GTA5 Online Haiku Challenge

[fw3]

For those unfamiliar with traditional Haiku, it is a poem that consists of three lines, broken into syllables: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. They don't need to rhyme, though bonus kudos if you can. Have fun!

Here's mine:

Grand Theft Auto Cops
Run me down while I'm walking
One star death sentence

[gear999]

Oh this thread

I have completely failed to understand

Not trying to be mean

[MantisFang]

boredom finds me here

 

complaining about a game

 

i still f*cking play

Edited February 1, 2014 by MantisFang

[fw3]

Oh this thread

I have completely failed to understand

Not trying to be mean

No offense taken.

Just making fun, fresh content.

Not the same old junk.

 

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean).

Edited February 1, 2014 by fw3

[j0hn_d0e]

Every day I play

 

GTA Online is all

 

My life is so sad

[luisniko]

LSC I go

 

Spend money to pimp my ride

 

And get blown outside

[gear999]

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean).

Oh all those numbers

They sound like police codes

I have no time to count syllables

[luisniko]

 

(and not for nothing, but your Haiku failed. 5-7-5, not 3-10-6... you could have at least tried instead of being not-mean).

Oh all those numbers

They sound like police codes

I have no time to count syllables

 

 

I think you're much more perfect with Doge poem like this:

 

Very numbers

Much police codes

Wow

Too syllables

 

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Ok here's more haiku. I love this thread.

 

A salute I throw

To that one random player

Bullets in my head

[Sir Michael]

Haven't done these since 5th grade. Here I go...



I get killed by trolls.

Then I call up Pegasus.

Spawn kill with my tank.



Sums up most high-level noobs nowadays. Lol

Edited February 1, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[j0hn_d0e]

My Mechanic says

 

the scratch was there before

 

boom - head shot I say

[mo-seph]

Oh my Mechanic

Scratch was already there right

Thou shall meet bullet

[WavyWeazel]

I just ride my bike

 

But you still shoot me to death

 

Why do you fear me?

[gear999]

I try again

Don't know how much syllables that first sentence was

I'm going back to GTA

[Killzone3265]

look down there a tank

 

oh wait it is coming here

 

explode all around

[luisniko]

I try again

Don't know how much syllables that first sentence was

I'm going back to GTA

 

Told you to stay with Doge..

 

Or you can google

Of what a syllable means

Before you write more

[mo-seph]

I just ride my bike

 

But you still shoot me to death

 

Why do you fear me?

BMX rider

How you atrract bullets

Your so magnetic

[MantisFang]

incredible rage

building up inside my ass

toilet paper heist

[StewNorth]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER !!!

[mo-seph]

We love Free roam fun

Grinding missions for money

Its about cash cards

 

 

Gta forum

We type more than we can play

Passing time online

Edited February 1, 2014 by mo-seph

[Bus Rider 1]

Rhino tank drivers

Can't handle the chrome Adders

Boom goes the Chradder

Edited February 1, 2014 by Nakura

[JKan420]

Lap dance from Nikki

Like a spider on a web

My hand is sticky

 

Call Mors Mutual

Would you like to make a claim?

No charge, beautiful

 

At store buying clothes

Take off the mask I'm wearing

What are these cornrows?

 

Greasy Simeon

Sticky bomb HPV car

To oblivion

 

Just sent a mugger

It said the guy had no cash

Broke motherf*cker

Edited February 1, 2014 by JKan420

[luisniko]

Little kids around

Uses mic just to say that

My mom's f*cked by them

 

Want to wear a hat

Wrong press, wear a mask instead

It's gonna be bad

 

Oh dear Rockstar Games

We love GTA Online

But not your Cash Cards

[I.haigh]

Sniping fools all day,

Make them quit or run away,

Heavy sniper, Yay!

 

EDIT: messed up the last line, lol.

Edited February 1, 2014 by I.haigh

[fw3]

Lap dance from Nikki

Like a spider on a web

My hand is sticky

 

Call Mors Mutual

Would you like to make a claim?

No charge, beautiful

 

At store buying clothes

Take off the mask I'm wearing

What are these cornrows?

 

Greasy Simeon

Sticky bomb HPV car

To oblivion

 

Just sent a mugger

It said the guy had no cash

Broke motherf*cker

These are great, my man!

Made me laugh reading them all!

But mugger killed me!

 

(see what I did there? Mugger "killed me?" HA!)

[LeAristocrat]

Is Rockstar clever

Like Michael, Franklin, Trevor

Hope game gets better

[I.haigh]

Is Rockstar clever

Like Michael, Franklin, Trevor

Hope game gets better

Lol

[sadpandamakeup]

Got pitted lost race

Opponent jerks off on win screen

Semen taste bitter

Edited February 1, 2014 by sadpandamakeup

[Drive_ByShooting]

The next time I see

A horrible chrome adder

It will be destroyed

[Bus Rider 1]

 

 

Oh an Online race

1,2,3, goes the countdown

No turbo, dafuk?

Another Car meet

Fifteen different PVs

Then a Rhino Tank...

Racing with cycles

Oh a ramp to the finnish

I kiss the pavement

See Tow truck towing

Maximum over-rustle

My face when frozen:

[Ninjambie]

I rig my car. Boom!

 

You mad, place bounty on me.

 

I laugh, kill you left.