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Funniest things NPCs say.

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Dr.Rosenthal
Posted (edited)

I very much dislike the terminator Koreans during I/E steal missions, but I love how the say "Suck my diiuuee" lol

Edited by Dr.Rosenthal

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Verbal Soze

^hahaha and don't forget the triads in gunrunning buggy sell missions "you should go home" and then they stepped on a mine

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Sn00ps06

Sh*t d*ck. Hear me sh*t d*ck!

 

I hear this all the time!

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Dark_Angel_39412

Not an NPC per say but Self Radio "This song reminds me of drug abuse" turns out the song is This is Me from The Greatest Showman

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Battle Scars

Was being chased by the po po and one of them yells "I'm gonna get that idiot" - not heard that before.. Cops sure are dumb, had set up a proxy bmb on a container ship at the docks, dipstick steps on it and screams f**k and dies

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kcole4001

My fave from V is the simple "wwwOwwwwwwwww!!!!"

Always amusing.

 

My all time favorite is from IV, if I remember correctly - when you carjack an older black gent and he says: "I ain't walkin!"

I'd look for their cars to steal just to hear that.

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IceDree
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"If I don't get a Glory Hole pie in my mouth right now, I'm gonna kick somebody's ass"

 



A lady with a thick Midwestern accent near the Maze Area. She was obsessed with me pie, I was having a dinner break during the mission Blow Up & she was fuming over it on the phone, mentioned it in several phone calls while coming & going.

 

She reminded me of the Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts radio commercial in VC. I lost count on how many times I heard that commercial over the past 16 years (!!!) just to listen to Get Down Saturday Night lol.

 

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Added spoiler tags.

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