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fw3

GTA5 Online Haiku Challenge

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luisniko

DLC, what's up?

Soon Watch Dogs gonna be up

Rockstar Games give up

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Azeyl

You suck dick nuts son

This gta online duh

There go gun u done

Let me try again

Yellow vacca,two stickies

Bitch please,smitherines

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Azeyl

I put three in one

Haikus about gta

With the sick word play

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Azeyl

This isn't near fair

Cuase I'm an emcee,put here

To diss the players.

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Happy_Killstick
Big tank so griefy
No time to waste
Small penny is out and ready

 

Vulcar Ingot safest car

Not in this world
Time to eat sticky
Street worker pickup
50 bucks for a job
Does not apply since theres no gender

 

 

Sorry i don't understand this in english :blush:

 

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Kaber

High Life Update soon!

So many new things to buy!

Wait. What? Where are heists?

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ky1e1792

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have chlamydia,

And now so do you

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GraniteDevil

Spare me the morons

Where are they all coming from

Online everywhere

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fw3

Ode to My Blue Panto

Panto blue and cute.
You are fun to run and shoot.
Sell you for the loot?

0_0.jpg

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Agent_Ace

Death death death death death.

Rhino Lazer Bugatti.

Leave a like for chop.

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Hmmm nice bike

Hooker money glitch

"Keep your mouth shut about me...

...you hear" said Gerald

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OmchGaming

boredom finds me here

 

complaining about a game

 

i still f*cking play

That haiku about sums up GTA:O

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Jizzle2014

Let's have a clean race

Everyone crash at start

Same sh*t erry day

 

RR with a noob

Why you shoot the car so much

Big boom start again

 

Wearing a dumb mask

No shirt but cargo pants

Why you kill so much

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blakeney

What is a Gerald?

Perhaps we may never know.

Keep seeking the truth!

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itrpatrick

dogfight in the sky

flying in the fighter jet

eject, eject now

Edited by itrpatrick

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Testarossa

Grand Theft Auto Online

Everyone is an asshole

Rockstar Games, f*ck you.

Edited by IanE55

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blakeney

I sell my Balla

for nine thousand dollars, yet

I feel lost still

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V HoneyBadger V

Cash Cards are for noobs

Get rid of the casuals

Rockstar money grab

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blakeney

Make money money

take money money moneey

all in a days work

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luisniko

Glitching's forbidden

Grind mission, Rockstar dislike

What is legit, then?

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YirbyBond00Y

I like sports

I play golf and tennis here

Nobody else

Edited by YirbyBond00Y

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blakeney

Johnny on the spot

Why did you go? I miss you

Its lonely now!

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RowanSane

Numbers found in code

Will hists really pay the group

One point five million?

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BoJack Cognac

You shoot me but I

Cannot hit you. I think that

Wall breaches are gay

Edited by BoJack Cognac

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YA BOY DIRT

These new forums ask

What the f*ck is a Gerald?

I can't say I know

 

Rhino Tank, large and

crass, the gangs of Los Santos

hate you, as do I

 

Lamar Davis, son

Big Sitting Chief Asshole, got

Muggers on speed dial

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luisniko

Heist still haven't come

Longer than pregnant woman

have her baby born

 

Oh yeah new update

Dudes buy expensive weapon

It's trap, but too late

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itrpatrick

just waiting for heists

oh yay another update

fireworks are cool

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blakeney

I can Mack funny

Bro do you even Gerald?

because kesh kerds duh!

 

 

 

 

Coke, dope and E's

You don't hear at festivals

anymore, why not?

Edited by blakeney

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Fennimoe

You talk trash to me

 

I decide to spawn kill you

 

Your response, RAGE QUIT

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V HoneyBadger V

Ron from TPI

Some assholes are still trying

To take what's ours

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