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on vcpr "hey i just thought of a poem.  if i had a flower for every time i thought of you, i'd walk forever in a garden" then the host says something like "i just thought of a poem too, Shut Up You Stupid People"  that makes me laugh every time
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I really love that Phil Cassady mission were he blows his arm off and ya have to take him to some place

 

*Are the roads made out of jello?*

*look at all those...spoons*

*spoony woony... woo woo woony*

*man I see a huge light.. its beutiful man*

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Mommy? She's must be sleeping.....You're like my bad doll, Mr. Livingston. He's a BAD DOLL. BAD DOLL! But my mom's fine, thanks for asking.

 

Hey, you're not holding that right, let me show you

 

Oooo...I just peeeeeded myself

 

Try a little harder next time!

 

Wait there, I'll sing to you

 

What is this? eh, katooshka?

 

It's the root of all evil...give me some

 

Let's settle this like men...with guns

 

YES? YOU WERE SAYING?

 

Thats it? THAT'S IT!?

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are you lot about 12 years old?

 

how sad is it laughing at these things?

 

very !

That's not sad, you are.

 

Anyways in a kaufman cab on the cb "Ms.#@$@ (forgot her lady) needs to be picked up"

then the driver comes on "tell her  to eat sh*t" or something like that.

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Guns don't kill people, I do

"But I'm 22!"

 

"Screw you, you sick sone of a b*tch!"

 

"Get the HELL out of the way!"

 

once i saw two guys in swim trunks on a faggio, then when i jacked it, one of them hummed in a very girly way

 

"Oh, go toss some salad!"

 

I think the "Hey, it's Mr. V" sounds alot like the Fonz

 

on Wildstyle FM:

OLD LADY:  oh, i don't feel so good...

RAPPER: uh oh, i think this lady's havin' a RAP ATTACK!

 

^that one got me :D

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VCPR: Mother- Yesterday, my youngest daughter killed the post man, but atleast he was trying.

 

Some black guy: Move that piece of sh*t out of the puckin (or somethin like that) road!

 

Police Radio: Johnson- Hey Muller, why don't you get off that microphone and start fighting crime you dumb azzh0le?

Muller- You're the azzh0le.

 

And also the call with Big Mitch Baker on V-Rock, haha, crappin hair bands till Christmas, ah too funny.

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"Oh, go toss some salad!"

hahah. thats funny.

 

at school we did this role play and i was the dad and i asked for my "son" to toss the salad. i laughed so hard in the middle of it we lost so many makrs. and when you asked if we are 12. i m 13 so u r offending me. i m a year older u retard

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in the donught commercial "I like to lick the goowee batter on the outside.. then THRUST! my tounge on the inside.. I like to get the batter all over my face!"

 

" I think children should grow up in Florida to ride rollercoasters"

 

on the job mission when u drive the taxi.. that fat dude says.. "o, ur driving! I cant wait to tell this to my class"

 

:im practicing my 2nd ammendment azzh0le!"

 

:pp

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fo'get about it mario

 

*gun shot* you don't need it anyway

 

*KA-BOOM*"NO MORE BIRD sh*t ON MY CAR EH?"

 

say goodnight mr diaz

 

"the boys need a little company. can you help us out tom?" I know just the girl"   *down the bottom of the screen* go and collect mercedes. that cracked me up

 

do u notice that the people always wait until they are out of the car before they say stuff like "you can't take that" and "hey thats mine"

 

i love this game ;)

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