GTA5 Online Haiku Challenge

[Xaviacat]

Sitting in my car,

someone shoots me from afar,

roll my eyes, au revoir.

 

Eyes roll, au revoir.

 

Sorry, I can't count five syllables properly!

[fw3]

Ode to Arena Wars
Turrets are useless.
Drones are fun, but too much tech.
RC Cars... so fun!
 

 

[Jenkiiii]

Love the necro, dude

Arena Wars was a bit crude     (8 syllables, I know)

Just love being rude

 

[deadx23]

Turning to a page

I'm glad jenkiiii is ok

Running I go play

[Bald Keewee]

Plagued by rocket bikes

This city no longer safe

Passive here I come

 

until.....

 

Ghostly Akula

Silently sneaks right by them

While I flip the bird

Edited January 23, 2019 by X Mr Meaner X

[RUFF_inthejungle]

Greed craven C*ckstar

Grand Theft broomstick no more car

All for a shark card

[J-Scott-D]

RC Bandito

The time for payback is here

I blow up tryhards

[kcole4001]

new content beckons

cargobob explodes again

flying bike speeds work

[KazzMajol]

bunker, sweet bunker,

full to the brim with weapons,

yet another mil

[Tomtomsengermany]

Ich klaue Vorräte für Bunker und MC

you came out of the blue, on your OP

los molinillos mueren antes de tiempo

sans génie et sans esprit

Psycho

 

Edited February 8, 2019 by Tomtomsengermany

[Gridl0k]

I may be standing

still as the snow in winter

but I will kill you