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Funniest things NPCs say.


Tritium

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Due to an NPC enemy getting killed, his fellow enemy said "dick!" Right after his friend was killed after saying "drop your".

 

The end result turned out to be a perfect "drop your dick"

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go into the movie studio and eyeball at the guard there,real up close, what he says is pretty funny.

 

last time he said, "well look ,i'm not a cop of fib so I can still shoot you now and ask questions later"

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Ahh f*ck! I heard a lot of funny sh*t but don't quite remember what they said. :/

 

I think it was something like "Hey why didn't you reply to my message? I sent you a pick of my new puppies! What, no, I'm talking about my titties not actual puppies!" Lmao!

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Standing in front of Weazel (my apt) one day, and some NPC on her cellphone was going on and on about f*cking her boss for some promotion. The most common phrase I get called is f*cking cocksucker when I car jack any hispanic person. The mechanic goes from straight to gay that too is a trip.

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Pretty much every line from the tweakers in Sandy Shores never gets old. I'll actually play Sandy Survival just to hear the dialogue.

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A female NPC on a mobile said something along the lines of " I dont care if he's married. I need a fix of d**k." I cant remember it exactly but it was to that affect. I tried honking at her to indicate I had her fix but she ran off. :p

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Pretty much every line from the tweakers in Sandy Shores never gets old. I'll actually play Sandy Survival just to hear the dialogue.

"Looks like someone had a little too much incest last night"

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"HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!" was said by this woman, (see below) shortly before she died of totally natural causes.

 

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There's a lot of honorable mentions for the funniest.
But I can easily tell you which is by far the most annoying...

"Did you know diet soda is actually worse for you?"

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Pretty much every line from the tweakers in Sandy Shores never gets old. I'll actually play Sandy Survival just to hear the dialogue.

"Looks like someone had a little too much incest last night"

 

"Don't you look at me that way..." (homophobic implications?)

"Yer f*ckin' dead, dead, dead!"

"sh*t for brains!"

"Go get f*cked!"

"Son of a BIIIIIIIITCH!!!"

"You, mother f*cker..."

"You must be lost, friend."

"Hey, sh*tbird!" (not sure if that's correct)

"Die! Die! Die!"

"Yer dead!"

"Come on then..."

 

I think they're all funny because of the accents.

 

Also, the bums under the freeway say some tweaker ass sh*t...

"Mother f*ckin' spaceship look like a mother f*ckin' UFO!"

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I've played for many many hours and still hear new stuff. A couple of days ago I heard an NPC say into their phone:

 

"Yeah, it's probably illegal to stuff a dwarf with cocaine and use him as a pinata".

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