GTA5 Online Haiku Challenge

[luisniko]

DLC, what's up?

Soon Watch Dogs gonna be up

Rockstar Games give up

[Azeyl]

You suck dick nuts son

This gta online duh

There go gun u done

Let me try again

Yellow vacca,two stickies

Bitch please,smitherines

[Azeyl]

I put three in one

Haikus about gta

With the sick word play

[Azeyl]

This isn't near fair

Cuase I'm an emcee,put here

To diss the players.

[Happy_Killstick]

Big tank so griefy

No time to waste

Small penny is out and ready

 

Vulcar Ingot safest car

Not in this world

Time to eat sticky

Street worker pickup

50 bucks for a job

Does not apply since theres no gender

 

 

Sorry i don't understand this in english

 

[Kaber]

High Life Update soon!

So many new things to buy!

Wait. What? Where are heists?

[ky1e1792]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have chlamydia,

And now so do you

[GraniteDevil]

Spare me the morons

Where are they all coming from

Online everywhere

[fw3]

Ode to My Blue Panto

Panto blue and cute.
You are fun to run and shoot.
Sell you for the loot?

[Agent_Ace]

Death death death death death.

Rhino Lazer Bugatti.

Leave a like for chop.

[Hmmm nice bike]

Hooker money glitch

"Keep your mouth shut about me...

...you hear" said Gerald

[OmchGaming]

boredom finds me here

 

complaining about a game

 

i still f*cking play

That haiku about sums up GTA:O

[Jizzle2014]

Let's have a clean race

Everyone crash at start

Same sh*t erry day

 

RR with a noob

Why you shoot the car so much

Big boom start again

 

Wearing a dumb mask

No shirt but cargo pants

Why you kill so much

[blakeney]

What is a Gerald?

Perhaps we may never know.

Keep seeking the truth!

[itrpatrick]

dogfight in the sky

flying in the fighter jet

eject, eject now

Edited July 20, 2014 by itrpatrick

[Testarossa]

Grand Theft Auto Online

Everyone is an asshole

Rockstar Games, f*ck you.

Edited July 20, 2014 by IanE55

[blakeney]

I sell my Balla

for nine thousand dollars, yet

I feel lost still

[V HoneyBadger V]

Cash Cards are for noobs

Get rid of the casuals

Rockstar money grab

[blakeney]

Make money money

take money money moneey

all in a days work

[luisniko]

Glitching's forbidden

Grind mission, Rockstar dislike

What is legit, then?

[YirbyBond00Y]

I like sports

I play golf and tennis here

Nobody else

Edited July 20, 2014 by YirbyBond00Y

[blakeney]

Johnny on the spot

Why did you go? I miss you

Its lonely now!

[RowanSane]

Numbers found in code

Will hists really pay the group

One point five million?

[BoJack Cognac]

You shoot me but I

Cannot hit you. I think that

Wall breaches are gay

Edited July 20, 2014 by BoJack Cognac

[YA BOY DIRT]

These new forums ask

What the f*ck is a Gerald?

I can't say I know

 

Rhino Tank, large and

crass, the gangs of Los Santos

hate you, as do I

 

Lamar Davis, son

Big Sitting Chief Asshole, got

Muggers on speed dial

[luisniko]

Heist still haven't come

Longer than pregnant woman

have her baby born

 

Oh yeah new update

Dudes buy expensive weapon

It's trap, but too late

[itrpatrick]

just waiting for heists

oh yay another update

fireworks are cool

[blakeney]

I can Mack funny

Bro do you even Gerald?

because kesh kerds duh!

 

 

 

 

Coke, dope and E's

You don't hear at festivals

anymore, why not?

Edited July 20, 2014 by blakeney

[Fennimoe]

You talk trash to me

 

I decide to spawn kill you

 

Your response, RAGE QUIT

[V HoneyBadger V]

Ron from TPI

Some assholes are still trying

To take what's ours