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Tritium

Funniest things NPCs say.

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Tritium

Due to an NPC enemy getting killed, his fellow enemy said "dick!" Right after his friend was killed after saying "drop your".

 

The end result turned out to be a perfect "drop your dick"

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Ninja_Gear

Mechanic:

 

You f*cking, f*ckER!!!!

YOU f*ckER, go suck a cock!

Fat f*ck. Liberal asshole!

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A Maned Wolf

"Bend over, here it comessssssssssss!"

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KatieTheCookie

Cookie

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godziller

I smoke weed to get knowledge.

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Ninja_Gear

Sounds like someone had a little to much incest last night!

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marco-polo

"Dick tickler"

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JohnWeazel

My favorite is when one of them yells: "F*ck me in the ass!"

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Xavierr

go into the movie studio and eyeball at the guard there,real up close, what he says is pretty funny.

 

last time he said, "well look ,i'm not a cop of fib so I can still shoot you now and ask questions later"

Edited by Xavierr

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iheartlondon1969

my favorite one was "listen,its always 420 somewhere"

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Choppers

"Sh*t dick! Ya hear me, sh*t dick!?

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MrJaffaJugs

A cop once yelled at me "Stop your car you f*cking piece of sh*t!"

 

I transformed and crushed his ass

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CHIEFSTA

Ahh f*ck! I heard a lot of funny sh*t but don't quite remember what they said. :/

 

I think it was something like "Hey why didn't you reply to my message? I sent you a pick of my new puppies! What, no, I'm talking about my titties not actual puppies!" Lmao!

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Steve

Standing in front of Weazel (my apt) one day, and some NPC on her cellphone was going on and on about f*cking her boss for some promotion. The most common phrase I get called is f*cking cocksucker when I car jack any hispanic person. The mechanic goes from straight to gay that too is a trip.

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SFBryan18

Pretty much every line from the tweakers in Sandy Shores never gets old. I'll actually play Sandy Survival just to hear the dialogue.

Edited by SFBryan18

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Nomad0202

Stole an old woman's car. She yelled at me "I'm phoning Weazel News". Good luck with that grandma.

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Steve

Boneyard is a trip, I pretty much play it to for the same reason. Chester is down ! Reloading

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NeoNegro

"Someone's on the rag..."

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Malibu454

"You Look Like A Tranny" I hear that alot..

Is that cause I have a girl character??

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Headdogg81

A female NPC on a mobile said something along the lines of " I dont care if he's married. I need a fix of d**k." I cant remember it exactly but it was to that affect. I tried honking at her to indicate I had her fix but she ran off. :p

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MantisFang

You are a balloon animal man.

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EyeMacHunt

Pretty much every line from the tweakers in Sandy Shores never gets old. I'll actually play Sandy Survival just to hear the dialogue.

"Looks like someone had a little too much incest last night"

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abnorm

"Why are all married men taken?"

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reform

Mendoza's been hit... Mendoza's been f*cking hit!

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Omnifarious

"HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!" was said by this woman, (see below) shortly before she died of totally natural causes.

 

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Edited by Omnifarious

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Mr. Reaper.

There's a lot of honorable mentions for the funniest.
But I can easily tell you which is by far the most annoying...

"Did you know diet soda is actually worse for you?"

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Juanfartez

Rammed into a npc's car and he said " Oh it's ok, my car fixes itself."

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SFBryan18

 

Pretty much every line from the tweakers in Sandy Shores never gets old. I'll actually play Sandy Survival just to hear the dialogue.

"Looks like someone had a little too much incest last night"

 

"Don't you look at me that way..." (homophobic implications?)

"Yer f*ckin' dead, dead, dead!"

"sh*t for brains!"

"Go get f*cked!"

"Son of a BIIIIIIIITCH!!!"

"You, mother f*cker..."

"You must be lost, friend."

"Hey, sh*tbird!" (not sure if that's correct)

"Die! Die! Die!"

"Yer dead!"

"Come on then..."

 

I think they're all funny because of the accents.

 

Also, the bums under the freeway say some tweaker ass sh*t...

"Mother f*ckin' spaceship look like a mother f*ckin' UFO!"

Edited by SFBryan18

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marco-polo

"HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!" was said by this woman, (see below) shortly before she died of totally natural causes.

 

Period?

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Scoobroid

I've played for many many hours and still hear new stuff. A couple of days ago I heard an NPC say into their phone:

 

"Yeah, it's probably illegal to stuff a dwarf with cocaine and use him as a pinata".

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