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Funniest things NPCs say.

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Mr Spanky
2 hours ago, AtmaDarkwolf said:

you sure? I mean ive not heard them say that tranny phrase since sometime last year (before i reinstalled gtav)

 

and the fat people bit, im pretty sure that too is on the ball, i remember a few big people when i played before, but not 9 out of every 10 on the street. (That's a bit of an exaggeration, but near the edges of the city u see a lot of large people, and about 50/50 in downtown areas now)

I still hear the tranny comment regularly 

 

As for the fatties, you must be hanging out in all the wrong places

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Lance Mayhem
3 hours ago, Up2NoGood45 said:

Have you guys ever paid attention to the security guards at the mansion in the contact mission where you have to repossess 2 cars for Simeon?  The one where you have to hack the keypad and then get the wanted stars as soon as you take a car?  The guards are hilarious, they use big, sophisticated words.  I can't really remember it right now but it's pretty funny compared to the rest of the cops. 

I'll have to play Rich Man In Richman again and let them say something next time. 

 

Thanks for the tip. 

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Shortened quote: I was using up too much toner.

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SeberHusky

I found myself having memorized the Korean woman ped's "Stooooopid"  quote and I say it in real life now,  lol  And that one douchebag dude that goes WOOOAAAHHH  in that weird voice when you jack his car. I must have met him like 20 times by now..

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SirWillC

I hear enemies shout COCKSUCKER in battle while playing as my female character, couldn't get any better than that.

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FuturePastNow

Poodles are agents of SATAN. Can you help me feed my 57 cats?

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chainsoar
12 hours ago, Mr Spanky said:

As for the fatties, you must be hanging out in all the wrong places

More like all the right places, if you know what I am saying

 

 

Aww ye

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kcole4001

For the record, I heard an npc driver use the tranny comment today.

If you're not hearing it, you're not cutting off enough other drivers.

Please try and keep up.   :lol:

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MarczXD

OhOhO FuUuUcKK

 

Hahaha, i love this one

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hugh750

today while i was driving to my office an npc driver behind me said "it's 4:20 somewhere" and he hits my car.🤣

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S1N0D3UTSCHT3K

some of the funny ones that are a lot less common to hear than the 'dick without a dick' and 'midget f*ckers' and 'gotta take a shower' and all the best gems, are the ones where 2 NPCs are arguing, like 'I don't gotta show I'm tough. I know I'm tough' or 'you got f*ckED UP' 😜

 

one i heard a short while back that I hadn't heard or don't remember hearing (and been playing regularly since og last gen release hhh)

(10:07 ... it should auto-play there but otherwise it's only like 10 seconds at 10:07)

 

bitchez know i chin check fools XD

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Justklt95

"I just walked by a steaming pile of sh*t"

 

My friends favorite is "you got perty lips"

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Aghakhi

So far I've heard some true gems that were also mentioned several times on this thread already :D

 

But very few phrases beats the legendary Mendoza's hit, Mendoza's been f*cking hit! 

I've lost count of how many times the poor guy's been hit already 😁

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chainsoar

Am I imagining it or have they slipped in some new ones? Lately I've been hearing some I don't remember hearing before, mostly from NPCs in combat. For example I now hear certain NPC enemies yelling about 'Franco' being hit.

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