NameLess Posted December 7, 2002 Author Share Posted December 7, 2002 Tommy says in a retarded way to a cop: "I guess ya got me Mr. Policeman" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=604802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothernewbie Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 I ran into one of the hookers outside the condo, and she said "Don't make me geet my peemp!" I don't know why that makes me laugh.... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=606127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppet_ksk Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 I ran into one of the hookers outside the condo, and she said "Don't make me geet my peemp!"I don't know why that makes me laugh.... pimp Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=606155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothernewbie Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Peemp! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=606166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameLess Posted December 7, 2002 Author Share Posted December 7, 2002 Ha,ha! Your scaring me!-VCPR Happy Lady Goth: I've seen dead puppys before... Happy Lady: mmmm... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=606534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boardstyles Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 on vcpr "hey i just thought of a poem. if i had a flower for every time i thought of you, i'd walk forever in a garden" then the host says something like "i just thought of a poem too, Shut Up You Stupid People" that makes me laugh every time Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=607955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkoyen Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 When I crash into someone... 'I gotta tell ya, I'm not insured' and of course all the other ones listed above. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=607979 Share on other sites More sharing options...
materiality Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Maurice Chavez: "Hey, this is Pressing issues, not Pressing Maurice" "Hey hey it's mr. V" Cop: "Don't make me run" "You make me run and i'll get all sweaty" Lazy cops Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=612632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gangsta_Dmac Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 I really love that Phil Cassady mission were he blows his arm off and ya have to take him to some place *Are the roads made out of jello?* *look at all those...spoons* *spoony woony... woo woo woony* *man I see a huge light.. its beutiful man* Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=613447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chang Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 I dropped my control and fellings to the floor, when this poor lady got jacked...The jacker said: "Now Get Lost,...AND DON'T SQUELL!!!!" I had to stop playing cuz I was laughings so hard! I Chang Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=613918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Mommy? She's must be sleeping.....You're like my bad doll, Mr. Livingston. He's a BAD DOLL. BAD DOLL! But my mom's fine, thanks for asking. Hey, you're not holding that right, let me show you Oooo...I just peeeeeded myself Try a little harder next time! Wait there, I'll sing to you What is this? eh, katooshka? It's the root of all evil...give me some Let's settle this like men...with guns YES? YOU WERE SAYING? Thats it? THAT'S IT!? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=614077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gangsta_Dmac Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I like the love fist commercial... "lock your daughter.. shoot your son.. Hi Dad! BOOM!" that always gets me Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=614435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
runnerb1 Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 are you lot about 12 years old? how sad is it laughing at these things? very ! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=614915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
machete-onurmum Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 maurice chavez from VCPR : "ur not a big shot, ur not even a medium shot,ur an azzh0le !" lol lol lol Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=614922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diablo_Hitman Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 are you lot about 12 years old? how sad is it laughing at these things? very ! That's not sad, you are. Anyways in a kaufman cab on the cb "Ms.#@$@ (forgot her lady) needs to be picked up" then the driver comes on "tell her to eat sh*t" or something like that. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=615625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns don't kill people, I do Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 "But I'm 22!" "Screw you, you sick sone of a b*tch!" "Get the HELL out of the way!" once i saw two guys in swim trunks on a faggio, then when i jacked it, one of them hummed in a very girly way "Oh, go toss some salad!" I think the "Hey, it's Mr. V" sounds alot like the Fonz on Wildstyle FM: OLD LADY: oh, i don't feel so good... RAPPER: uh oh, i think this lady's havin' a RAP ATTACK! ^that one got me Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=616058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibiseph7 Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 I like when your'e fighting the cops sometimes you say "I am NOT resisting arrest!!!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=617949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickerD Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 VCPR: Mother- Yesterday, my youngest daughter killed the post man, but atleast he was trying. Some black guy: Move that piece of sh*t out of the puckin (or somethin like that) road! Police Radio: Johnson- Hey Muller, why don't you get off that microphone and start fighting crime you dumb azzh0le? Muller- You're the azzh0le. And also the call with Big Mitch Baker on V-Rock, haha, crappin hair bands till Christmas, ah too funny. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=618304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppet_ksk Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 "Oh, go toss some salad!" hahah. thats funny. at school we did this role play and i was the dad and i asked for my "son" to toss the salad. i laughed so hard in the middle of it we lost so many makrs. and when you asked if we are 12. i m 13 so u r offending me. i m a year older u retard Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=618448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gangsta_Dmac Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 in the donught commercial "I like to lick the goowee batter on the outside.. then THRUST! my tounge on the inside.. I like to get the batter all over my face!" " I think children should grow up in Florida to ride rollercoasters" on the job mission when u drive the taxi.. that fat dude says.. "o, ur driving! I cant wait to tell this to my class" :im practicing my 2nd ammendment azzh0le!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=620051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppet_ksk Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 on the job mission when u drive the taxi.. that fat dude says.. "o, ur driving! I cant wait to tell this to my class" "a passenger, wait til i tell the group about this" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=620064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameLess Posted December 18, 2002 Author Share Posted December 18, 2002 Announcer: Germs are running like refuges! ***WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!*** ***Blugs, Blugs, Blugs, Blugs!*** ____ Lock up your daughters.*lockingsound* Shoot your sons..*loading*Dad!*boom*. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=620114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja4H Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 "Knife after dark...rated R, for Retarted" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=620481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Dude Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 fo'get about it mario *gun shot* you don't need it anyway *KA-BOOM*"NO MORE BIRD sh*t ON MY CAR EH?" say goodnight mr diaz "the boys need a little company. can you help us out tom?" I know just the girl" *down the bottom of the screen* go and collect mercedes. that cracked me up do u notice that the people always wait until they are out of the car before they say stuff like "you can't take that" and "hey thats mine" i love this game Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=640312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
copterfixer Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 "we like to go outside and rub our selves with dung even if daddy isnt home and working late or on a extended business trip with his seceratary in hawaii" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=640439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Cojones Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 When you have input the code for the Mercedes skin and she says (with a mans voice) "Tommy Vercetti, remember the name" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=640569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
copterfixer Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 "were gonna fight like men" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/68026-funniest-dialogs/?do=findComment&comment=640694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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