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I was pulling a girl out of the car and she says:

   "Oh, sh*t....."

 

   "No money, no funny, honeybunny."-Prostotute

 

   "Hey that's stealing!"-GoddieGoddie

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y2kcrazyjoker
Hey that's stealing!"-GoddieGoddie

How is that funny??  :bored:

 

 

It's a LOT funnier when Tommy tells the cops, "Go shower with the guys!"

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DivineIntervention

"Go play with traffic."

 

"Abandonment issues?  Who is this freak?"

 

"I did your wife!"

 

"I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried!"

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"Move that peice of sh*t!" it's really funny when you have a brand new, undamaged car and they hit it cause all drivers in Vice city are idiots.

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Hey that's stealing!"-GoddieGoddie

How is that funny??  :bored:

 

 

It's a LOT funnier when Tommy tells the cops, "Go shower with the guys!"

Cause it states the obvious..... :sarcasm:

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It's the funniest when the cops say "were gonna have some fun with this guy" when they busted me.

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Mister Vercetti

I like when after you get busted, Ken (the lawyer from the beginning) says "Yes, he looks like the suspect, but that doesn't mean he IS the suspect. Yes, you look like an idiot, but that doesn't mean you ARE an idiot."

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Jackie Flannery

When tommy says something like:

 

"I thought they were throwing cops like you off the force".

 

Or when he says " I had yer wife yer poor/pig Ba$"%rd"

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why doesnt tommy say anything funny like calling people ni**ers or saying they smell like ricans.

umm because R* can get themselves sued u moron

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TehCriminalMastermind
why doesnt tommy say anything funny like calling people ni**ers or saying they smell like ricans.

thats not funny azzh0le, its racism...Seriously, rock* wouldnt put that sh*t in a game,they'd get sued, and lose respect...moron

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A cop when I had 4 stars "I'm gonna have so much pleasure busting your ass" to bad I busted his first

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Love Fist mission with the bomb in the Limo when they find the bomb "There's wires coming out of this boomshine that's not boomshine it's...."forgot the rest

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"I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried!"

oh yeah. when i heard rosenburg say that i laughed my ass off

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Love Fist mission with the bomb in the Limo when they find the bomb "There's wires coming out of this boomshine that's not boomshine it's...."forgot the rest

he says "hey theres wires coming out of the vodka bottle.  That isnt vodka it boomshine. AND IT'S WIRED TO BLOW AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH... I always new the stuff would kill me" then i forget

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my favorite is when ur in a police car and a guy on the radio says "tell the captain i saw his wife, no wonder he likes those magazines.

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"Tommy Verceti is a nice guy but he doesnt lke being called a killer"

 

Tommy: Is this me?

Gay Guy:: Nice Ass Baby

 

"Tommy Verceti wasnt even in vice city on the day of the incident, i can prove it"

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why doesnt tommy say anything funny like calling people ni**ers or saying they smell like ricans.

cuz its racist u idiot

of course, theres not much to expect from a guy with the sn "beltway sniper" goddam

 

 

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Barton Waterduck

I thought it was "no money, no funny bunny, honey".

 

This was almost funny: "I never rashed your sister out man"

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One time I ran up to a cop and was beating him up with a bat, and when i finally killed him, i heard somebody say "Ha Ha, hit 'em again" i was rolling on the floor laughing

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This was almost funny: "I never rashed your sister out man"

im pretty sure he says i never ASKED your sister out

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