GTA5 Online Haiku Challenge

[fw3]

I just leveled up!
Level 100 - Rockets!
Wait... a grand for each?

[UnicornAssassin]

This thread, it lives on,

Brings culture to this forum,

It's sorely needed.

Edited March 24, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[RowanSane]

Necro'd thread for what?

Oh yeah poetry, that's cool

Grats on one hundred!

[luisniko]

I was notified

Someone replied to this thread

I thought it was dead

[VersaceVersace]

get on BMX

and enable passive mode

Prepare for bumper

[SNL]

Leave Eclipse Towers

Hope nobody is around

I instantly die

 

Modify my car

then exit Los santos customs

I instantly die

 

Find another player

Salute them to be friendly

I instantly die

 

Order rhino tank

Hijacked before I get in

I instantly die

[luisniko]

Got 900k

A topless Stinger, I want

But Soft-top I got

[Customizer]

I come home from work

Many hours of frustration

Pretend to kill boss

[backward_axis]

Leaked audio bits

Phone call, casino opened

Ron from TPI.

 

Rooftop Rumble, why

Not take place on a rooftop

WTF, Martin

[Mosin Nagant 91/30]

Lap dance from Nikki

Like a spider on a web

My hand is sticky

 

Call Mors Mutual

Would you like to make a claim?

No charge, beautiful

 

At store buying clothes

Take off the mask I'm wearing

What are these cornrows?

 

Greasy Simeon

Sticky bomb HPV car

To oblivion

 

Just sent a mugger

It said the guy had no cash

Broke motherf*cker

 

 

Can't.... breathe

[CJXJ220]

Merryweather sucks

Clowns fail at security

Should be Fairweather

 

Dominator called

To hook up next level sh*t

Jump off dam and die

 

Ron the intern speaks

On behalf of TPI

Trevor gets angry

 

Zoomed in on target

Gun pops up behind cover

Much damage taken

 

 

It's like we're looking

Down at Wayne's basement, only

That's not Wayne's basement......

[fw3]

Giving props to @luisniko for posting this in another thread of mine:


"Cars you collected
Were all chromed entirely
Time to grow up now"

[rickreim]

I spawn in freeroam

Finally a full lobby

Damn it froze again

[Unknown_33]

OP is a fag

this fact will always remain true

playing as tranny in gta

[Kaber]

Pulled out of garage

Did not look at map, again

BOOM! Car exploded

[Xavierr]

Drifting my futo

Sees buzzard approaching me

Well, Goodbye futo

[luisniko]

Enjoying the view

Suddenly get whacked by plane

F*ck is wrong with you?

[RowanSane]

Brian B married

(A private ceremony)

Domislive the bride

[darkwar854]

How about a GTA 5 rap?

 

Racin down tha streets

goin to car meets

to street race

you gotta keep your pace

but after, don't shoot up the place

people don't like it

don't get a fit

chrome adders everywhere

gay boys in underwear

but you can't swear

we got bad sport

pc will get a sh*tty port

but at least we don't have to go to court

cuz this is GTA

look at all the money we pay

to get new cars

when we get shot we get scars

we got many bars

but can only go in one

but that's the fun

cuz this is GTA

aint got other sh*t to play

come over and make my day

cuz you glitch to say

you are rich

but you are a bitch

twankers spawnkillin you

call a stripper your boo

you got a sick dew

cuz this is GTA

better get the f*ck away

from me

my name is the B.I.G.

this is my rap

you can't top that

don't talk crap

Edited April 18, 2014 by darkwar854

[AgentExeider]

 

Oh this thread

I have completely failed to understand

Not trying to be mean

No offense taken.

Just making fun, fresh content.

Not the same old junk.

 

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean).

 

 

Sorry but do does yours, your first line only has 4 syllables "Grand Theft Auto Cops"

[Tylomon]

Adder carries me

Through the air, I fly like bird

Right in, Zancudo

 

(Last time I try to be creative)

[THE GHETTO JEZUS]

Grand Theft Auto Online

 

Worst Online Experience

 

Ever Created

[AgentExeider]

Online is a grind

Tanks, Miniguns, own you greatly

Heists are but a dream.

[luisniko]

 

 

Oh this thread

I have completely failed to understand

Not trying to be mean

No offense taken.

Just making fun, fresh content.

Not the same old junk.

 

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean).

 

 

Sorry but do does yours, your first line only has 4 syllables "Grand Theft Auto Cops"

 

 

Huh?

Grand = 1 syllable

Theft = 1 syllable

Au = 1 syllable

to = 1 syllable

Cops = 1 syllable

Total 5 syllables..

[rickreim]

It is amazing

How people cannot haiku

G T A forums

[Rare Echelon]

In the vast distance

Explosions tremble greatly

Two words - New session

[Kaber]

Adder carries me

Through the air, I fly like bird

Right in, Zancudo

 

(Last time I try to be creative)

Get in the hanger

Get in the Lazer also

OH! Hello, Tank. BOOM!

[UnicornAssassin]

This thread has been bumped,

Shall I make one more haiku?

I can't be bothered.

 

In fact, yes I can,

To reply to this dumbass,

Who cannot haiku.

 

 

How about a GTA 5 rap?

 

Racin down tha streets

goin to car meets

to street race

you gotta keep your pace

but after, don't shoot up the place

people don't like it

don't get a fit

chrome adders everywhere

gay boys in underwear

but you can't swear

we got bad sport

pc will get a sh*tty port

but at least we don't have to go to court

cuz this is GTA

look at all the money we pay

to get new cars

when we get shot we get scars

we got many bars

but can only go in one

but that's the fun

cuz this is GTA

aint got other sh*t to play

come over and make my day

cuz you glitch to say

you are rich

but you are a bitch

twankers spawnkillin you

call a stripper your boo

you got a sick dew

cuz this is GTA

better get the f*ck away

from me

my name is the B.I.G.

this is my rap

you can't top that

don't talk crap

Your rhymes are hopeless,

Worse than a seven-year-old.

Your post gave me aids.

Edited April 18, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

This thread has been bumped,

Shall I make one more haiku?

I can't be bothered.

go for it!

[§†range]

SP2MP How I miss you

The reason I was still playing

F*ck you patch 1.12