Where the old ladies at?

[Governator]

Murdering old ladies was a great pastime of mine in GTA games. I remember this one time where a car tipped over and landed on an old ladies head in GTA IV, but alas, I haven't found many old ladies in GTAV. I did find one, but apart from that I haven't found any others to set on fire.

So if you know any good locations to go hunting, or just want to post about your "work", please do so here.

Edited February 1, 2014 by Deathmaker158

[marco-polo]

I remember this one time where a car tipped over and landed on an old ladies head in GTA IV.

 

Wonderful story

 

Yeah i haven't come across many at all, not that i purposely go looking for GILFS.

What age bracket you thinking?

[Governator]

 

I remember this one time where a car tipped over and landed on an old ladies head in GTA IV.

 

Wonderful story

 

Yeah i haven't come across many at all, not that i purposely go looking for GILFS.

What age bracket you thinking?

I'd say 50+, though I may lower it if I get desperate.

[marco-polo]

Oldest bird i've come across.. Would tap?

 

 

EDIT: The name of this thread is still making me crack up

Edited February 1, 2014 by marco-polo

[BrownMattHall]

they all got plastic surgery to look younger bc its LA

[Governator]

they all got plastic surgery to look younger bc its LA

Sounds pretty legit at this point

Edited February 1, 2014 by Deathmaker158

[MantisFang]

They are busy murdering your cats

Edited February 1, 2014 by MantisFang

[am30]

OP needs help.....

[j0hn_d0e]

"I haven't come across many old women".

 

Never a truer word has been spoken,

[Governator]

OP needs help.....

Quite right, feel free to help me find some online.

[fw3]

Instead of hunting these older ladies, perhaps you could just take them out for a nice chicken dinner and treat them with affection?

[j0hn_d0e]

DEMON !!!!

[MantisFang]

That, good sir.

 

Is a Demon.

[Governator]

A woman that can make her own meals at such an age, nice.

Edited February 1, 2014 by Deathmaker158

[dewtech]

Most of them seem to be on the forums moaning about shark cards...

[am30]

 

OP needs help.....

Quite right, feel free to help me find some online.

 

 

Not that kind of help I was thinking of...

[djmatao]

does she have a horn in her head... im so scared right now

 

Instead of hunting these older ladies, perhaps you could just take them out for a nice chicken dinner and treat them with affection?

[MajorWhytey]

Murdering old ladies was a great pastime of mine in GTA games. I remember this one time where a car tipped over and landed on an old ladies head in GTA IV, but alas, I haven't found many old ladies in GTAV. I did find one, but apart from that I haven't found any others to set on fire.

So if you know any good locations to go hunting, or just want to post about your "work", please do so here.

 

This made me laugh...a lot.

[High_Pockets]

 

 

 

I found this ol' gal standing in a dumpster.

Despite here best efforts she was not able to run through nor was she artificially intelligent enough to climb out.

So being the good guy I am I did the only decent thing and liberated her with sticky bomb euthanasia.

 

In GTA 5 I've definitely seen the frail, white-haired pistol-packing grandma that we all remember from previous games.

You can possibly find them in the industrial areas and ghettos of east los or up in blaine county around the trailer homes.

[Governator]

 

 

 

I found this ol' gal standing in a dumpster.

Despite here best efforts she was not able to run through nor was she artificially intelligent enough to climb out.

So being the good guy I am I did the only decent thing and liberated her with sticky bomb euthanasia.

 

In GTA 5 I've definitely seen the frail, white-haired pistol-packing grandma that we all remember from previous games.

You can possibly find them in the industrial areas and ghettos of east los or up in blaine county around the trailer homes.

Nice pics of granny. I'll check out the locations you recommended.

[dewtech]

I can't believe someone would just throw out an old lady like that

[elless777]

Murdering old ladies was a great pastime of mine in GTA games. I remember this one time where a car tipped over and landed on an old ladies head in GTA IV, but alas, I haven't found many old ladies in GTAV. I did find one, but apart from that I haven't found any others to set on fire.

So if you know any good locations to go hunting, or just want to post about your "work", please do so here.

 

There is something very very wrong with you.

[Lisha]

Yeah, I used to always kill that old granny in GTA IV that would call Niko a moron.

[LeAristocrat]

Instead of hunting these older ladies, perhaps you could just take them out for a nice chicken dinner and treat them with affection?

 

Wtf, what is that on her forehead!

[Governator]

 

Instead of hunting these older ladies, perhaps you could just take them out for a nice chicken dinner and treat them with affection?

 

Wtf, what is that on her forehead!It's a feature that scares away rookie hunters. Leave that old lady to the veteran granny hunters.

[Average white guy]

Instead of hunting these older ladies, perhaps you could just take them out for a nice chicken dinner and treat them with affection?

 

Trevor would so bang that.

[Zondar]

 

Instead of hunting these older ladies, perhaps you could just take them out for a nice chicken dinner and treat them with affection?

 

Wtf, what is that on her forehead!

Is it wrong that I want to taste it?

[Governator]

 

 

Instead of hunting these older ladies, perhaps you could just take them out for a nice chicken dinner and treat them with affection?

Wtf, what is that on her forehead!

Is it wrong that I want to taste it?

Sexually? No.

[Scoobroid]

 

 

Instead of hunting these older ladies, perhaps you could just take them out for a nice chicken dinner and treat them with affection?

Wtf, what is that on her forehead!

Is it wrong that I want to taste it?

 

 

What do you want to taste? The chicken...or, oh! You want to lick the horn don't you? Hmmm?

[Headdogg81]

This thread is wrong on so many levels.... Me likey!

 

To those saying he is sick or in need of help... come on its just a game. If the OP was claiming it was in RL it would be completely different but let him blow off some steam grannys.