NameLess Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 I was pulling a girl out of the car and she says: "Oh, sh*t....." "No money, no funny, honeybunny."-Prostotute "Hey that's stealing!"-GoddieGoddie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2kcrazyjoker Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Hey that's stealing!"-GoddieGoddie How is that funny?? It's a LOT funnier when Tommy tells the cops, "Go shower with the guys!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineIntervention Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 "Go play with traffic." "Abandonment issues? Who is this freak?" "I did your wife!" "I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayo Puño Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 "Move that peice of sh*t!" it's really funny when you have a brand new, undamaged car and they hit it cause all drivers in Vice city are idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 "You Hit Me" "Hey its Mr.V" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameLess Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 Hey that's stealing!"-GoddieGoddie How is that funny?? It's a LOT funnier when Tommy tells the cops, "Go shower with the guys!" Cause it states the obvious..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xboxsucks Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 It's the funniest when the cops say "were gonna have some fun with this guy" when they busted me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Vercetti Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 I like when after you get busted, Ken (the lawyer from the beginning) says "Yes, he looks like the suspect, but that doesn't mean he IS the suspect. Yes, you look like an idiot, but that doesn't mean you ARE an idiot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingramstone Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "Do you guys ever catch any criminals?" to the cops and "It was your fault!" if you run into anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segosa Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "At least i dont own this piece of crap" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turgon Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 tommy says something like "your messin wit the beast" or "im a beast" either way, funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vwfan Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 when you run into another car, tommy says "try turning the wheels".. ahhaha i love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Flannery Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 When tommy says something like: "I thought they were throwing cops like you off the force". Or when he says " I had yer wife yer poor/pig Ba$"%rd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beltway SNiper Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 why doesnt tommy say anything funny like calling people ni**ers or saying they smell like ricans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yenz7280 Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 why doesnt tommy say anything funny like calling people ni**ers or saying they smell like ricans. umm because R* can get themselves sued u moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehCriminalMastermind Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 why doesnt tommy say anything funny like calling people ni**ers or saying they smell like ricans. thats not funny azzh0le, its racism...Seriously, rock* wouldnt put that sh*t in a game,they'd get sued, and lose respect...moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLeone25 Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 A cop when I had 4 stars "I'm gonna have so much pleasure busting your ass" to bad I busted his first & Love Fist mission with the bomb in the Limo when they find the bomb "There's wires coming out of this boomshine that's not boomshine it's...."forgot the rest Anomalous Material.com <--> AMF Multiplayer Topic Join Quidco and get Cashback for buying things online! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p9107 Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Or when they but you and he says : "I hope you like being asked to pick up the soap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppet_ksk Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 "I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried!" oh yeah. when i heard rosenburg say that i laughed my ass off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppet_ksk Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Love Fist mission with the bomb in the Limo when they find the bomb "There's wires coming out of this boomshine that's not boomshine it's...."forgot the rest he says "hey theres wires coming out of the vodka bottle. That isnt vodka it boomshine. AND IT'S WIRED TO BLOW AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH... I always new the stuff would kill me" then i forget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortprsn Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 my favorite is when ur in a police car and a guy on the radio says "tell the captain i saw his wife, no wonder he likes those magazines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayo Puño Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 "I need to go change my deusche bag" or "Sticky icky bum bum" LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelance Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 "Tommy Verceti is a nice guy but he doesnt lke being called a killer" Tommy: Is this me? Gay Guy:: Nice Ass Baby "Tommy Verceti wasnt even in vice city on the day of the incident, i can prove it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beltway SNiper Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 Stared by [O][T] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewcipher88 Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 when im on foot runnin from the cops he goes "i did your wife ya pig" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogchow Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 why doesnt tommy say anything funny like calling people ni**ers or saying they smell like ricans. cuz its racist u idiot of course, theres not much to expect from a guy with the sn "beltway sniper" goddam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogchow Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 racism is funny and so are koreans go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Waterduck Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 I thought it was "no money, no funny bunny, honey". This was almost funny: "I never rashed your sister out man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectre04 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 One time I ran up to a cop and was beating him up with a bat, and when i finally killed him, i heard somebody say "Ha Ha, hit 'em again" i was rolling on the floor laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppet_ksk Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 This was almost funny: "I never rashed your sister out man" im pretty sure he says i never ASKED your sister out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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