Shy bladder?

[Raavi]

 

I've used the bathroom sitting down, it supposedly is more healthy and some say it could even reduce the chance of prostate cancer.

this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

I'm tempted to place your Man Card up for review by the International Board of Manly Men.

 

 

In other news: More and more men choose to buy their firewood in stores as opposed to chopping it themselves! The Board of Manly Men was not available for comment.

[Johan]

It's pretty common, I remember a few years ago I went on vacation with my cousins in the Dominican Republic, during a road trip we all got off to go to the urinals.

 

I was pretty much standing there for over 3 minutes trying to let it out while I was surrounded by about 15 other guys, it was the hardest and most embarrassing piss in my life.

[Crokey]

You still pee in urinals, ha get with the times! I always go to the bathroom sitting down, or in the scenario of a public bathroom, hovering over the toilet seat. It is growing in popularity and it is supposedly more healthy.

 

That. is. impossible.

 

Just zip, flop, p*ss, tuck, zip, done

[Justin..]

I always sit down so I can have a sh*t as well lol. Try not to use public toilet unless am desperate as they are dirty/full of perverts haha

[trip]

I have a very friendly and outgoing bladder.

[Kippers]

I try to avoid taking dumps if I'm not home, and especially if I'm in a restaurant. I can turn an establishment into an asstablishment at the drop of a deuce, the fall out of which lasts for several minutes. It's really awkward when you're the only one leaving the restroom and you know everyone is looking your way due to the dead silence throughout the place.

I had never had to do that before then and have never done it since. My ass was going to explode on the dance floor if I hadn't gone. Public crapping is always the worst thing.

Edited January 31, 2014 by Kippers

[EphemeralStar]

So when I go into a public restroom to take a tinkle, I have a slight issue in that when I whop it out and get ready to piss for England, if a guy comes in and starts doing his business next to me, or even in the same room I have a hard time getting the little bugger to start up, know what I mean? Hell, if there are already people at the urinal forget it, it's not happening. This even happens if I'm attempting to discharge my payload and people are just being a little too loud. Nothing happens. The hanger doors are open, but the package is jammed.

 

What do you guys think it is? I wouldn't say it's shyness. Despite what my post record on here tells you, I'm not an autistic freak and can communicate with humans just fine. Maybe it's the dreaded PENIS ENVY. I mean we're all friends here, I'll be honest. I'm well equipped for the job at hand, I can get it done, but I'm never going to get the name Big Dick Johnson. Partially because my name isn't Johnson.

I HOPE YOUR MESSED UP BLADDER ISSUE BOTHERS YOU FOR LIFE. -.- or you get a bladder infection...

Edited February 1, 2014 by EphemeralStar

[Finn 7 five 11]

I have no problem with peeing in front of people, I regularly do it on trees and the like in front of people even if a toilet isn't far away, don't care if people see me naked, don't care

But alas, I still cannot pee without waiting a while for the stream to release while next to someone at a urinal, I don't know why.

Funny story a few weeks back a mate of mine was at a nightclub, with me, he had to go take a sh*t, I watched him as he walked, directly into the womens room, I was going to say something, but laughter overtook me. Some time later he comes back and tells me how he was there taking there filthiest, fartiest curry-plopper ever, when a group of ladies walk in and start doing their make-up, that's when it hit him, it was the ladies room, he mopped up and all that, and walked out and was greeted with the filthiest looks anyone could ever endure he says.