GTA5 Online Haiku Challenge

[Kaber]

I will take cover

On this wall near this gate, see

It's like 3 'chievements

 

Just pull up slow

Just barely touch the gate and

OH sh*t! Told u so

Edited April 18, 2014 by Kaber

[UnicornAssassin]

 

This thread has been bumped,

Shall I make one more haiku?

I can't be bothered.

go for it!

 

But that *was* haiku!

And I've updated my post,

To make Darkwar sad.

Edited April 18, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

another day, another service

take snapmatics cos I'm a fanatic

making sure they're all climatic cos I like em to be dramatic

 

.............terrible, I know

[luisniko]

A friend is online

Join mission, a guy comes

Connection timed out

[§†range]

Lagswitch method I hate you

It used to be so fun

Now I need a friend to retrieve the car

[RowanSane]

Five syllables first

Seven more in the middle

Five again to end

[LoA-Phantom]

Gta online

Nobody actually plays it

They just grind missions

[RowanSane]

Bullsh*t thread is locked

Bravely, haiku is revived

Ciaran, be kind

--

I play every day

Rooftop, potshot, crystal three

Or just cruise with crew

[UnicornAssassin]

SP2MP How I miss you

The reason I was still playing

F*ck you patch 1.12

Don't hate me, Sum-gUy,

But this haiku is for you,

Because your one sucked.

 

Holy sh*t. Really?

Is that the best you can do?

That is not haiku.

 

RowanSane explained,

Three posts above this one here,

How to get it right:

 

Five syllables first

Seven more in the middle

Five again to end

All you need to do,

Is learn to count syllables.

It's really not hard.

 

Just look through this thread.

Many examples exist,

Which will help you learn.

 

I'm not being an ass,

I just thought I'd let you know,

You're doing it wrong.

Edited April 19, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[§†range]

 

SP2MP How I miss you

The reason I was still playing

F*ck you patch 1.12

Holy sh*t. Really?

Is that the best you can do?

That is not haiku.

 

All you need to do,

Is learn to count syllables.

It's really not hard.

 

Just look through this thread.

Many examples exist,

Which will help you learn.

 

I'm not being an ass,

I just thought I'd let you know,

You're doing it wrong.

 

I am aware of haiku format

just dont give a sh*t

more fun to make three liner

or four not here to think

[RowanSane]

 

 

SP2MP How I miss you

The reason I was still playing

F*ck you patch 1.12

 

Holy sh*t. Really?

Is that the best you can do?

That is not haiku.

All you need to do,

Is learn to count syllables.

It's really not hard.

Just look through this thread.

Many examples exist,

Which will help you learn.

I'm not being an ass,

I just thought I'd let you know,

You're doing it wrong.

 

I am aware of haiku format

just dont give a sh*t

more fun to make three liner

or four not here to think

Haiku topic though

Maybe you and darkwar could

Start a bad rhyme thread?

[§†range]

LOL

[UnicornAssassin]

 

I am aware of haiku format

just dont give a sh*t

more fun to make three liner

or four not here to think

Haiku topic though

Maybe you and darkwar could

Start a bad rhyme thread?

 

Tremendous idea.

They can keep their sh*tty rhymes,

Out of this cool thread.

Edited April 18, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[III974III]

Let's play capture job

sh*t another bank to rob

thanks for that you knobb

[UnicornAssassin]

I will bump this thread.

If I do it in haiku,

It's legitimate.

Edited April 18, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[darkwar854]

This thread has been bumped,

Shall I make one more haiku?

I can't be bothered.

 

In fact, yes I can,

To reply to this dumbass,

Who cannot haiku.

 

How about a GTA 5 rap?

 

Racin down tha streets

goin to car meets

to street race

you gotta keep your pace

but after, don't shoot up the place

people don't like it

don't get a fit

chrome adders everywhere

gay boys in underwear

but you can't swear

we got bad sport

pc will get a sh*tty port

but at least we don't have to go to court

cuz this is GTA

look at all the money we pay

to get new cars

when we get shot we get scars

we got many bars

but can only go in one

but that's the fun

cuz this is GTA

aint got other sh*t to play

come over and make my day

cuz you glitch to say

you are rich

but you are a bitch

twankers spawnkillin you

call a stripper your boo

you got a sick dew

cuz this is GTA

better get the f*ck away

from me

my name is the B.I.G.

this is my rap

you can't top that

don't talk crap

Your rhymes are hopeless,

Worse than a seven-year-old.

Your post gave me aids.

 

Good. Rapping is better.

[LieutenantLoserz]

Play Rooftop Rumble

Do Money Glitches All Day

Then Rooftop Rumble

Edited April 18, 2014 by Broken Condom Kid

[UnicornAssassin]

@Otter said "don't spam".

Is haiku considered spam?

Only time will tell.

Edited April 25, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[LightningLord]

Driving All my Cars

 

Rhino Shooting me Right Now

 

Oh no Dead Again

[RowanSane]

Is art spam? Maybe.

Is spam art? Maybe.

Line of seven is misplaced.

--

Edit: I better

say something that's on topic.

I like driving cars.

Edited April 25, 2014 by RowanSane

[Obviously]

Freeze Freeze Freeze Freeze Freeze

Wow, Did you see that Car crash?

Nope I froze again

[Rare Echelon]

Twanker to my rear

A Lazer Jet to my front

No fear, console froze

 

I commando roll

To avoid letting them lock

SNS headshot

 

Holding down the Fort

Deny all plebs the Lazer

One by one they fall

 

In the days of old

Tales of snipers and tanks

Adventures so bold

[rickreim]

Someone just posted

That his girlfriend passed away

Heavy hearts around

[BitPieStudios]

GTA O's fun.

This haiku is not that good.

Refrigerator.

[luisniko]

Condolence, I give

To fellow member's girlfriend

I hope he is tough

 

-----

 

Rooftop Rumble, yeah

Friend shoots; document I grab

Frozen at Martin's

 

Hi Merryweather

Heli sent; pilot gets shot

Bye motherf*cker

 

Go to mission, yes

Hiding here, enemy shoots

Screen monochromed, WASTED

[Kaber]

I wish you were here

Just one more time to see you

Another spawn kill

[thehambone]

Too many assholes
I can't stand that apartment
I need to move out

Why did I ever think it was a good idea to by that 400k apartment?

[fw3]

All day, then work late.
Big hope for High Life at home.
Not today, sucker.

[RowanSane]

High life May thirteen

Watchdogs drains the populace

Heists will lure them back

[ChillerVapes]

Young child tank griefer,

 

Thinking of ruling the world,

 

Mum calls "Time for bed"