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GTA5 Online Haiku Challenge

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BitPieStudios

BitPieStudios

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Remember that time

When Watchdogs was the big cheese?

LOL it failed

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Gotthejuice187

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I drive car out garage

You start shooting away like a ********

Therefore you are a d*ckhead

 

;)

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fw3

fw3

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Four days since online.
Can't wait for Friday night fun!
Two stars at log in.

<sigh>

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ugotsmoked

ugotsmoked

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I am death.

 

All consuming.

 

Relentless, insatiable death.

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Tiny Rick

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Brightly colored cars

I like them in my garage

Haters gonna hate

 

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Look at all those bright cars

Would be a shame if

Someone tossed a sticky over there.

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TheKingChivas

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Brightly colored cars

I like them in my garage

Haters gonna hate

 

0_0.jpg

 

bxhkCi0.jpg

Look at all those bright cars

Would be a shame if

Someone tossed a sticky over there.

 

 

All ten of your cars

My contempt is equal

I make them explode

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fw3

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Brightly colored cars

I like them in my garage

Haters gonna hate

 

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bxhkCi0.jpg

Haters gonna hate!

Players gonna keep playing.

Go GiantsGiants!

 

LOL!!! :)

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ChrilLe

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I've scored top dollar grades in early high school with haiku poems, so here goes.

 

I rolled down the street

Saw someone just standing there all alone

Ran him down countless times

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Argonaut

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I've scored top dollar grades in early high school with haiku poems, so here goes.

 

I rolled down the street

Saw someone just standing there all alone

Ran him down countless times

 

It's evident! :D

 

Oh Futo

How you roll your wheels

dorifuto some more

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Happy_Killstick

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Hammer got dropped

Temple it will hit

Player face just got split

 

Was that even a Haiku ? :blush:

 

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dingodile_r89

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Hammer got dropped

Temple it will hit

Player face just got split

 

Was that even a Haiku ? :blush:

 

Saw this girl approach

A big hammer she wielded

Broken bones I got

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Testarossa

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I see a chrome adder.

What on Earth was the dick on?

I will blow it up.

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twitter // instagram

 

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EvilFuture

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Most of these haikus

Are not even structured right

Learn how to write tthem.

 

To GTA:Online:

 

I miss you dearly

My Playstation is f*cked up

We will meet again.

 

:(

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TheKingChivas

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Most of these haikus

Are not even structured right

Learn how to write tthem.

 

 

Grrrr I know...I f*cked up too (keep thinking 6 for the middle, damn it).

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EvilFuture

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I've scored top dollar grades in early high school with haiku poems, so here goes.

 

I rolled down the street

Saw someone just standing there all alone

Ran him down countless times

A haiku has 5 syllables on the first and last line, with 7 syllables in the middle. Yours has 5 WORDS on the first and last lines, and 7 words in the middle....

 

A swing and a miss. Lol

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ChrilLe

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I've scored top dollar grades in early high school with haiku poems, so here goes.

I rolled down the street

Saw someone just standing there all alone

Ran him down countless times

A haiku has 5 syllables on the first and last line, with 7 syllables in the middle. Yours has 5 WORDS on the first and last lines, and 7 words in the middle....

A swing and a miss. Lol

Ooohh sh*t. What an embarresment. Even when I claim to be one of the big guys at this sh*t. :cry:

Must have forgotten the actual golden rules from school, and didn't pay enough attention to how others wrote their on this thread. ayy lmao

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