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I do hookers.. Stories/Pics. ITS GOIN DOWN

SaturdayNight

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joedelta

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So I do hookers, yes. And I wanna see your sexy and ugly hookers. Please add a story and picture behind this random (or planned) meeting. Did it go down?

I will start off with my three most recent. You can do one if thats all you got. But this thread, is for the hoes.. LITERALLY.

 

 

Meet Rebecca, this 17.. I mean 18 year old hooker was standing on the corner of a convenient store in murietta heights, she wanted to take a look in my $100,000 Surano.. Knowing what this meant I jumped at the opportunity. Sadly this did NOT go down due to a friend invite.. But if she gave me the chance again, I would WAX THAT ASS TILL SHE SHOW ME WHAT SHE WORKIN WIT!!

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Meet Samantha, This 23 year old Los Santos Native Hooker was actually shopping when I met her, so I gently leaned over and whispered in here ear.. Shut up and take your clothes off. Knowing that I was a baller because of my Banshee out front she knew what the deal was.. So I drove her to the back of a hangar in LSIA because you know, I own multiple planes.. HOWEVER Because of me accidentally pressing the Triangle button she went from, "Let me put it in my mouth" to, "you're a f*cking loser" instantaneously so this did NOT go down.. But I tell ya, if I see that skirt again its definitely going up, so it can GO DOWN.

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Meet Jojo, this 27 year old hooker is a veteran, with Lips like that it was no wonder she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and she showed me. After the mesmerizing sight we went to my car and all I could say was.. ITS GOIN DOWN!!

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Meet Suzanne.. wait this isn't a hooker, its me EX!!! f*cking hooker, this gets no introduction!!

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lol I enjoyed the stories. Ignore most of these guys, if its not someone bitching then they dont care
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Ninja_Gear

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Rebecca is a 17 year old hooker? And you think f*cking her is the solution? I'd slap the bitch and tell her HOME! HOME NOW LITTLE ONE! But that's me. OP is clearly a predator that is hoping we all start throwing naked children around the forum.

Yeah because 17 yr olds totally are children and never f*ck. ..

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Ninjambie

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Every time I'm with a pro, my crew members or friends always seem to know and find me.

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She wouldn't give my crew member seconds, so he did this...

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Tabula Rasa

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OP are there hooker hot spots you are aware of; I'm still a GTA Online virgin, looking to have a fun first time but I find myself honking at all the wrong girls, and driving by the right ones when I am otherwise occupied. Also do you know if a friend can bring his owner hooker in the back of a four seater? Can you have sex in an open convertible? Have you partaken in any 16 player prostitute sessions? Also what's the going rate, would you advise I murder the hooker after to save money with greater interest? so many questions! so little time, have you ever been killed while fooling around with a prostitute? if so did she keep going, or if the opposite happened..did you keep going?

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Soran Is On

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I need someone to pick me up in a cargobob while I'm soliciting one of these fine looking ladies. I wanna be the first person in gta online to join the mile high club.

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Ronzilla.

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Speaking of hookers, I am mad they took out 20$ handjobs. Anal sex was a nice add, but I couldn't even tell the difference from the normal sex until I listened carefully. I usually like to ATM all the hookers I pick up. Every now and then I let a hooker walk away with her life, usually when I actually needed the health boost.

I need someone to pick me up in a cargobob while I'm soliciting one of these fine looking ladies. I wanna be the first person in gta online to join the mile high club.

Best idea ever.

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saintsrow

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It's Grand Theft AUTO, not,

Grand f*ck Hookers.

Why did I come here? I guess it was the hookers and the tanks. :colgate:

 

Oh and I love Simeon's missions because they involve stealing cars, the heart of GTA. /sarcasm

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Lisha

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f*ck it, I'll bite.

 

I picked up a hooker on GTA Online as a girl. She treated me like a man which was awkward, haha.

I remember watching a video where some guy saw a pedestrian pick up a prostitute, he actually drove into an alley and they began to have sex. I think the guy cockblocked him though because he kicked the car and it made the prostitute panic.

 

OP, your thread made me laugh.

 

Here:

 

 

Skip to 3:20 to see the cockblock.

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sexboxlive

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I got my GTA money gift at Christmas with a sex worker in the car

 

She was a money green Manana with a matte white top and gold spokes

 

Don't remember what the sex worker looked like, but after I drove down an alley to celebrate my new found wealth, the same guy who gifted me put a billion dollar bounty on me and then appeared around the corner with a rocket launcher

 

I loved that car

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Heck yea! Join me and my boys. The beers are as cold as the hookers!

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SUPAH JD

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And here I thought I was the only one who jacked off to virtua-

MACHO, MACHO, MAAAAACHOO MAAAAN YEAH. I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN.

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Shootinalloveryourface

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On two occasions I have stumbled upon a player parked in an alley with a prostitute in his car. It's a mixture of funny and bizarre.

 

Killed both players, prostitutes and destroyed both cars.

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RAS_ZeroZ

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Killed both players, prostitutes and destroyed both cars.

 

 

I haven't run across this situation before but if I do I'd like to see if tossing tear gas under/next to the car will kill them during the act heh.

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Shootinalloveryourface

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^Nice suggestion I'll try that myself. Both times they were totally defenceless

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