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I do hookers.. Stories/Pics. ITS GOIN DOWN

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iTz-JoNeSy

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Rebecca is a 17 year old hooker? And you think f*cking her is the solution? I'd slap the bitch and tell her HOME! HOME NOW LITTLE ONE! But that's me. OP is clearly a predator that is hoping we all start throwing naked children around the forum.

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Mrwhiteglasses

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I would WAX THAT ASS TILL SHE SHOW ME WHAT SHE WORKIN WIT

Each to their own. Don't think there would be much to wax.

 

Mention about lips and golf ball made me cry and laugh.

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prestonchan

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ah, wish we can have Samantha's dress for our character

(I am not interested to what u have write anyway)

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Misanthrope Z

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OP, please describe your car so I'll know never to get in it

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Coin

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Sometimes I'll pick up a hooker when I'm engaged in a deadly back and forth with another player. I'll then speed off toward the grave yard, daring the other player to follow. Exhilarating stuff.

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Shootinalloveryourface

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Great thread.

 

OP there have been a few hooker threads. One was pretty popular and there were some calls from the community to have it pinned.

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Zarathustra71

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The sexual revolution wasn't about cataloguing prostitutes. People are creeped out not because they are prudes but because if this was real-life behaviour then you'd probably end up killing them.

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mfoster09

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Come on guys. After so many weeks without new content, we are all looking for new ways to keep GTA online interesting. As long as this dude isn't old like me, then this thread isn't creepy. May not be your cup of tea, but instead of bashing this dude, go troll the guys opening threads looking for modded lobbies and new d.n.s codes.

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Misanthrope Z

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Come on guys. After so many weeks without new content, we are all looking for new ways to keep GTA online interesting. As long as this dude isn't old like me, then this thread isn't creepy. May not be your cup of tea, but instead of bashing this dude, go troll the guys opening threads looking for modded lobbies and new d.n.s codes.

as a professional hooker, i would find this creepy

 

just cuz i let you stick it in my butt don't mean i want it documented, damn son

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mfoster09

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Come on guys. After so many weeks without new content, we are all looking for new ways to keep GTA online interesting. As long as this dude isn't old like me, then this thread isn't creepy. May not be your cup of tea, but instead of bashing this dude, go troll the guys opening threads looking for modded lobbies and new d.n.s codes.

as a professional hooker, i would find this creepy

 

just cuz i let you stick it in my butt don't mean i want it documented, damn son

HBO did a whole documentary series on street walkers, which included shots of them "working". Nobody had a problem with that.

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Misanthrope Z

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Come on guys. After so many weeks without new content, we are all looking for new ways to keep GTA online interesting. As long as this dude isn't old like me, then this thread isn't creepy. May not be your cup of tea, but instead of bashing this dude, go troll the guys opening threads looking for modded lobbies and new d.n.s codes.

as a professional hooker, i would find this creepy

 

just cuz i let you stick it in my butt don't mean i want it documented, damn son

HBO did a whole documentary series on street walkers, which included shots of them "working". Nobody had a problem with that.

 

that's very unprofessional

 

that sh*t's supposed to be kept secret, they gonna get arrested

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StewNorth

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gifs-cool-weird-and-creepy-7.gif

 

Looks like a bad shroom trip xD

 

...or a great one. What would I know, it's been ages since I had any of these delicacies.

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I.haigh

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gifs-cool-weird-and-creepy-7.gif

 

Looks like a bad shroom trip xD

 

...or a great one. What would I know, it's been ages since I had any of these delicacies.

 

Thread kind of creeped me out so I thought...creepy gif?

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Tehguy123

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I don't really like the misogynistic tone. Sure they're prostitutes but they're doing a favour to society. You still gotta treat them with respect...

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FertileFuZZ

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Some of you guys slatting the OP, man... it's a game, it's part of the game..

Some people get "RIGHT" into the game in every possable sence, I've seen crews that want you to dress in uniform and operate like a proper army, and you have to do the things that they tell you..

Are these guy into it too much too.. Who cares..

Have fun, chill out.. Geez...

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BlackRuiner

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So I do hookers, yes. And I wanna see your sexy and ugly hookers. Please add a story and picture behind this random (or planned) meeting. Did it go down?

I will start off with my three most recent. You can do one if thats all you got. But this thread, is for the hoes.. LITERALLY.

 

 

Meet Rebecca, this 17.. I mean 18 year old hooker was standing on the corner of a convenient store in murietta heights, she wanted to take a look in my $100,000 Surano.. Knowing what this meant I jumped at the opportunity. Sadly this did NOT go down due to a friend invite.. But if she gave me the chance again, I would WAX THAT ASS TILL SHE SHOW ME WHAT SHE WORKIN WIT!!

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Meet Samantha, This 23 year old Los Santos Native Hooker was actually shopping when I met her, so I gently leaned over and whispered in here ear.. Shut up and take your clothes off. Knowing that I was a baller because of my Banshee out front she knew what the deal was.. So I drove her to the back of a hangar in LSIA because you know, I own multiple planes.. HOWEVER Because of me accidentally pressing the Triangle button she went from, "Let me put it in my mouth" to, "you're a f*cking loser" instantaneously so this did NOT go down.. But I tell ya, if I see that skirt again its definitely going up, so it can GO DOWN.

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Meet Jojo, this 27 year old hooker is a veteran, with Lips like that it was no wonder she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and she showed me. After the mesmerizing sight we went to my car and all I could say was.. ITS GOIN DOWN!!

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Meet Suzanne.. wait this isn't a hooker, its me EX!!! f*cking hooker, this gets no introduction!!

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Sorry about the thread bro, theres a bunch of fa**ots that dont understand ur joke or that hookers have only been made to f*ck. Smh its like this is the first gta u people have played, calm the f*ck down.

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Zoobz

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Double or nothing for Santa.

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j0hn_d0e

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^ with child ?

 

No.

 

Just f*cking no.

 

* worse than the OP IMO.

 

<insert suitably disgusted smilie here>

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XR3i

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OP admitting he chugs off to a computer game.

 

Outstanding.

Come on that's nothing compared to what some people are into. When you're horny anything goes. Some things people have told me are disgusting and they know it, but like I said, when your horny..
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Zwenkwiel

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Zarathustra71, on 25 Jan 2014 - 2:33 PM, said:

The sexual revolution wasn't about cataloguing prostitutes. People are creeped out not because they are prudes but because if this was real-life behaviour then you'd probably end up killing them.

 

it wasn't?

than what was all that burning bra stuff about?

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Ninja_Gear

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Michael-Scott-Closes-The-Door-Awkwardly-

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gifs-cool-weird-and-creepy-7.gif

 

Looks like a bad shroom trip xD

 

...or a great one. What would I know, it's been ages since I had any of these delicacies.

 

Thread kind of creeped me out so I thought...creepy gif?

 

That does look really creepy...

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MagicFN

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Want to know why we're not all giddy about this? It's because it's nothing special. Hookers were meant to be put in the game to have sex with your character for money, that's their job. Acting like it's the best thing since sliced bread is stupid and feeling glad about it just makes it even more stupid. That's like paying the mailman twenty bucks to deliever your mail even though he's already going to do it anyways.

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Hodgey.

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I dont quite get the whole point in the OP's post but you do have hell of a imagination sir.

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PoeticWhisper

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I found the thread funny. Some people need to lighten up on here.

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gear999

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So much win with all the memes and GIFs :D

This reminds me of the thread where people would bang hookers then hold the controller to their crotch like a vibrator and enjoy it and then tell GTAForums about it.

EDIT: Here's that f*cked up thread that I was talking about:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/676615-tell-the-truth-vibrating-controller/

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