Dutchling

I like the one that just yells -sh*t my damn pants!-

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Smokewood

I heard a soldier at the base have a cell phone conversation.

He was telling his woman friend that he would be coming around since her husband was deployed or some sh*t...

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Shadow_Assassin

Triads dialogues, most of them are standard south of the Five Ridges accent.

 

In fight

"you will like a piece of dead pork"你会像一块死猪肉一样

"you eat sh*t"你吃大便吧

"dickface"衰脸

 

If enrages

"you can try it"你试试看啊

"what's your problem"你有什么问题

"are you insane"你疯了是不是

"you won't win at all"(northern accent one)你一点胜算也没有

 

General

"I can't wash out the unsightly bloodstain"我洗不掉这碍眼的血迹

"if they doesn't offend me, I won't harm anyone"如果他们不来惹我,我就不必伤害任何人

"why you always do something bullsh*ts"你为什么净做些烂事

"I hate to going beach, everyone will stare at me"我讨厌去海滩,每个人都会盯着我看

 

And I ever accidentally bumped a shemale then she shouted "ass face jerk!"

 

Edited by Shadow_Assassin

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Mazawattee

Everything the Blaine County sheriffs say will never get old. Especially "INBRED DICKWAD!".

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Battle Scars

Hear the LSPD say "f*cking liberal" when with a wanted level and heard "you're a big f*cking germ" 

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Mazawattee
2 hours ago, Battle Scars said:

Hear the LSPD say "f*cking liberal" when with a wanted level and heard "you're a big f*cking germ" 

I always thought he said "Well I think you're a big f*ckin' jerk!"

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IceDree

Ya f*cking Wanker ...

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Commander S

There's one lady who often says this:

 

"Some days, I feel like I'm in paradise, y'know what I'm saying?"

 

...which is made all the more amusing, considering what I chose to call my nightclub... ;) Thanks, lady - nice to hear we're the benchmark for good times (and low standards...) in this town! :pp

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Guest

Last session, right when I was entering my club, someone cheered "Yesterday's party was so great that I can't even remember it!"

 

Quite sure I never heard that one before; and the timing was very nice, too :)

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IceDree

We're so underground, I never heard of us.

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Smokewood

"I literally had to f*ck a guy to......"

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wizooord

Not really funny but I overheard some dude talking on the phone;

 

"You want me to tell him he can't go in the back yard. An 8 year old. How stupid do you think I am?"

 

I don't know why but that shook me up a bit, felt like I graduated from the school of life then and there lol

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Scorpiomobile

*picks up phone*

 

"B*tch!"

 

*puts phone away*

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kcole4001

"Is that dried cocker spaniel saliva on your sleeve..."

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IceDree

Imma cut me a hoe.

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J-Scott-D

Female NPC on the phone...

 

"I'm done raising the little Sh*t, he's your problem.........well, you should have thought of that when you f*cked my best friend!"

 

 

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Battle Scars

An LSPD cop saying "Oh f*ck me" after I killed a bunch of them 

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kcole4001

I made a dance vid a little while back, but in playback there's no music, so you hear the shuffling and just a whisper of a beat.

 

However, you can hear Lazlow saying "whew, don't know when I showered last", and later Tony is dancing down on the floor nearby and says "I'm working the room".

 

There are a lot of new sayings, very hard to remember without recording everything.

 

Oh, just remembered this one:

Got the Merryweather bunker sell mission last night, one of the Insurgent passengers jumps out and comes running at me and says "bend over, here I come".

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Guest
9 minutes ago, kcole4001 said:

and later Tony is dancing down on the floor nearby and says "I'm working the room".

The first time I noticed Tony dancing on the main floor, I was really pleased, for they made it look like he is really cutting loose and having a good time, while he normally always looks a bit stressed out. Tony is also an actually decent dancer :)

 

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kcole4001

I really thought I'd mostly ignore the club content (never was my thing IRL), but I'm very pleased with it so far.

Offers some nice variety and it's not as needy as other businesses, it's a good balance.

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Battle Scars

An LSPD cop saying "You ain't got no sense, god give a rock" or something like that, heard another cop saying that we ain't smart either

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Forza Harrd

Lady on the phone: "...it's my favorite celebrity sister!" (or something like that)...then "...because you're unreliable, you have horrible BO, and there is footage on the internet of you having sex with animals!"

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IceDree

Ya f*cking Noob ...

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Mazawattee

"Ya f*ckin' penis!"

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Guest

I'm not sure, for it was a bit oddly pronounced, but I think someone called me a "Putz!" yesterday :D

(that's a Yiddish term being quite on par with "D*ckhead" - like many Yiddish insults, come to think of it)

 

I was partly raised by an old Jewish Lady in our neighborhood, so that one really made me smile in fond memories.

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SqualidCoyote

"That shook me up!"

 

A great response to a massive armoured truck with a machine gun suddenly appearing out of nowhere at 120mph before running over a gathering of prostitutes and then reversing back over them to make sure.

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Lance Mayhem
22 minutes ago, SqualidCoyote said:

"That shook me up!"

 

A great response to a massive armoured truck with a machine gun suddenly appearing out of nowhere at 120mph before running over a gathering of prostitutes and then reversing back over them to make sure.

I like that one because it's so self-centered. 

 

You know when he saw his buddies later he was all "Dude, you wouldn't believe the day I'm having!" Never mind the kind of day the victims had. 

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