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I hate bikes


ringtone7
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Nope, you can't make me. Don't f*cking make a drive a bike, it is not an enjoyable challenge for me. They are boring to me because well, its a bike, they all kinda look the same. They are unreliable, unpredictable and just stop the action completely when you wipeout. What they lack in every practical aspect they make up for in maneuverability but that's it. I can do pretty much everything I can do on a bike with my Banshee. No thank you I'll leave it on the friggin' shelf away from my garage.

 

And its not just this game, its every game. I just don't like bikes!

Am I complaining? Yes, but I just really want to bring this up.

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@ Ringtone: You're not the only one who doesn't prefer bikes, I don't. The only uses for a bike in the game are popping wheelies on the runway @ LS Airport for rewards and occasionally during missions where you might want a better aim for drive by's. otherwise the like of protection is a chore and any fast car on an open road will have you (a bike is decent for alleyways, jumps and evasion in tight areas, but a bullet is hard to dodge).

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I hate motorcycle races too. If I crash myself then fine, my fault. However the most random things happen to me. Another rider breaks a stop sign and the flying stop sign kills me (but not him?). Another rider crashes and their randomly tumbling ragdoll corpse launches me off the track.

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x_-_Robski_-_x

My other one... 0_0.jpg

 

thing with bikes, there's more risk involved, but that's half the reason they're so good. If you ride them like you drive your cars, full throttle and bouncing off the corner then you won't enjoy them, bikes take a bit more skill and better reactions, and give a bigger thrill in return,,,

 

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Deceitful-Fox

My other one... 0_0.jpg

 

thing with bikes, there's more risk involved, but that's half the reason they're so good. If you ride them like you drive your cars, full throttle and bouncing off the corner then you won't enjoy them, bikes take a bit more skill and better reactions, and give a bigger thrill in return,,,

 

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Man, you and I both know that's not true. Bikes in this game are the blandest, easiest thing to drive ever. Goodness knows what happened between IV and V, but now you can't even get the tail out. What's the point?

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Here's my real bike. Soo much more fun than driving a bland arse car.

 

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In the game, It's something different than just driving a car around. You have more protection in a car but a bike can go more places than a car. I like hoping over small walls and riding up stairs to get on top of stuff.

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x_-_Robski_-_x

 

My other one... 0_0.jpg

 

thing with bikes, there's more risk involved, but that's half the reason they're so good. If you ride them like you drive your cars, full throttle and bouncing off the corner then you won't enjoy them, bikes take a bit more skill and better reactions, and give a bigger thrill in return,,,

 

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Man, you and I both know that's not true. Bikes in this game are the blandest, easiest thing to drive ever. Goodness knows what happened between IV and V, but now you can't even get the tail out. What's the point?

 

Speak for yourself. If it wasn't true I wouldn't have written it.

Bikes have got a better feel in GTAV, take the roads north of LS and get a real Road Rash moment ;)

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Lola has a bike, the sh*tzu Vader, but its rarely used. Too much risk involved. One wrong move and she kisses the tarmac at speed

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Misanthrope Z

i don't use the bikes because i don't like how they feel when turning. when you get way too adapted to the cars, motorcycles just feel like they have the worst oversteer.

 

plus i like powersliding through sharp corners, which is a pain in the ass for me to do on a bike

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I love my PCJ 600. Yes, it's not the fastest like the crotch rockets, but it looks so good! I find it a much more stable bike too. Plus, it looks the assassin's bike in The Baadar Meinhof Complex.

 

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Mine is all in black.

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It's a good point about the handling difference between bikes and cars. At the start I used to have just the Elegy and Akuma, took a bit to get used to the bike but I was racking up the wins in random lobbies with both back then. Joined a racing crew and was mostly racing cars, completely lost my bike mojo, for ages as well.

Was close to selling the bike and moving on but decided to go for it head 1st. Gave it a very expensive respray and started making bike only races, made a bike only playlist, I take it out in FM a lot more and I'm rediscovering the love. It's unforgiving but the biggest speed thrill there is imo.

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handcuff_charlie

 

 

I can do pretty much everything I can do on a bike with my Banshee. No thank you I'll leave it on the friggin' shelf away from my garage.

 

 

You have ZERO chance of escaping from me in a banshee if I am on my Double-T or Bati.

 

In fact, you aren't getting away in an adder or carbonizzare either.

 

THAT is the prime reason I use bikes, that plus the fact that because you can wipeout and get killed forces the tards to stick to their adders. The only challenge when it comes to pursuing a "runner" are those other players skilled at high speed bike driving.

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The problems you have with bikes are actually problems you have with not being a gut-wretchingly hopeless fool of a driver (spazzing f*ckface!)

 

I own freeroam with my bati

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The problems you have with bikes are actually problems you have with not being a gut-wretchingly hopeless fool of a driver (spazzing f*ckface!)

 

I own freeroam with my bati

 

You don't own jack, if I see you on freeroam I will blow your head off

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The problems you have with bikes are actually problems you have with not being a gut-wretchingly hopeless fool of a driver (spazzing f*ckface!)

 

I own freeroam with my bati

You don't own jack, if I see you on freeroam I will blow your head off

My PSN is watchclockgit

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Watchclock. I would pay to see Ringtone annihilate you utterly in a race, where the true drivers in this game hang out. Freeroam is no place worth owning. Unfortunately, there's a console divide.

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The problems you have with bikes are actually problems you have with not being a gut-wretchingly hopeless fool of a driver (spazzing f*ckface!)

 

I own freeroam with my bati

You don't own jack, if I see you on freeroam I will blow your head off

My PSN is watchclockgit

 

You take it personal. LMAO

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Biggie Kaniff

I like bikes. Got an Akuma and a Bagger in my garage. Akuma is for speed and the Bagger just for the looks. Cruising around in free roam on a bike is just awesome.

 

 

 

Actually I had a Bati but sold it and changed for the Akuma. Loved the Bati, but the Akuma outruns it, the handling is better.

 

I like bicycles too. Jumping around on a bmx is quite fun :).

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Nope, you can't make me. Don't f*cking make a drive a bike, it is not an enjoyable challenge for me. They are boring to me because well, its a bike, they all kinda look the same. They are unreliable, unpredictable and just stop the action completely when you wipeout. What they lack in every practical aspect they make up for in maneuverability but that's it. I can do pretty much everything I can do on a bike with my Banshee. No thank you I'll leave it on the friggin' shelf away from my garage.

 

And its not just this game, its every game. I just don't like bikes!

Am I complaining? Yes, but I just really want to bring this up.

 

 

But... But..

 

I just made a 20 race playlist of all bikes called. "Ringtone Luvs Bikes".

 

:(

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Free roam is where I'm at, always on a bike these days. I can evade pretty much any car, or lead them to a location I know which will give me a combat advantage. If I crash I have time to pull a weapon before their vehicle arrives.

 

Akuma > Bati

 

I have both. I frequently destroy them in water so I need a quick backup.

 

I would not go back to cars.

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I love my Akuma. The key is mastering the driving touch and avoid driving the bikes like your Supercars. Also if you are a piss poor car driver then the bikes will not be your friends.

 

I suggest you drive your fastest car on the opposite side of the road and avoid and play chicken with as many as possible, preferably over by Chumash where the trucks spawn...this will sharpen your reaction skills which must be razor sharp in orde for you to drive your bike like its a Supercar.

I love the thrill when I'm absolutely flying on my bike, do I still crash, yeah sometimes but driving it smart helps a lot.

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I've never been a fan of motorbikes in any GTA but I do like the handling of bikes much better than it was in GTA IV. I will tend to avoid bikes whenever possible though.

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My other one... 0_0.jpg

 

thing with bikes, there's more risk involved, but that's half the reason they're so good. If you ride them like you drive your cars, full throttle and bouncing off the corner then you won't enjoy them, bikes take a bit more skill and better reactions, and give a bigger thrill in return,,,

 

spin.gif

Man, you and I both know that's not true. Bikes in this game are the blandest, easiest thing to drive ever. Goodness knows what happened between IV and V, but now you can't even get the tail out. What's the point?

I completely agree. I loved the bikes in 4. Now its just cartoony imo.

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