Police Commissioner Raises the Ire of Los Santos Residents

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Police Commissioner Raises the Ire of Los Santos

This is Wynter Summers bringing you and in-depth look at Los Santos' police commissioner for Weazel Action News.

The new Los Santos police commissioner, Kelly Ray, continues to keep his access to the media elusive after instituting a number of questionable policies and standing orders for Los Santos PD. Mr. Ray's appointment as police commissioner has long been seen as a source of violence and police brutality as well as corruption. The commissioner also continues to live a life of opulence which is seen as a slap in the face to many residents in Los Santos after the recent financial collapse.


Mr. Ray keeps a personal Police Speed Boat in his Vinewood Hills pool.


Weazel Action News' Don Sprinkles' response to Commissioner Kelly Ray's spokeswoman on being denied an interview.

Marcus Thompson and Curtis Wind, who work for Los Santos International Airport Traffic Control, are on strike. Mr. Wind laments Commissioner Ray's new "Stop-and-Frisk" policy.

"Stop-and-Frisk? More like 'Stop-and-Shoot'. I don't know why they're targeting Marcus and me. We just in charge of the skies, ya dig? We can't help it if some crazy white people want to show up, steal our helicopters and turn the runways in to a proving ground. I want to say, these are the breaks, ya dig? But no, white people brought these problems here and we're the ones getting shot. That's why we on strike."



Mr. Thompson added, "It don't make do when some white bread cop brings his mom along for a ride-a-long and she's given permission to open fire. That ain't proper and I'm sick of seeing my coworkers shot while walking from their cars to the control tower. We don't want to strike, but it's what Air Traffic 1020 needs to do!" Mr. Thompson directs this reporter's attention to the window.



"Just look at the mess they're causing."



"And you know who the scabs are? White people."


Inexperienced scab workers have lead to confusion on the runways of Los Santos International Airport

At Vespucci Beach, Weazel Action News caught up with Richard James, who further explained the rampant racism and white privilege the commissioner has let run freely.



"I have friends on the LSPD, won't say who, but here's what I've heard.

"The other day, you remember that massive police chase involving a black Patriot and yellow Cheetah? Two white guys running from the cops. Some old dude and some crazy-eyed balding guy. Well, you know what happened to them? Nothing. They had a city-wide, police sanctioned game of cat and mouse throughout the city to blow off steam after a haircut. And get this.. they were on their way to the old dude's daughter's house for dinner." Weazel Action News could confirm that such a chase took place, but received no comment from police on Mr. James' next accusation, "The two white guys, they was working with the cops, can you believe that? Actually, I'd be surprised to hear that they weren't working with the cops. Heard the old dude died in an explosion of some sort."

Mr. Ray is rumored to be a regular at a West Vinywood Night Club...



While he wouldn't talk that night, he surprisingly agreed to meet and answer a few questions from this reporter outside a coffee shot on Alta St. on the condition that this reporter tell "that asshole, Sprinkles, to stay off my boat!" With terms set, Mr. Ray appeared relaxed in a gray sweater vest, dark brown khakis and sneakers and, to this reporter's surprise, without his spokeswoman and also look much younger than his 28 years on the force would lead you to believe.



Mr. Ray thought pensively before answering each question.

On the commissioner's wealth and opulence:

"I come from money. Does that mean I can't be interested in bringing about justice?"

On the increased Police Aggressiveness:

"Well, I look at it this way. It's proactive police work. We're putting down this city's criminal element. Most of the city's crimes committed now are criminal against criminal. If the Vagos and Ballas want to light up Grove St. let them. We'll sweep in and clear out the rest.

"But let me ask you When was the last time you heard of a bank getting robbed? What about a jewelry store? Has not happened! And it will not happened under my watch! The LSPD is proud of our Zero-Heist policy!"

When contradicted about the rash of convenience store robberies and murders:

"What about them? Those people are probably here illegally. And they work 24/7… probably continuously high on that Blaine County Import. Whoever is taking them out, they're doing me a favor by freeing up my men to do better police work."

On family ride alongs and allowing them to discharge their firearm at suspects:

"That was one guy. To be clear, Sgt. Bomowski did order the suspect to stop and the consequences that should follow for failure to comply. However, Bomowski did not show professional judgment in allowing his mother to shoot a suspect dead. Bomowski has since been placed on administrative leave pending an internal investigation."


This wasn't an isolated incident for Bomowski. Sgt. Bomowski was recently identified as the police officer who shot down a Titan on Vinewood Blvd earlier this month.

On his Stop-and-Frisk program and its infringement on civil rights:

"If they're not doing anything wrong, they have nothing to worry about."

And with that the interview was ended.

Several hours later, the last communication from Mr. Ray was received. A photo along with the message, "Tell Sprinkles that I will shoot him on sight!"




Next time on Weazel Action News: there are those who lives in the mountains who participate in The Most Dangerous Game. Their story a Weazel Exclusive!



And Los Santos makes its bid for next year's X-Games and plans to introduce several new sports to the line up!

Edited January 31, 2014 by jesusalready

[xInfamousRYANx]

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[Ai®a©ob®a]

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[ham_hands]

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Also, a van constructed entirely of marijuana is expected to pass through the city. Police are asking residents to keep an eye out for the freak with the basketball.

[vipprimo]

"If I can change it by 1%, that makes it better, right?"

[RussianCommie]

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[djmatao]

Another great read! Keep it up

[PerceusSOZ]

These headlines are always good.

[Governator]

During the first interview, *Marcus and I

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[jesusalready]

During the first interview, *Marcus and I

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Tell that to Curtis Wind. I'm too lazy to put [sIC] in each quote. Besides that would just confuse people here

[Governator]

 

During the first interview, *Marcus and I

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Tell that to Curtis Wind. I'm too lazy to put [sIC] in each quote. Besides that would just confuse people here So it would Edited January 31, 2014 by Deathmaker158

[MeGusta90]

Fake and gay.

 

 

Just kidding, was interesting.

[codename_duchess]

The LSPD is proud of our No-Heist policy

 

That explains everything

[gear999]

No. I refuse to say it. I can't say tl;dr. No.